Patchy Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Dunkin Donut Munchkins are very yummy. I like the chocolate ones the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Unless Facebook is lying, it's your birthday. And we all know that Al Gore's Internet never lies. Honest. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 And we all know that Al Gore's Internet never lies. Honest. SteveSo since YOU'RE on the internet then by definition you ... uh ... oh the hell with it. I gather you did NOT get caught up in that microburst that leveled the Cowboys tent structure ... pity. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 [... and the rubber gnome is swung bouncing feet and head with alternate swings through 180 degree arcs and with each bounce the rythmn increases to match the pulsing hormonal pounding while spooked chickens prepare for flight until the little effigy can no longer be restrained and with a mighty twang unleashed from its fetters to hurtle off and skip Barnes Wallace style across the pond and slide down the Eder Paddock shed doors to rest] Well, Mr G, you're particularly frisky today... [...while the tail thrashes around for any other nearby little folk that might have stumbled into the Paddock as a giant tentacle might thrash around for a soggy mariner] Where, you go, yer little beggar.... come to daddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Funny, I was just watching the Dam Busters earlier today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Funny, I was just watching the Dam Busters earlier today...Yes, yes, that ... uh ... that IS funny Boo Radley ... practically hilarious in fact. hmmmm.... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Yeknod's reference to Barnes Wallis (Although he spelled it Wallace, but hell... he's a DONKEY for crying out loud, just being able to hit separate keys should be considered quite a fete in itself), the man who came up with the idea of having the bombs skip across the water in order to impact the dam face. I thought everybody knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I do like it when we have to explain... "IT'S A CUP OF COCOA. YOU ALWAYS HAVE A CUP OF COCOA AT BEDTIME..WITH A BISCUIT. YOUR FAVOURITE BISCUIT, REMEMBER?" And I always like a fete. Lots of garden grown veg at fetes and stalls and tombolas and wot not. Lots of feets too. And every so often, just very occasionaly one may spot a feat too... "... YES, THE ONES WITH THE JAM IN THE MIDDLE. YOU LIKE THOSE..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Yeknod's reference to Barnes Wallis (Although he spelled it Wallace, but hell... he's a DONKEY for crying out loud, just being able to hit separate keys should be considered quite a fete in itself), the man who came up with the idea of having the bombs skip across the water in order to impact the dam face. I thought everybody knew that.You mean you actually READ his post ... I mean ALL of it? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 IT's BOO, YOU REMEMBER, HE COMES ROUND EVERY SO OFTEN, HE'S THE ONE WITH THE JOHN DEERE HAT... YES, YES, JOHN DEERE, NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT RELATED.....TRACTORS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 IT's BOO, YOU REMEMBER, HE COMES ROUND EVERY SO OFTEN, HE'S THE ONE WITH THE JOHN DEERE HAT... YES, YES, JOHN DEERE, NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT RELATED.....TRACTORS.... Actually, it's Massey Ferguson, thank you very much. Unless I'm "steppin' out", then it DeKalb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm sure you're a Putzmeister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm a Putzmeister. We know, but it's OK because it's the only thing you do really, really well. (Yes, Joe, I know I changed his post, but after all, it's Stuka for crying out loud. Stuka! Can you honestly say he deserves better?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 (Stuka! Can you honestly say he deserves better?) I still advocate that he be throttled with his own entrails. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 YES, ITS STUKA, HE'S AN AUSTRALIAN... YES A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A-N... FROM DOWNUNDER... THATS RIGHT, YES, THE HOPPING THINGS.... K-A-N-G-A-R-O-O-S [oh sodding hell this is hard work] WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER BISCUIT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Why are you shouting, Yeknod? Joe hasn't posted in over 24 hours. Besides, since we all chipped in and bought a new battery for his hearing aid...you did send in your share didn't you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Why are you shouting, Yeknod? Joe hasn't posted in over 24 hours. Besides, since we all chipped in and bought a new battery for his hearing aid...you did send in your share didn't you? MichaelDGYW* ... Joe *DadGummed Young Whippersnappers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 [hopping wildly around the paddock on hind legs with a rubber gnome attached to a breast to provide further assistance] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 YES, ITS STUKA, HE'S AN AUSTRALIAN... YES A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A-N... FROM DOWNUNDER... THATS RIGHT, YES, THE HOPPING THINGS.... K-A-N-G-A-R-O-O-S [oh sodding hell this is hard work] WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER BISCUIT? Perhaps he'd prefer some tapioca. Or a small bowl of vanilla junket? Flan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Why are you shouting, Yeknod? Joe hasn't posted in over 24 hours. Besides, since we all chipped in and bought a new battery for his hearing aid...you did send in your share didn't you? MichaelGive him a small round rock. It would work just as well, and save some money, too. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Give him a small round rock. It would work just as well, and save some money, too. SteveSilence foole ... and send that setup you promised. I agreed, out of the kindness of my heart, to play you in CMSF since you begged and pleaded, but I'll not brook (or stream for that matter) any further delay. I delayed playing a REAL CessPudlian, Berli, because I had too many games going, but at this rate I may have to reconsider. After all we only have to look at the evidence: Wolfp Mk II has gone AWOL, perhaps in more ways than one and I haven't seen a turn from him since he got back from Iraq ... hey that kinda rhymes ... if you don't take into account the proper pronunciation if Iraq that is.Leeo has gone AWOL ... all in all a good thing generally but in this case I didn't intend to send a setup winging all the way to where ever the hell he is to have it ignored.Nidan1 has ignored my last turn for so long that I was forced to resend it as a gentle reminder. Maybe that's the problem, maybe I should have sent something that bash him across the shoulder and head to get his attention.And then I have to endure the slings and arrows of outrageous calumnies posted by you lot on Facebook ... where my children and grandchildren can see. Truly lads, if it weren't abundantly clear that I was the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread I'd be down in the dumps but as it is I just have to realize that lesser minds like yours will find something to fill the day. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 ... I had too many games going... Wolfp Mk II.Leeo.Nidan1. Joe Three games is too many for you? Well, I guess if you're the MBT's answer to Tom Swift and his Steam Powered Brain, anything approaching double digits (From very far away) might just be too much for you to handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Then Iagoo, the great boaster, He the marvellous story-teller, He the traveller and the talker, He the friend of old Nokomis, Made a bow for Hiawatha; From a branch of ash he made it, From an oak-bough made the arrows, Tipped with flint, and winged with feathers, And the cord he made of deer-skin. Then he said to Hiawatha: "Go, my son, into the forest, Where the red deer herd together, Kill for us a famous roebuck, Kill for us a deer with antlers!" I always wonder how the heck Iagoo expected Hiawatha to find a roebuck in North America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 Maybe he meant Sears and Roebucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Maybe he meant Sears and Roebucks. And why would he have made a bow out of a burnt branch anyway? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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