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Originally posted by PondScum:

So, that's 70 kilobytes, times the number of losers in the world, times the number of people in their address books, and ALL that email gets bounced back to the Microsoft internet gateway. We're apparently 5 hours behind.

Did you get Boo's e-mail yet?

SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave the lights on.

Now sod off.

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Little German tanks go "Pop, Pop, Pop", and big Russian tanks go "Boom, Boom, Boom".

Little German tanks go, "Pop, Pop, Pop" and that's what I love about the South.

Too true, too true...

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pop, pop, pop...

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boom, boom, boom...

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Originally posted by Malakovski:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Little German tanks go "Pop, Pop, Pop", and big Russian tanks go "Boom, Boom, Boom".

Little German tanks go, "Pop, Pop, Pop" and that's what I love about the South.

Too true, too true...

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Tsk, tsk, tsk...but you didn't show a shot of my 122mm brewing up your Panzer III, or my T-34 knocking out your StuH.

Hardly fair, I should think.

Oh...but you didn't knock out the StuH. Three penetrations...no serious damage.

If only you were that lucky in real life, huh? Guess the "pull out" method just isn't as effective as they gym teacher said it was...

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Originally posted by Malakovski:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Tsk, tsk, tsk...but you didn't show a shot of my 122mm brewing up your Panzer III, or my T-34 knocking out your StuH.

Hardly fair, I should think.

Oh...but you didn't knock out the StuH. Three penetrations...no serious damage.

If only you were that lucky in real life, huh? Guess the "pull out" method just isn't as effective as they gym teacher said it was... </font>

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Originally posted by Malakovski:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Tsk, tsk, tsk...but you didn't show a shot of my 122mm brewing up your Panzer III, or my T-34 knocking out your StuH.

Hardly fair, I should think.

Oh...but you didn't knock out the StuH. Three penetrations...no serious damage.

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Originally posted by dalem:

It's like a Seanachai wrapped inside of a Joe Shaw surrounded by a Lars.

Thanks a bunch, amigo. Here I was, "this far" from blocking out those horrible images of our last outing on Lard's boat. And what do you do but dredge up the nightmares anew.

Well, I guess I'm back in therapy again.

Papa

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Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PondScum:

So probably no turns tonight, you bastiches. You get to live another day. Heck, I bet even dalem sent me a turn, and it's still in the queue somewhere.

a) stop breaking my internet. If you pig up the backbones too much AOL will cry. And when AOL cries, they cry to me.

And THAT, my friends, ain't pretty.</font>

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Seeing as how the only sightings I've had of your stalwart troops were;

A gun (blown up)

An FO (routed)

Another gun (see above)

An SU-76 (Went up against my Elefant and ran away, ran away)

I can only surmise that from turn 3 you've been exiting your troops off the end of the map like lemmings in a chorus line.

Shows what you know. Those are the only troops I bought; I simply let the rest of the points go to waste.

I realized that if I couldn't defeat you with those units then there was no point in further purchases, as it simply meant the QB map and conditions were so ridiculous as to be a waste of my time.

I am looking forward to your pithy expressions of dismay when you realize you've spent the entire 100 or so turns you've alloted yourself in advancing against a map that you'd emtpied of all opposition on turn 3. I figure it will be like watching several hours of synchronized swimming competition, shorn of any element of grace or elegance.

Serves you right for lying about that Tiger being an Elefant, you weasel.

Remember, bad boys who tell stories spend eternity in an internet chat room with Hiram.

[ May 20, 2003, 02:14 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

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Originally posted by ned lud

Good god.... come on guys several hundred postings and not the mention of the MOST important thing in the film. Heres a few words..

Persephone.

Breasts.

Rubber.

Base Outerboarder casts covetous eyes upon the fair and true maiden!

:eek: :eek:

DjB

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Originally posted by Doug Beman:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ned lud

Good god.... come on guys several hundred postings and not the mention of the MOST important thing in the film. Heres a few words..

Persephone.

Breasts.

Rubber.

Base Outerboarder casts covetous eyes upon the fair and true maiden!

:eek: :eek:

DjB </font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Doug Beman:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ned lud

Good god.... come on guys several hundred postings and not the mention of the MOST important thing in the film. Heres a few words..

Persephone.

Breasts.

Rubber.

Base Outerboarder casts covetous eyes upon the fair and true maiden!

:eek: :eek:

DjB </font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

I am looking forward to your pithy expressions of dismay when you realize you've spent the entire 100 or so turns you've alloted yourself in advancing against a map that you'd emtpied of all opposition on turn 3. I figure it will be like watching several hours of synchronized swimming competition, shorn of any element of grace or elegance.

Or you on a typical date.
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@Gaylord Focker

Oh my god, who's that painter guy in your post above? I've seen him a couple of times on a Turkish channel of German television, always painting foggy lakes and explaing his techniques in turkish! THIS MAN IS SOOOOOOO COOL :cool: Love his hair!

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte

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Originally posted by Malakovski:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

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"Decide where your little footy hills live."

<font size=+3>- Bob Ross</font>

I don't know! Who could he be? I feel the answer is staring me right in the face somehow... </font>
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Originally posted by Mike:

Infinite dorks.......nowhere to hide

I'm getting forgetful. Isn't Mike the idjit Kiwi who also posts as Stalin's Organ?

Mike is the Clown who's crying on the inside, right, and Stalin's Organ is him as the Clown that's laughing on the outside?

Or somefink.

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