Michael Emrys Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I'm going out of town for most of the next three weeks. Yippee! Have fun and don't forget to write. Well...you can forget that last part. You can forget the fun part too. Actually, if you could manage to fall down a deep dark hole and never be seen again that would be really cool. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 Yippee! Have fun and don't forget to write. Michael Maybe he'll forget to pack his Crayolas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I believe he's only allowed chalk these days...too many clients complained of Joe showing up at meetings with purple and green between his teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 White chalk on white paper. Great! Unreadable and definitely not permanent. We should request that he writes his autobiography. It'll keep him occupied and no one will be able to read it. The only people who might possibly lose out will be the chronic insomniacs who were hoping to use his book to put them to sleep each night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 The only people who might possibly lose out will be the chronic insomniacs who were hoping to use his book to put them to sleep each night. You could always hit yourself on the head with it. If its author is any indication, it should be very dense. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 Right after I posted that I thought about how it could be used as a blunt instrument. Or a doorstop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 That should come as no surprise, you always were a bit slow on the uptake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Had any Suzanne Vega songs running uncontrolled through your head recently, Stukey-Poops? If so, they've got a large, unobstructed place to run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Shh! I'm busy planning ways to kill you with a rusty garden implement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Is it Gnome shaped? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 The Gnome is a garden decoration, not an implement. Implements are useful, the Gnome is...well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 So you're saying Seanachai is decorative? Sheesh! What kind of warped, sicko, visually impaired, Bizarro, Dali-esque universe do you come from???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 You're the one who wants to be gutted by him...perv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Nope. Never said that. You're hearing phantom voices again, Rootie Kazootie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I had to google Rootie Kazootie as I figured you might have been signing off with one of your multiple personalities but I see it's a puppet character from your childhood. Sad... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 I wrote that because you sort of remind me of old Rootie. Wooden headed, mono-chromatic, flaccid... normally work best with someone's hand up your bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 You would pay for that in a CMBN challenge but I know you fear my wrath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Is that what you tell yourself on those dark nights, as you rock back and forth on the closet floor, weeping and moaning as you recall your battle with Buzzsaw? Wait... that wasn't fair. It really wasn't much of a battle, was it? How did that all go again? You fought as the French, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 as spoken by Boo 'Tin Drum' Radley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 Not quite sure how you get a comparison between me and a semi-surreal German novel, but then expecting you to make sense is asking for far too much. Why don't you send me a CMBN set up? Something small, no more than company sized for example. Could you do that, bubbeleh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Or I could send you a nice setup... something smallest for me, a division per side. It features squishy things, boomy things, more squishy things, and hedgerows. Let me know. Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Oh no! He's escaped his cage! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Or I could send you a nice setup... something smallest for me, a division per side. It features squishy things, boomy things, more squishy things, and hedgerows. Let me know. RuneHmmm ... a "nice" setup from rune ... sounds like an oxymoron to me. Reminds me of the motto of Ker Dessel ... "When It's Called a Setup For a Reason," Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 When he said it was nice, I just assumed it was someone else's scenario. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Or I could send you a nice setup... something smallest for me, a division per side. It features squishy things, boomy things, more squishy things, and hedgerows. Let me know. Rune Bring it, monkeyboy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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