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do u know how to write a book report ?


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Imagine yourself as elitist bastard who knows about art and sheat, and then imagine that writer of book is total n00b, some freaking working class dork with dirty fingers.

Wear scarf around you neck, have wine. Suck into eliteness.

Rest is simple: Start bashing.

I believe i got pretty good scores by that. Well i didn't drank wine so that must have cost me about half point.

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Welcome aboard!

Three solid recommendations: 1) Read the book; don't try to bluff with CLIFF NOTES or similar; 2) Write a thesis sentence; tell the reader what you're writing about (famously, from the musical You're A Good Man, Charley Brown--"A book report on PETER RABBIT") and 3) Forget SMS and spell out words; otherwise, you're going to lose a bunch of points for sure when it's time to grade it.


John Kettler

good luck!

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