Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 It is my birthday soon, I trust you are all out searching for gifts How do you gift wrap an enema? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 How do you gift wrap an enema? Don't bother wrapping it ... it's the thought that counts. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 How do you gift wrap an enema? There at times like this that one can barely contain the anticipation [looking wistfully in one general direction and pointing a hoof at...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 i remembered the good old days when i used to make an absolute idiot of myself here on this board! And just like riding a bike, you've never forgotten how! Hi Sturmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Oh i think Sturmy's ridden enough bikes in his time to remember a thing or two about how they like it...to be ridden that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 You're making even less sense than usual. I find that remarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 How do you gift wrap an enema? If you were to get him one of these: it shouldn't be too difficult as it comes, you see, in its own box. However, since we are talking about Stuka and he doubtlessly is in need of a thorough cleansing, you might want to go for the large economy size: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 If you were to get him one of these: it shouldn't be too difficult as it comes, you see, in its own box. However, since we are talking about Stuka and he doubtlessly is in need of a thorough cleansing, you might want to go for the large economy size: Michael Michael, you are quite the expert on enemas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 More to the point, I have identified Stuka's needs and care about them. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 If you won a bet with me for a case of beer how long would it take you to decide what brand of beer you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 If you won a bet with me for a case of beer how long would it take you to decide what brand of beer you want? What do you mean "if" we won a bet with you ... wouldn't that be a foregone conclusion? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 What do you mean "if" we won a bet with you ... wouldn't that be a foregone conclusion? Joe Good point. When you won this bet how long would it take you to pick a beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Good point. When you won this bet how long would it take you to pick a beer? Yeah, but we're talking about the bet dalem won, right? (Unless this is another bet you've lost, which is extremely possible. For all we know, you make bets like Sky Masterson, but with a win/lose ratio of the Cleveland Indians) So, if it's dalem you KNOW he's agonizing between such succulent brands as Iron City, Red, White & Blue and Stroh's Lite. p.s. Whichever brand he chooses, make sure you leave it in the trunk of your car for a month. And park in the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Michael, you are quite the expert on enemas. You are what you eat so they say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 Yeah, but we're talking about the bet dalem won, right? (Unless this is another bet you've lost, which is extremely possible. For all we know, you make bets like Sky Masterson, but with a win/lose ratio of the Cleveland Indians) So, if it's dalem you KNOW he's agonizing between such succulent brands as Iron City, Red, White & Blue and Stroh's Lite. p.s. Whichever brand he chooses, make sure you leave it in the trunk of your car for a month. And park in the sun. Yup. That's the one. Can someone please help the poor guy out. Does he not drink beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 He's probably willing to forgive the bet if you'd be so accommodating as to assist in luring a vagrant to his basement in order to be brutally butchered and added to the collection of bodies in the wall cavity. I would suggest luring Seanachai but I think he's wise to Dalems...'impulses'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 He's probably willing to forgive the bet if you'd be so accommodating as to assist in luring a vagrant to his basement in order to be brutally butchered and added to the collection of bodies in the wall cavity. I would suggest luring Seanachai but I think he's wise to Dalems...'impulses'. Yeah the timing is pretty critical ... Red sky at night, dalem's delight. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Toodles, if I were gay, and a Belgian...how wonderful would that be? Hello Sturmy!!!! Thank goodness there is only one of you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Actually I don't really drink beer. Not good beer anyway. So I'm trying to enlist help. But the Seanachai drinks everything and falls asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 So if you're not going to drink it, why care if it's any good? Just keep it around for slackers like Seanachai, Papa Khan and Lars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 So if you're not going to drink it, why care if it's any good? Just keep it around for slackers like Seanachai, Papa Khan and Lars. There are no slackers like Seanachai, Papa Khann and Lars ... they're in a league all their own in that category. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Actually I don't really drink beer. Not good beer anyway. So I'm trying to enlist help. But the Seanachai drinks everything and falls asleep. Here's an idea. It may be an old fashion one but it's an idea. Why don't you do what I was gonna do and ask for the beer that you usually buy? (Hell, if it is some cheap stuff I'll buy you 2 cases if it is a money thing) However, if you were looking to make this a special beer experience why don't you make it a mixed bag. Here is a suggestion. A six pack each of Paulaner Hefe-Weissbier (great summer beer, although at this rate it may be an autumn beer), Chimay, Pilsner Urquell (Chech beer...yummy) and 33 Export Many store carry all 4 of these. None of them are heavy (good thing in hot weather) and there is a chance you have never had any of them (OK...maybe the Chimay...everyone has had that....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 There are some interesting-looking multipacks at my closest store - I was going to fall back on that if I didn't get my arse in gear by Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 mmaAACE?!?! Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile Park owner Malcolm Douglas said the man had been "stupid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 The man, who was not named by the police **phew** Just as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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