Boo Radley Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 I don't know ... it's troubling to think of either of them so far gone as to make Twilight references. Joe Troubling? Yes... But completely expected, I'd think. I could see the two of them engaging in some Live Action Role Playing. But then if I did I'd probably have to sign myself in for some deep therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 ... and I should think a ruddy-topped Gnome bobbing along at knee height across a lawn by the light of a pale moon wouldn't just glisten.. it'd sweat buckets profusely and leave sodden puddles in its footsteps. [waving a rhubarb stalk to goad any stray lightning bolts before continuing with the errection of a rather heavy Versification Bunker..] ... it'd be a toy Kraken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Turns are out. I seem to be winning my games handily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Troubling? Yes... But completely expected, I'd think. I could see the two of them engaging in some Live Action Role Playing. But then if I did I'd probably have to sign myself in for some deep therapy. Could be worse ... they could be doing Avatar role playing ... {shudder} ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 ... they could be doing Avatar role playing ... {shudder} ... Only a mind made twisted and perverse by years of drug addiction and reading soiled and tattered super-hero comix found lying in the gutter outside George W. Bush's home in Georgetown could conceive a thought so hideously grotesque. You really should wash your hands before typing. There could be young people reading these pages, you know. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Aww, Emrys, why so blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 He's been running around the farm pretending to be Na'vi, thats why....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Don't need 3D glasses to see a flat Emrys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Borscht! Borscht for the house! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Aww, Emrys, why so blue? As much as it pains me to say this ... that was pretty good. Did Seanachai come up with it? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 As much as it pains me to say this ... that was pretty good. Yet more proof that Shaw is missing a few circuits on his mobo. Actually most of them. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 mobo Michael The first time I read that, I thought you'd gone all urban on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 As much as it pains me to say this ... that was pretty good. Did Seanachai come up with it? Joe The first time I read that, I thought you'd gone all urban on us. ...is that you, Keith ? Noba. Now how the heck did the multi-quote pick up a P'Shaw post instead of Emrys's's's ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 ...is that you, Keith ? Noba. No. Is that you, Bozo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Now how the heck did the multi-quote pick up a P'Shaw post instead of Emrys's's's ? It's programmed to recognize sub-intelligent posters and confound their efforts. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 It's programmed to recognize sub-intelligent posters and confound their efforts. MichaelRight then Michael, I've about had it with you so ... BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME BY THE OLDE ONES OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD IN CONFERENCE MET (or at least on the phone) I HEREBY ANNOUNCE AND DECLARE THAT THE OTHER RECOGNIZED KNOWN AS MICHAEL EMRYS IS NOW AND SHALL BE CONSIDERED TO BE ... a big old poopy head. You brought it on yourself lad ... I feel no pity for you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Poopy Head?!? Wow.....that's so......naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Poopy Head?!? Wow.....that's so......naughty. I didn't want to go with the nuclear option ... but he really left me no choice. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 You have to understand...Joe is the guy who goes around writing on men's room walls the quatrain that begins Here I sit Brokenhearted... His life has been one long string of failures. When Joe was but a tiny lad, the gods looked down on him and took note that he was utterly without distinction. They counseled among themselves and took pity on him. And so that he might have some virtue (as it was) in the world they gathered and labored mightily and created solely for him an ineptitude of truly cosmic proportions. And that became his gift so that all men should look upon him and shake their heads and proclaim, "Ye gods, what a loser!" When Joe arrives on the scene, all lay down their tools and watch to see what he will memorably botch, screw up, make a dog's breakfast of this time. And so he has become the stuff of legend. Some day they will raise statues in his memory in his native home of Lumpbucket, Texas. They will of course immediately fall over. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 ...his native home of Lumpbucket, Texas. Michael I thought he was born outside of Wedlock. Mighty pretty country around there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 But you gotta admit Lumpbucket has a cooler sound. Goes perfectly with Joe's personality to...what there is of it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 I think Lars is originally from Texas. Maybe...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Joe is from Bugtussle, Tennessee.......as are all Hillbillies... and especially for Joe, a few more......................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 I've been accused of being from SisterTussle, Alabama. But then, my sister's pretty hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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