Stuka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 You wish you were my first. I suspect that honor was Father Guido's behind the alter after mass when all the other alter boys were polishing Father Stefano's organ in the main chapel. Not that theres anything wrong with that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo ferricus Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I suspect that honor was Father Guido's behind the alter after mass when all the other alter boys were polishing Father Stefano's organ in the main chapel. Not that theres anything wrong with that.... Hell of a specific description. You're either very creative with vulgar insults, or recollecting the good ol' days. Unfortunately, I don't give people the benefit of the doubt; that's not my style. Sorry. I stopped going to church FAR to long ago to recollect anything. But being a gay iron worker is a far cry from the reality that i would be living out if this had been the case. Although I'd love to see that kind of income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 In far more important news, my game with Joe goes down to the wire and as expected the gamey flag rush commences, once timid H/T's and Scout Cars are now bravely charging for territory whilst my hapless defenders try to deal with the wounded, lack of ammunition and support and funny smells eminating from Joes troops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo ferricus Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 In far more important news, my game with Joe goes down to the wire and as expected the gamey flag rush commences, once timid H/T's and Scout Cars are now bravely charging for territory whilst my hapless defenders try to deal with the wounded, lack of ammunition and support and funny smells eminating from Joes troops. In defen(s/c)e, may i suggest Flag camping? Nothing like a well placed "hide" order followed by a flurry of grenades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Listen SSN, I was playing CM when you were still learning how to fashion hot iron into raffia type attachments whilst clad only in skin tight cutoff denim shorts and a hard hat.... Save your advi(s/c)e for someone of your standing, say Seanachai's pooping reindeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I was clad only in skin tight cutoff denim shorts and a hard hat.... OH, DEAR SWEET GAWD, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS???? Don't you just hate walking into the middle of an embarrassing conversation? So... what's with the new guy, this Gay Ferriswheel - person? Are we all playing nice and slicing and dicing away with our scalpel-like wits... or are we clumsily clubbing away with registration dates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 He seems a little serious and easily offended but I'm sure we can beat that out of him in a timely manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Oh lookit, it measures success in life by...what was it...keggers? Er, doesn't everybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I really hope you enjoy hurting my feelings. Sure. I mean, it's not much for entertainment, but it was a Sunday and Sundays are always slow. Now to see you pegged down spread-eagle over a bed of angry fire ants...that would be entertainment. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Er, doesn't everybody? No, only you. And you don't count. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Now to see you pegged down spread-eagle over a bed Hey fun-boi! Get a room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 He seems a little serious and easily offended but I'm sure we can beat that out of him in a timely manner. One would hope. It's worked so well with...er... well, there's always... hmmm... Maybe the fault lies in the raw material we're given. After all, it's hard to make a silk purse out of a Stoat's ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 No, only you. And you don't count. Michael It would be more correct to say I lost count. But no matter, I shall be ordering another keg soon. Cut another notch in the liver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 It would be more correct to say I lost count. But no matter, I shall be ordering another keg soon. Cut another notch in the liver. ...and here's hoping to a nicked spleen as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 It would be more correct to say I lost count. But no matter, I shall be ordering another keg soon. Cut another notch in the liver. I'm amazed you still have one. I'd have thought you auctioned it and the kidneys off to support your habit. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hey fun-boi! Get a room! Excuse me sir....what the hell is a fun-boil? Is that some Aussie Footy term? Roight then, here comes Jones of South Freemantle advancing after the specky, ooooh, looks a like push in the back from Whitney of St Kilda. he certainly was a fun-boil to commit that infraction . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I think you need glasses..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 It would be more correct to say I lost count. But no matter, I shall be ordering another keg soon. Cut another notch in the liver. I can see that it's about time you fell out of the boat and were dragged across the lake again. Or are you planning to take up sky diving now and putting your parachute on backwards? That would be truly hilarious and in character too. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I think you need glasses..... Nah, I bet a low-life like him drinks straight out of the bottle. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Nah, I bet a low-life like him drinks straight out of the bottle. MichaelWhen he isn't reduced to sucking the foam from "empty" cans in the dumpster. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I can see that it's about time you fell out of the boat and were dragged across the lake again. Or are you planning to take up sky diving now and putting your parachute on backwards? That would be truly hilarious and in character too. Michael I would pay good money to see Lars come down upside down and land square on his head. But that particular body part having the highest fat content would only mean that his landing would be well cushioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Excuse me sir....what the hell is a fun-boil? Is that some Aussie Footy term? Roight then, here comes Jones of South Freemantle advancing after the specky, ooooh, looks a like push in the back from Whitney of St Kilda. he certainly was a fun-boil to commit that infraction .Oh for the luv of Gawd Nidan1, at least use proper terminology when describing Australian "footy." Your description was completely incorrect and clearly indicates NO research on your part. It's spacky, not specky ... sheesh. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Oh for the luv of Gawd Nidan1, at least use proper terminology when describing Australian "footy." Your description was completely incorrect and clearly indicates NO research on your part. It's spacky, not specky ... sheesh. Joe Aussie grog. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Aussie grog. SteveNo, I'm pretty sure it's spacky ... of course given the way the Australians talk it's entirely possible you're right ... unlikely granted but possible in the broken clock sense of the word. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I have no idea what you are dribbling about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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