Michael Emrys Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Why in the name of Jehosephat on a unicycle would you think I'd ever want any of you feckers to [shiver]love[/shiver] me? Because you are a very, very sick puppy? Because you have needs that cannot speak their name? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Really, Emrys, you should stop projecting. Didn't Freud explain that concept to you when you two shared tea? Perhaps your id made you forget? Perhaps those brain cells simply died from old age and lack of stimulation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Really, Emrys, you should stop projecting. Didn't Freud explain that concept to you when you two shared tea? Perhaps your id made you forget? Perhaps those brain cells simply died from old age and lack of stimulation? If they were ever active to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Boo! is a lousy liar, a pus-eating prevaricator, a foul fabricator of half truths, damnable outrages against the truth and poopie-headed fibber too. I hate him. A lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 So, MrPeng, is that exactly newsworthy? That's similar to proclaiming that the Earth does, indeed, orbit the Sun (rather vice-versa), i.e., it's as plain as the nose on your ill-begotten face. If you don't care for that, I'll whip some more comma's upon your penchant ass. See if'n I don't. If'n you're lucky, I might even throw in a few apostlerophes. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Leeeeeeeo's hemorrhoids must be bothering him again. Who could be more deserving? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Boo! is a lousy liar, a pus-eating prevaricator, a foul fabricator of half truths, damnable outrages against the truth and poopie-headed fibber too. I hate him. A lot. So, you saw me peeing in your oatmeal, eh? Is that what did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 What a fun deer opener. Hang the tree stand in the pouring rain on Friday. Get hunting clothes all wet. Go sit in stand on Saturday in a 30 knot north wind with driving snow. Stand is facing that way, of course. Snow in the face all day long and get moderately seasick due to tree swaying. Sunday was better. It was just plain cold, with lighter wind and snow. Not a total loss though, I almost got a deer on the drive home with the truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 From the Halls of Montezuma, to the Shores of Tripoli...Hsppy Birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Leeeeeeeo's hemorrhoids must be bothering him again. Who could be more deserving? Michael Yes, Emrys, you've become quite bothersome indeed. A bit of Preparation Eeww ought to take care of you just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 What a fun deer opener. Hang the tree stand in the pouring rain on Friday. Get hunting clothes all wet. Go sit in stand on Saturday in a 30 knot north wind with driving snow. Stand is facing that way, of course. Snow in the face all day long and get moderately seasick due to tree swaying. Sunday was better. It was just plain cold, with lighter wind and snow. Not a total loss though, I almost got a deer on the drive home with the truck. If only the deer could shoot back. If you were a real man you'd staple a couple of antlers to your head and hunt them down deer-style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 What a fun deer opener. Hang the tree stand in the pouring rain on Friday. Get hunting clothes all wet. Go sit in stand on Saturday in a 30 knot north wind with driving snow. Stand is facing that way, of course. Snow in the face all day long and get moderately seasick due to tree swaying. Sunday was better. It was just plain cold, with lighter wind and snow. Not a total loss though, I almost got a deer on the drive home with the truck. Behold the mighty hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 *Ahem* For those of the mutha beautiful thread coming from down under... was just wondering.. how did the Aussies do against India this past weekend in the cricket test? Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 the what test? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Cricket...you know.. the thing where players get together for three days and rub their legs together to make a sound like crickets? It is not like you have any real sports down there. http://bowral.yourguide.com.au/news/opinion/editorial/general/end-of-an-era-for-australian-cricket/1356514.aspx Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 Oh I duuno, we hunt Beta testers pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Oh I duuno, we hunt Beta testers pretty good. Oh, like that's something to be proud of! Pasty-faced nerds who never go outside and have all the muscle tone of overcooked linguine. Boy, if you can hunt them I'll bet you're hell on wheels when it comes to hunting inanimate objects. "Shhhhh! Keep your voice down... I'm sneaking up on this task chair..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 If only the deer could shoot back. That's what I say! At least then, I'd know where the little bastages are hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Cricket...you know.. the thing where players get together for three days and rub their legs together to make a sound like crickets? It is not like you have any real sports down there. Rune Silence! 2nd - rate colonial offspring of the Great Motherland. As the Premier Colonial Outpost of the glorious Motherland's Empire, only WE has the right to usurp the Motherland's Great Game and turn it into our own. Not for us running around a field for 10 seconds in padded pajamas in a bastardised game of Rugby... stopping to catch our breath cos it hurts when we collide. Bunch of nancy-boys. We basically own cricket, nowadays. Top team in the world for the last 10 years, beholden to nobody. So, we let one slip, a bit. It's those dodgy currys, does it every time. Soon it will be time to send the South Pacific Poms home with their tails between their legs. Glory will be ours, again. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Whot the feck is all the bzzzzing and cliickking and cllaaaakckkkinating coming from the down-underlings? It sounds like it might be some form of communication, but one can never tell with unintelligible species... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 ....bzzzzing and cliickking and cllaaaakckkkinating. It sounds like it might be some form of communication.. You really should get your hearing aid adjusted. Obviously you have beach sand in the conch, again. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 See? They must be some form of lower species with minimal communication abilities. Really, someone should just put them down. You know, cull the herd, so to speak. Feckin' aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 See? They must be some form of lower species with minimal communication abilities. Really, someone should just put them down. You know, cull the herd, so to speak. Feckin' aussies. Meet me on the electronic field of battle. 2nd rate colonial backwoods simp. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 What? Did I hear one of 'em whisper a challenge? Naw, couldn't be. They don't have the hormone glands for such to be the case. Aw well, maybe I can talk Lars into shooting one, just to put it out of our misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 What? Did I hear one of 'em whisper a challenge? Naw, couldn't be. They don't have the hormone glands for such to be the case. Aw well, maybe I can talk Lars into shooting one, just to put it out of our misery. Coward. Come out of your hillbilly lair, show your fetid face to the sun. Become a man and defend the *cough* honour *cough* of your second-rate colonial outpost. ... Or more appropriately, your outhouse. Of course when I win, I will crack your thick skull with the finest bat that sculpted willow has to offer. I shall be the Shane Warne to your Gatting. The Lillee to your Boycott.... and overarching all... THE Bradman to the Whole English Team. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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