Joe Shaw Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Would you lot shut it? Your giving me a migraine. I can hear you whispering. Well we can't have that can we ... DO YOU HEAR HIM NOW LADS ... NO MORE WHISPERING! I'm granting you a special dispensation here Bleach, normally we'd look at your profile, see that you were a GooberNational, see that you joined in 2003 and have posted a grand total of 500 some odd posts (and likely enough they were indeed odd) and give you the back of our hand and a hearty Sod Off! But in this case I think you're right ... the whispering interferes with hearing the voices you know. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Your giving me a migraine. Really? Why, that's...that's wonderful! What a lovely day it is! The sun is out, it is tolerably warm, and you have just brought us all welcome news. So, even though you are too illiterate to spell 'you're' correctly, we are all glad to see you. Or at least to see you suffer. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I Like Vodka! I used to like beer, but it didn't like my toes. Tended to form crystals and all that crap (Seanachai, take special note). However, VODKA appears to interact much more gracefully than hops and malt and yeast (Oh My!). I still hate the lot of you. Even VODKA can't help with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Would you lot shut it? Your giving me a migraine. I can hear you whispering. Dear Beach-nut, The gentle sussuration you hear is not the whispering of voices. It is the soft, zephyr-like sound of the wind blowing through your empty head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I Like Vodka! Yeah? So what? You gonna rub it in your scalp then play with matches? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Yeah? So what? You gonna rub it in your scalp then play with matches? Michael Well, that's one sure-fire way to deal with head lice. *groan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I will imbibe VODKA's succulent essence until reality plays nicer. Mehhhhh... I don't have the hair to harbor lice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 And in other news, Peng has waved the silken hanky of cease fire at me, affording me a HUGE... tactical victory. Final score: 66-34 and his Brit armor littered the sandy wastes!!! Oh, victory is sweet, let me tell you lads. Indeed, I am my ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I will imbibe VODKA's succulent essence until reality plays nicer. Mehhhhh... I don't have the hair to harbor lice. Harbor Lice...? Isn't that a song from the 50s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Harbor Lice; No way in hell I could act so nice... Harbor Lice; Pissing and moaning ought to suffice... OOooooo, Harbor Lice! This tune has been brought to you by the letters A B B and A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 This tune has been brought to you by the letters A B B and A I KNEW you liked ABBA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Feck Off. I am merely a fan fo eht lesdexic Swedish Super-Grouper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Tended to form crystals and all that crap (Seanachai, take special note). Uh? Like kidney stones or sumfink? TMI! However, VODKA appears to interact much more gracefully than hops and malt and yeast (Oh My!). Tequila es mas buena, amiga. I recommend Chinaco. Matters not which one, they are all suberb. I still hate the lot of you. Even VODKA can't help with that... It's not a magical tonic, or hallucinogen, it is booze. Granted, booze has many, many, many marvelous and healthy benefits, it is effectively a poison if taken in copious amounts. But it will never cover the faults of the denizens of the MBT. Hey, Peng are we playing CMAK? If it pleases you I will attack, you will try to defend, 2000 points, large map, random trees/ hills/ terrain type/ troop type/ no casualities/ comp picks forces. Changes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Changes? Wasn't that a Gridley Arbuckle song? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Three weeks in to unemployment and I now almost have a resume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Introducing Michael Emrys LGSBofP (who is not very cooperative in sending a user friendly piccy) taking a self portrait. I can see why he's so abrupt at times! Those prominent hemorrhoids must be causing him agony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Actually, I think the balloons add a rather festive touch. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Three weeks in to unemployment and I now almost have a resume.Just a word of advice lad, while your involvement as a Knight of the CessPool will, of course, take prominent place in your resume I'd advise against quoting your own posts. Of course quoting some of my posts can't do anything but spice up what must be a thin list of your accomplishments. Mind you I'm not recommending you and if asked I don't know who you are and in fact I think you died. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 That broad Patchy is about a sick sumb*tch. heh, the only thing that could make her any worse would be for her to hook up with Dorosh, could you imagine any broad sick enough to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Now look ... I know damned good and well that none of you actually have a life so I can only assume that you're still drunk and/or hungover from your Friday bacchanal ... so again it falls to me to keep the MBT on page one. I'll be gone Tuesday through Thursday so SOMEONE had better step up to the plate while I'm gone. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 snipperation Hey, Peng are we playing CMAK? If it pleases you I will attack, you will try to defend, 2000 points, large map, random trees/ hills/ terrain type/ troop type/ no casualities/ comp picks forces. Changes? That'll be fine. Prepare to die a lot now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 That'll be fine. Prepare to die a lot now. Go get 'em Weasel! err...I mean Little buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Three weeks in to unemployment and I now almost have a resume. How long does it take to type: Been in skool. Am gradueted now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted September 28, 2008 Author Share Posted September 28, 2008 How long does it take to type: Been in skool. Am gradueted now. He hasn't made it that far...It took him three weeks to find a working typewriter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Now look ... I know damned good and well that none of you actually have a life so I can only assume that you're still drunk and/or hungover from your Friday bacchanal ... so again it falls to me to keep the MBT on page one. I'll be gone Tuesday through Thursday so SOMEONE had better step up to the plate while I'm gone. Joe Now see here, only yesterday I rescued The Thread from going to the bottom of the page and beyond into oblivion. I've done my bit. It's up to someone else now. At least until the voices make me speak for them again. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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