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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

dalem in just a few short years...

Pictures 3,4,5 & 6 are not for the faint of heart.

Oh dear God! What exactly were you cruising the Web looking for when you discovered that particular site? Do we even want to know?

Gods, your poor wife. I bet Rose would go to church and light a candle if you'd simply sit at your desk and look at porn...

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

This is, by a very slight margin, less execrable than your previous post about algae.

Faint praise and yet it thunders in my ears. Or that could be the two chalupas I had for dinner.

Too close to call, really.

Which was sodding awful. I mean, I've seen people vomit with more wit.

Well, I'll always admit that you hang out with a more... erudite class of drunkards than I do.

But mine have a more... whimsical nature which is far more entertaining.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

dalem in just a few short years...

Pictures 3,4,5 & 6 are not for the faint of heart.

Oh dear God! What exactly were you cruising the Web looking for when you discovered that particular site? Do we even want to know?

Gods, your poor wife. I bet Rose would go to church and light a candle if you'd simply sit at your desk and look at porn... </font>

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Originally posted by Abbott:

It seems that old Jeremiah used to cook and eat the hearts and livers of his fallen enemies. In Crow custom that gave him strength over those he defeated and scared the living hell out of others.

"To prey on their fear. Move like an animal to feel the kill..."

-Brock Sampson

Originally posted by Abbott:

My wife is not from the Crow Tribe but she does cook me up hearts, livers and gizzards now and then. I love them and venison heart is one of my favorite dishes.

That's wonderful, Abbott. After all, the various prion and wasting diseases all concentrate in organ meats. By cooking you up a mess of offal, Lady Redneck is almost guaranteeing that within a few years there'll be a University medical team puzzling over why you're dying from a disease you could only normally have gotten from being sodomized by marmots.

Welcome to Lady Redneck'! Here in the 'Pool, we know how to treat a lady.

For the most part, we don't know much of anything else.

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Originally posted by Treeburst155:

Greetings Grog Dorosh! Beauty queen? Ah yes, what was her name?? I can't remember now. I wonder if she still has an active account?? What was her name?

I could make a really bad terrain mod for CMSF; but at this point it doesn't need one. It isn't playable enough to be worth the time....or I would certainly do it.

Treeburst155 out.

Her name was Roxy, Treeburst. And she broke many a heart when she was revealed to be yourself. I believe a few people also cut off one of their hands in horror. Outerboarders, of course. Not the shiniest pennies in the fountain.

Glad to see you are also still alive.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

dalem in just a few short years...

Pictures 3,4,5 & 6 are not for the faint of heart.

Oh dear God! What exactly were you cruising the Web looking for when you discovered that particular site? Do we even want to know?

Gods, your poor wife. I bet Rose would go to church and light a candle if you'd simply sit at your desk and look at porn... </font>

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Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

In my day, we had moral fiber. It allowed us to pass judgement on people with great regularity.

We also have moral fiber which allows us to be a little brighter then those who hold themselves upon high. </font>
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Hmmm, the MBT is unusually active for a Friday night. All your employers must have decided to skip payday this time around. Thank god the Oddstralians are too far gone into their weekend drunks to drag themselves over to the keyboard and peck out a coherent post...not that they are ever really coherent, mind...so we get a little peace and quiet for a while.

Michael

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

Hmmm, the MBT is unusually active for a Friday night. All your employers must have decided to skip payday this time around. Thank god the Oddstralians are too far gone into their weekend drunks to drag themselves over to the keyboard and peck out a coherent post...not that they are ever really coherent, mind...so we get a little peace and quiet for a while.

Michael

Or we WOULD if only the "Others Recognized" would stop posting their interminable drivel.

Seanachai this is YOUR fault you know. We hold YOU personally responsible.

THEY can't help it, asking them to post intelligently or with a hint of wit or even without a chip the size of a freaking 2X4 on their shoulder is asking them to forsake their nature ... but YOU knew better ... after all, I told you.

AND it was some appreciable time after I dumped your silverware on your floor so you didn't even have that excuse not to listen to me.

Joe

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

In my day, we had moral fiber. It allowed us to pass judgement on people with great regularity.

You can get the same effect by just eating a Bran Muffin.

Lady Redneck </font>

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Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

In my day, we had moral fiber. It allowed us to pass judgement on people with great regularity.

You can get the same effect by just eating a Bran Muffin.

Lady Redneck </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Seanachai this is YOUR fault you know. We hold YOU personally responsible.

THEY can't help it, asking them to post intelligently or with a hint of wit or even without a chip the size of a freaking 2X4 on their shoulder is asking them to forsake their nature ... but YOU knew better ... after all, I told you.

Joe

And I forgive you, Joe. All your sins washed away by my tears, shed for the fact that I welcome in even the worst and the stupidest.

But they are not a single one 'the worst and the stupidest' until they are determined to be so by their own hand.

I know we've had some complete fecking morons post here, Justicar.

But, to our credit, we have independent verification of the fact that Kevin Federline has NEVER POSTED IN THE MBT!

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You've all missed the slightly disturbing yet strangely captivating meltdown that Kitty just had. Over at Gyrene's chatroom; it was an international affair.

She's really lost it, too. Seanachai, wander over and see if you can pick up some of the larger pieces and put them back.

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Originally posted by rleete:

You've all missed the slightly disturbing yet strangely captivating meltdown that Kitty just had. Over at Gyrene's chatroom; it was an international affair.

She's really lost it, too. Seanachai, wander over and see if you can pick up some of the larger pieces and put them back.

What the hell am I? All the king's horses, and all the king's men?

I can never manage to get into Gyrene's chatroom.

Oh, very well. I'll go see if I can get in.

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