Stuka Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Howzabout we bounce some rocks offa Stukes cranium and call it su-WEET! You throw like such a girl...all elbow and wrist...put your shoulder into it man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 ...put your shoulder into it man! Would rather put your head into it. The basket at the working end of a guillotine, that is. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 hmmm...yes...very droll...anyway, moving right long from the inanity of an Emrys post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 ...anyway, moving right long from the inanity of an Emrys post... ...To the monumentally stupefying boredom of your own... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 And so quickly you flock to respond to the shining light of my posts...aren't you a good boy? Have a biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 *wanders in* Oohh yum biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 And so quickly you flock to respond to the shining light of my posts...aren't you a good boy? Have a biscuit. Like I've always said, Birds of a feather are just a bunch of flockers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 *wanders in* Oohh yum biscuit. How's about wandering to the keyboard and getting a turn out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 A short game update for the curious few. After brief delay wherein Stuka tried to change out my QB setup for some scenario that he had doubtless played seven times from each side, and I attempted to get him to unknowingly continue my game with Marlow (from turn 3 – the last turn where I had some prospect of winning), the game is now afoot! Early losses for the Buzzsaw lead Amis where pretty severe, having been surprised by Stuka’s teleporter-equipped Panther. However, said Panther is now burning quite nicely, and my only regret is that it may be hard to recover the dilithium crystals from its engine. My conventionally powered forces are pouring into the objective, and, barring some unforeseen calamity (plasma barrage?) I am confident in my eventual victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 A short game update for the curious few. After brief delay wherein Stuka tried to change out my QB setup for some scenario that he had doubtless played seven times from each side, and I attempted to get him to unknowingly continue my game with Marlow (from turn 3 – the last turn where I had some prospect of winning), the game is now afoot! Early losses for the Buzzsaw lead Amis where pretty severe, having been surprised by Stuka’s teleporter-equipped Panther. However, said Panther is now burning quite nicely, and my only regret is that it may be hard to recover the dilithium crystals from its engine. My conventionally powered forces are pouring into the objective, and, barring some unforeseen calamity (plasma barrage?) I am confident in my eventual victory. What the... How drunk are you? Oh... you're from California. That explains the tenuous grasp on reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Quite right, eventual victory for Buzzsore is out of the question, my Panther took 3 Shermans with it which has no doubt caused much wailing and knashing of teeth in the asylum he uses as a HQ. Nice to see Boo supporting the futility of anyone who dares challenge my CMBN supremacy. Boo gets a biscuit too. (although Emrys has already licked the cream off it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Make that 4 Shermans now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 15, 2011 Author Share Posted October 15, 2011 How's about wandering to the keyboard and getting a turn out. Ha you want me to blow up more of your stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Speedy, send a setup you gormless South Australian git! I'm too busy to go sifting through the disc or the repository and really I'd hate to give Joe Xhia another excuse to go off rambling about non double-blind playing gamey zzzzzz again...gawd he's so fecking boring...like I imagine a looping Justin Bieber track to be only Bieber has less grey hair, wrinkles and probably doesn't smell of moth balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Ha you want me to blow up more of your stuff. There's nothing left...HA HA....oooh wait, I'm giving away valuable intel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Speedy, send a setup you gormless South Australian git! I'm too busy to go sifting through the disc or the repository and really I'd hate to give Joe Xhia another excuse to go off rambling about non double-blind playing gamey zzzzzz again...gawd he's so fecking boring...like I imagine a looping Justin Bieber track to be only Bieber has less grey hair, wrinkles and probably doesn't smell of moth balls.The truth hurts doesn't it Stuka, the knowledge that you've been found out and exposed for the NON DOUBLE BLIND PLAYING GAMEY BASTICHE that you are hurts doesn't it Stuka! Good ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 16, 2011 Author Share Posted October 16, 2011 Speedy, send a setup you gormless South Australian git! I'm too busy to go sifting through the disc or the repository and really I'd hate to give Joe Xhia another excuse to go off rambling about non double-blind playing gamey zzzzzz again...gawd he's so fecking boring...like I imagine a looping Justin Bieber track to be only Bieber has less grey hair, wrinkles and probably doesn't smell of moth balls. Translation - I can't work out how to start the game, I had the instructions written down in pictograms on a piece of paper next to the computer but the missus threw it out. Hey Joe el Cheapo ROF plane sale on till the 18th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Stuka's been exposed? Wow... that thought made me almost do a "Mr. Creosote" all over my keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Translation - I can't work out how to start the game, I had the instructions written down in pictograms on a piece of paper next to the computer but the missus threw it out. Hey Joe el Cheapo ROF plane sale on till the 18th.Hey Speedy ... I have all the ROF planes, I bought them as they came out. Where have YOU been, slacker. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 I am epic....hear me roar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Hey Speedy ... I've crashed all the ROF planes, I crashed them as they came out. Joe Opposable thumbs would've helped with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Opposable thumbs would've helped with that. Very cheap Stuka ... only an Australopithecine would change the post of another CessPudlian. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Very cheap Stuka ... Of course it's cheap. Everything about him is cheap, including that glitter he paints his toenails with. Tacky, just tacky. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Of course it's cheap. Everything about him is cheap, including that glitter he paints his toenails with. Tacky, just tacky. Michael You mean he doesn't even let it dry? That is tacky ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 It's hard to believe the jokes could actually get worse than usual around here, but you guys always seem to be able to rise to the occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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