Boo Radley Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 And I'll bet that inside, it's got an 8-track that only plays the theme song to Disney's "Gnome Mobile". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ...you said something about a Taurus and...I just presumed that you were being uncharacteristically generous. Astrologically challenged, are you? Well, in your case I suppose we just have to add that to the list of your shortcomings. The long, long, very long list. ...you wanted to get back to peeking under Mary Jane's dress with that mirror on your shoe. Her name was Judy and I used neither a mirror nor my shoe. She was very obliging, and who could blame her? After all, even back then I was possessed of considerable charm. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Is that a 0.2 litre with supercharger and tricked-out lower suspension and low profile tyres and Bose internal sound system with extra bass?! Totally k00l and definitely a Gnomette chic magnet... wait.. where's the roof rack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Dangerously close to truck photo time I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Astrologically challenged, are you? Well, in your case I suppose we just have to add that to the list of your shortcomings. The long, long, very long list. Her name was Judy and I used neither a mirror nor my shoe. She was very obliging, and who could blame her? After all, even back then I was possessed of considerable charm. Michael Really? Pity it went away but like your hair, teeth and an ability to see your toes while standing up I suppose it was an inevitable loss due to old age. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 After all, even back then I was possessed of considerable charm. Michael Possessed, I can see. But with charm? I hardly think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 The Gnome is on his way over and I didn't get him anything for his birthday. Gonna be another good day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 You could bake him a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 The Gnome is on his way over and I didn't get him anything for his birthday. Gonna be another good day!Surely you can come up with something alcoholic ... whiskey, wine, beer ... aftershave? I had a roommate in college who used to drink Aqua Velva ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 Surely you can come up with something alcoholic ... whiskey, wine, beer ... aftershave? I had a roommate in college who used to drink Aqua Velva ... Joe Yeah, but that's when you were in Cosmetology School. So it sort of fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Yeah, but that's when you were in Cosmetology School. So it sort of fit.What do you have against astronomy anyway? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Can you name all the Astronauts Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I used to drink Aqua Velva ... I think you got the tense wrong there, Joe. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 Well, there's something about an Aqua Velva man... I think it's delirium tremens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 1 oz vodka 1 oz gin 1 oz Blue Curacao - sprite Fill a shaker with cracked ice. Add vodka, gin and Blue Curacao. Shake. Strain into a High Baller filled with ice and top up with your favorite lime-lime soda. Garnish with fresh lemon or lime, a straw would also come in handy. Enjoy Whats the big problem with Aqua Velva there sparky? No froo-froo umbrella in it for ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 You could bake him a cake. Good thing I didn't, he didn't show. Tricksy one, he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 maybe he's having trouble climbing up to your front step? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 maybe he's having trouble climbing up to your front step? About the same amount of trouble you have in sending turns. More turns - Less Drinking !! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Aww sheeeet! I HATES setupsesss! I might look for a different map....your map suckessessssss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Good thing I didn't, he didn't show. Tricksy one, he is. Wouldn't a Gnome with frosting be a lemon drizzle cake too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 Aww sheeeet! I HATES setupsesss! I might look for a different map....your map suckessessssss. Hey, I could give him the map you and I are fighting on! Hey Noba! Just make sure you use a small force on it. Infantry, 500-600 pts. max. Give it about 35 turns. You'll have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul AU Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 There's nothing wrong with being Desperate. Most people are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Seanachaiiiii!!...... your stalkers baaaack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Wouldn't a Gnome with frosting be a lemon drizzle cake too far? Lemon drizzle cake sounds good. Maybe leave out the Gnome from the recipe though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Aww sheeeet! I HATES setupsesss! I might look for a different map....your map suckessessssss. Oh for heavens sake. SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS. Just because you bought "landing" craft for a land game... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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