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Only if Beverly D'Angelo is there...

I hate to burst your bubble desert dweller, but old Bev just turned sixty. Perhaps you are used to dessicated things based on where you live.

Dry roasted woman are not on my fave list.

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Peng and Nidan1 are both sending me my own last turns.

Some people...

Some people are calculating and cunning. Both myself and Peng have sent you the wrong turn on purpose, in order to determine if you are currently suffering for early onset Alzheimer's Disease.

Had you not realized the error and played the turns anyway, we would have sent for the Social Services Department of Ohio (if it hasnt gone under yet like the rest of the state) to come to your home, shoot you with a tranquilizer gun, throw a net over you, and cart you off to some institution where you would rot in lonliness and dispair. But on the bright side you would make new friends each day.

Luckily you passed the test.

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I just sent a set up to Seanachai. 45+ turns.

It'll be interesting to see if neither of us dies from old age before it's done.

praytell, how would that be interesting?

I remember when I first signed up for this grognard powered circle tug and the bard was old as dirt back then. I'm guessing that both of you are now using exponents in your ages and quite proud of your very senior citizen discounts at McDonalds.

Granted, Old Foul Joe was old, smelly, and dangerously flatulent back then. I wonder if his disposition has gotten better since then. ripening could be interesting

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praytell, how would that be interesting?

I remember when I first signed up for this grognard powered circle tug and the bard was old as dirt back then. I'm guessing that both of you are now using exponents in your ages and quite proud of your very senior citizen discounts at McDonalds.

Granted, Old Foul Joe was old, smelly, and dangerously flatulent back then. I wonder if his disposition has gotten better since then. ripening could be interesting

Pah! You were at least interesting back then Hiram Sedai, with your little hat in your hand and your toe digging in the earth asking "Please sir, may I have another turn sir, if you don't mind sir."

Now you put on airs and pretend to be all "growed up" ... but you're still wet behind the ears and you tremble at the mere thought of crossing your betters ... as well you should.

Joe

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Gee... who's better, Stuka... or Hiram?

Okay, it's impossible to figure out if you're forced to work with words like "better". How about, "Who's the least offensive?"......

.................

No, still can't process it. We're being given a choice which is really no choice at all. Would you rather be reincarnated as one of those diaper thingies a Sumo wrestler wears... or have your nose grafted to Sasha Baron Cohen's armpit?

Jeez.... I'll have to get back to you on that.

What hurts more? A pressure sore on your tailbone or being sung to by Yoko Ono?

Which pain is worse? It's a cyclical problem that I don't think has an answer.

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Gee... who's better, Stuka... or Hiram?

Okay, it's impossible to figure out if you're forced to work with words like "better". How about, "Who's the least offensive?"......

.................

No, still can't process it. We're being given a choice which is really no choice at all. Would you rather be reincarnated as one of those diaper thingies a Sumo wrestler wears... or have your nose grafted to Sasha Baron Cohen's armpit?

Jeez.... I'll have to get back to you on that.

What hurts more? A pressure sore on your tailbone or being sung to by Yoko Ono?

Which pain is worse? It's a cyclical problem that I don't think has an answer.

Gentlemen and Old, Foul, Crotchety Joe, please know that I am better. I have the moral highground here because God fearin Merkins are automatically guaranteed a spot in either celestial or telestial heaven as opposed to ex convicts and their "down unda" offspring.

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Gentlemen and Old, Foul, Crotchety Joe, please know that I am better. I have the moral highground here because God fearin Merkins are automatically guaranteed a spot in either celestial or telestial heaven as opposed to ex convicts and their "down unda" offspring.
Look lad, I'll grant you that not being an Goobernational is, by definition, better than being, say, an Australian. But that really just puts you in the plus column for that one category. We still have to look at other things.

Stuka, call him what you will (and we do of course, all the time) has BEEN HERE! He's been a constant if irritating presence on the MBT for years now. You seem to have dropped off the radar. So we really have to give points to him for that.

Stuka has been playing the game. Not all members (or those others recognized as members ... {couMichaelgh} ...) can say that. Points again to Stuka.

Finally, as much as we may not like it, Stuka is a Seniour Knight of the CessPool ... now you may be one too for all I know but I don't recall it so for all practical purposes you may as well not be one. Points to Stuka.

So ... if we tally that all together ... you win ... I mean he's Stuka and you're not.

Joe

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Oh and Joe don't be so cranky just because I ignored your mewling game request. I am a busy person don't you know...people to see, places to be..you know how...oh...you don't know how it is do you? Because you're lonely...

Don't cry, there there...here's your little joystick, go crash your DK1 into something...

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Look lad, I'll grant you that not being an Goobernational is, by definition, better than being, say, an Australian. But that really just puts you in the plus column for that one category. We still have to look at other things.

Stuka, call him what you will (and we do of course, all the time) has BEEN HERE! He's been a constant if irritating presence on the MBT for years now. You seem to have dropped off the radar. So we really have to give points to him for that.

Stuka has been playing the game. Not all members (or those others recognized as members ... {couMichaelgh} ...) can say that. Points again to Stuka.

Finally, as much as we may not like it, Stuka is a Seniour Knight of the CessPool ... now you may be one too for all I know but I don't recall it so for all practical purposes you may as well not be one. Points to Stuka.

So ... if we tally that all together ... you win ... I mean he's Stuka and you're not.

Joe

Old, Foul, Crotchety, Denture wearing Joe , I truly don't want to intrude upon the man-love dream date that you and your Aussie Life Partner are on. I was talking about morality and a degree of veracity. You are talking about how warm your dingo loving mate's hands are. Two different subjects here.

I really and honestly don't care how senior or profoundly important Stuka is to you. I'm not trying to take his place in your heart and your "No Tell" Motel room.

Tell you what, go ahead and give him all the points. I'll live.

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

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Oh and Joe don't be so cranky just because I ignored your mewling game request. I am a busy person don't you know...people to see, places to be..you know how...oh...you don't know how it is do you? Because you're lonely...

Don't cry, there there...here's your little joystick, go crash your DK1 into something...

It's a DR1 donchaknow and for a wonder I did not crash it the last time I flew. Got a couple of kills in fact, even in the face of an ambush by SE5as and Camels. Then I returned to my base and safely landed.

You just WISH you had the ability to fly a Dr1 ... but we all know your gaming expertise is limited to Farmville on Facebook.

Joe

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