Michael Emrys Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 You sure 'bout that Emrys? I thought it was the fact Stuka got distracted while sucking his thumb again... urrrp! The two are not mutually exclusive. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromit Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 The two are not mutually exclusive. Michael I see said the blind man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Hush, Vomit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 If we call him Acqua Gromit, Crusticar might go form him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Ladies and Gentlemen of the Pool... Naa...can't do it with a straight face, Ladies and Pondscum, I take a break from adding Panzer Lear and the 21st SS panzer division vs. a M5 Stuart and a single bazooka team named Boo and Joebob, to inform the MBT [Long may it wave] that none other then Mace is to blame for several scenarios I am building. He has helped me immensely by taking some screen shots for briefings for the maps. I therefore officially take back 1/2 of the things I have said about Mace, and 1/2 of the things i have accused him of doing with sheep. In other news, IL2 Cliff of Dover is already ordered. mayhaps a chance of shooting you all down again will happen in March? I remember being the only pilot of the Cess Patrol that could actually land. You may return to your normal bantering... Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 You thought landing was hard in IL2?? Taking OFF was a challenge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 ..some words on the nature of love... In other news, IL2 Cliff of Dover is already ordered. mayhaps a chance of shooting you all down again will happen in March? I remember being the only pilot of the Cess Patrol that could actually land. Rune Landing's eeeasy! Ctrl-E and watch the plane plough through your aerodrome: same result without dying and you get to watch the show. Pfft - landings are for sheep fakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 I take a break from adding Panzer Lear and the 21st SS panzer division vs. a M5 Stuart and a single bazooka team... Rune What is it with you, Rune? You have a series of inner ear infections as a child and that's why now you can't create anything even remotely balanced? Tell ya what. Just to add the finishing touches... cherry on the top... icing on the cake... straw on the camel's back, why don't you make the Stuart immobile, with no ammo, Green and panicked and make the bazooka team dead. Now you're cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Now you're cooking. Look, don't go adding to his stupidity by egging him on. And since when did Shakespeare appear in Normandy. Sheesh. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 ...Panzer Lear... Curious spelling. But then, you've always had a reputation for screwing up history in your deranged imagination. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 But then, you've always had a reputation for screwing up history in your deranged imagination. Michael As additional proof of which: ...21st SS panzer division... Perhaps you would care to inform us of the precise moment that the 21st. Panzer division got transferred en masse to the SS? I'm sure we all breathlessly await this revelation. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 Probably right after the Elves proclaimed Rune, King of the Unicorns™* *(Joe used to be King of the Unicorns™, but Rune staged a coup**) (Really wasn't much of a coup. Joe wasn't there at the time. Nature called or something like that, I believe. Whole place was empty. But those are the kind of odds Rune is most comfortable with.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Could it be that Rune is actually from a different space-time continuum and kind of wandered over into ours by mistake? That would explain his manifest confusion. Perhaps we could send him back. Does anyone have an RMA# for Rune? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 Could it be that Rune is actually from a different space-time continuum and kind of wandered over into ours by mistake? Michael You mean like the Aussies? Hey... weird stuff happens all the time. Like the Aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 You mean like the Aussies? Hey... weird stuff happens here all the time. I Like the Aussies. Fixed that for you.... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 It's true. I like them. Right where they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Duh Misses Emrys, I am not going to give out accurate information before the preview. Those who will attend will see the actual scenario... and I have you flying in a Stuka. Pity poor Stuka. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I think i'll have something to say about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I think i'll have something to say about that... What makes you think you can think? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 ... give out accurate information ... Rune Wow! When you typed those words did the earth shift a bit on it's axis? Did the skies darken just a little? Did dark things in deep caverns awaken just a teensy bit? Seriously. I mean, accuracy and you are like oil and water. Matter and anti-matter. Good hygiene and Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Boo, If I mention the units correctly, everyone would know exactly what battle it is. It would be like mention Joebob and everyone instantly knowing about his Mormon wives. So if i mentioed it had the 96th Luft infantrie Division, how many people would know where it fought in Normandy? Around here, too many... Just in case I change my mind and put the battles on the cd, I don't want to ruin any evil that may be coming down the pike. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 So... you were just pretending to be stupid? Wow... you are DAMN good at it, Sirrah! I'm very impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Boo, If I mention the units correctly, everyone would know exactly what battle it is. It would be like mention Joebob and everyone instantly knowing about his Mormon wives. So if i mentioed it had the 96th Luft infantrie Division, how many people would know where it fought in Normandy? Around here, too many... Just in case I change my mind and put the battles on the cd, I don't want to ruin any evil that may be coming down the pike. Rune Didn't Nena write the song "99 Luft Balloons" in honor of that unit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 You and I, and a little toy shop Buy a bag of Ga-nomes with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn 'Til one by one, they were gone Back at base, bugs in the software Flash the message, "Some thing's out there" Romping in the summer dry Ninety-nine red Ga-nomes go by Ninety-nine red Ga-nomes Romping in the summer dry Panic lads, it's a red alert There's something here from somewhere else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Lousy rhyme scheme in the last verse. Fail. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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