Speedy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Once more the scum rises to the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Once more the scum rises to the top. You know, Speedy, that we've never doubted you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Does the "mad old man" have a load on? What? You'd deny a man a drop of the true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Poke, Poke, Poke, Poke, Poke..... Milady, I bow down. I remain steadfast in my devotion. The Old Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread might rule, but we never forget what we really want. To quote Bill Morrissey: Everything slips, through these cold fingers Like trying to hold water Trying to hold sand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I feel somewhat proud that I knew what each of those words were. Even if it was merely in theory. And it is only in 'theory' that Berli, MrPeng and I rule here. We've left a goddamn cornucopia of rights, privileges and absolutions. We've placed seneschals, deputies and vassals. We've taken every step possible to acknowledge the rights of the People of the Thread. I have, personally, created an entire freaking mythology around the Progress of the People of the Thread across the Wasteland, ever pursuing the newest, bestest, most spectacular incarnation of the Game, and given them a theater in which to Challenge each other. But you know what? Sod that sh*t for a lark. I need to see some groveling. Abandoned Deities of Forsaken Religions (bent over in the dust and taken roughly from behind), but someone needs to step up and kiss my goddamn feet. You people are giving me the Red Arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Ah. Glad to see you still alive and wellKurtzachai. After all we do have you to thank and curse for the MBT, and many glorious CM battles. For those still here, and for those long departed who remain only in memory (digital or the more fleshy sort). Much like the after effects of a long night of beer and nachos, your lingering presence is vaguely disgusting, and yet somehow comforting in its ...em ... regularity. So a heart-felt thanks to you, the Bard Eternal of the Cesspool. Though you know I am still sworn to kill you eventually. Marlow, right? Caught in some 'I had to restart my account after having died the death'? Welcome back. I abide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Seanachai, why is it that you post only in the middle of the night in the New World, when only Aussie gits and an occasional Sheep Shagger are listening? How are you olde sod? My friend, the new kayaking season is upon me. I remain strong in my Small Friends, whose teachings everyone could learn from. I am getting damn old, and every goddamn day, I have some new ache or pain. I'm too old. I'm too fat. I'm breaking down. But I like to think that my spirit is goddamn indomitable. Certainly I feel that I'm up to coming in here and telling a bunch of fecking pansies that they need to meet my standards of entertaining me, or they can simply feck off. You know how it is. I hate everyone over the age of 8. Well, not grown-ups like you, and some of the others. Smaller Nora is coming right along in her 'I've got a stick, and someone's going to eat their teeth' approach to the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I'm not getting my much needed attention! Where have all my loyal minions gone to ? Anyway, now that i've got this new game, who wants to have the honour of a PBM game? He or she or she-he or he-she would certainly grow an even closer bond with me! me! Now, don't make me wait too long, or i'll be forced to visit this stinking Pool some more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Anyway, now that i've got this new game, who wants to have the honour of a PBM game? A snail mail game? That's different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Joebob, but as you well know when the alzheimers isn't kicking in, it takes a vote and 2 out of 3 members of the olde Ones to change anything. As much as Seanachai would love to think he has that power, he indeed, does not. Also, I have pictures of what he did to my Shar Pei while at my house, drinking a Fine Whiskey. Rune Rune, you need to remember that Here, you have No F*cking Power At All. None. You can wave whatever you want to in the air. An NDA, Beta tester standing, you name it. When you come here, it is to Our House. Berli the Evil One, does not post, and Peng the Awful One does not post. But do you truly think that the Old Ones of the Peng Challenge are not in contact? Do you think that after all these years, we're not capable of dealing with the claims of someone like you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I'm not getting my much needed attention! Right. Okay who knows where the club whip is. Sturmy needs his lesson in humility. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 A snail mail game? That's different. Aarghhh : PBEM Now i know what is worse than visiting The Pool : visiting The Pool and being corrected by Speedy . If only it was muscular Seanachai to firmly correct me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I'm not getting my much needed attention! Where have all my loyal minions gone to ? Anyway, now that i've got this new game, who wants to have the honour of a PBM game? He or she or she-he or he-she would certainly grow an even closer bond with me! me! Now, don't make me wait too long, or i'll be forced to visit this stinking Pool some more! WHEEEEE! Man. And I used to wonder if Belgium was gay enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Right. Okay who knows where the club whip is. Sturmy needs his lesson in humility. Michael Is that a challenge ? I can't tell because you are so old and i so young,smart good looking and witty! If it was a challenge hurry up and mail me old man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Aarghhh : PBEM If only it was muscular Seanachai to firmly correct me! You fecking goofball. You know I'm a fat old man, due for death at any moment! But I know you're so damn cute, I wish I could stare deeply into your eyes and sing a song before death comes for me. But I'm still able to kayak 12-15 miles, flat water lakes, no current. STRONG! STRONG, LIKE BULL! When Death comes for me, Sturmy, I'm going to make sure he knows that You're One of Mine. And He'd better piss off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 You know I'm a fat old man, due for death at any moment! Then there is no time to lose my chubby deity , quickly mail me a setup! Or a nude picture... whatever seems more befitting the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 So. We have received this new implement of destruction, aptly named (or at least named) Combat Mission: Beyond Normandy. For my first game I require that an Olde One or possibly The Justicar send me a setup so that I may crush, maim and incinerate their virtual troops until they're all very sorry. Other lesser beings, like Australians and Donkeys will be considered. As always, we aim to please. The Old Firm Can't play it, Geier. Don't have the system. Sank all my money into still being able to play CMB1. Never looked back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Great Fred! Unable to notch any victories in battle, and too senile to post any new material, Joe is now bragging about past posts? I suppose we should be impressed that he can remember that far back. Who are you, who swears in the name of 'Great Fred'? I do not permit the unworthy to invoke his name, nor sing his hymn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Nidan1 has a Stug that has disappeared back over the hill from whence it came faster than a Joe Xhia exiting a bar when his round is up next. I guess when you see your other Stug get 'sploded and your Tiger immobilized and swiss cheesed that humility becomes the better part of honor. Still, he has a bunch of h/tracks that are nervously shuffling to and fro whilst an M10 hunts them down. Guess it's up to 'the poor bloody infantry' to do their bit and advance across open ground hey Nidan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Happy Birthday to the Manky Scots Git! (not that you deserve it, it's just my kind and sweet nature which insists I wish you such glad tidings) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Stukesy old boy, speaking of Stugs how did yours go in its toe to toe fight with my M8 HMC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Is that a challenge ? I can't tell because you are so old and i so young,smart good looking and witty! Even if I played against mere mortals I would not think of playing an infamous poltroon like yourself. The mere thought of you actually deriving pleasure from the thunderous waves of destruction I would send down upon your wretched head is enough to make me puke. I wouldn't feed you to the poorest dog in my pack. Not if you begged me on bended knees. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Stukesy old boy, speaking of Stugs how did yours go in its toe to toe fight with my M8 HMC? You know, the reason you haven't got a turn sent back is because I haven't played the last turn yet...but thanks for the spoiler...git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Stukesy old boy, speaking of Stugs how did yours go in its toe to toe fight with my M8 HMC? Speaking of Stugs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Oh shut up Mr Rambo Tank Crew Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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