mike_the_wino Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 HA! I did. I just found it in the junk mail folder, sammiched betwixt c!al-is and a drive her wild with a longer todger spams. You'll have it back tonight! Check the sender, perhaps MrsPeng is trying to tell you something. Oh, and Nidan1, if you have to ask...then you do need MORE drugs. Never less. Always more. And never mind those pansy-ass warnings about 'safe doses', 'overdoses', etc. Those are for the feeble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Check the sender, perhaps MrsPeng is trying to tell you something. Are you suggestin that she's suggestin that my ol fellah ain't entirely what he aughta be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Quite. I suppose a complete air dump would require one to squat? Marvellous, one just can't get enough of this sort of information. Yeah, it’s kind of like reading fine literature while enjoying a cold Budweiser. I have many fond memories of curling up with a Chilton’s of a good year; Ford, Chevy or Harley Davidson doesn’t matter as long as it was missing not more then just a few pages. I fondly remember the years in Southern California of jacking up Railroad Cars, setting them on jack stands and working under those 30 ton 90 footers while waiting for the next quake or tremor, sometimes it was pure adrenalin fueled fun! If you want to stick around a bit I can tell you about working the oil rigs and Mines of Wyoming as well. Or the story of the Lynx that woke up inside the car tearing circles like a motorcycle in a while going 70 mph down a two lane highway and a guy with a .357 magnum trying to steer the car with one hand and kill the cat with the revolver. The cat got away but the guy kilt a passenger side window and the spare tire in the trunk. Ahh, good times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Boo, wipe the spittle off yer chin, put down your sippy cup and send me a turn. By my reckoning, you have been home for well over an hour now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hey whine-oh!, I find I got some time on my hands. And Boo! says beating you is as natural as a redneck who beats his sisterwife. Boo! is also handing me my own arse, yet again, and I need a W. So, send a setup - CMAK if you got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hey whine-oh!, I find I got some time on my hands. And Boo! says beating you is as natural as a redneck who beats his sisterwife. Boo! is also handing me my own arse, yet again, and I need a W. So, send a setup - CMAK if you got it.Have you then fallen so low Peng? At long last have you no sense of decency? Must we be subjected to the spectacle of an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread BEGGING for a setup from an SSN? Oh the indignity of it all. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I see somebody left their computer on and wandered off to make a drink while a short one was about. Happy B-day, and come over again. We'll move on from brownies and try this awesome cake recipe I just got. psst, I'm going to need $200 for the ingredients... [aside]Looks like this might be a good time for me to phone in that anonymous tip.[/aside] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 You asked..... Are those real boobies or just falsies? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 They look real to me but I prefer the 'hands on' check to make sure. MrPeng, wha' be yer terms? Something serious? Something random? Something seriously random. Something randomly serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I suppose we might hear some more about auxillary pumps... and that is always tremendously exciting... I prefer penny loafers myself. When I'm not wearing hobnailed boots, that is. There's nothing more relaxing than a good, solid pair of hobnailed boots, don't you agree? Oh, sorry; I suppose you only wear horseshoes, don't you? But I bet a stylish ass such as yourself has to have titanium horseshoes. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Whatever happened to Screaming Yellow Zonkers? It got what it deserved. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Oh, and Nidan1, if you have to ask...then you do need MORE drugs. Never less. Always more. And never mind those pansy-ass warnings about 'safe doses', 'overdoses', etc. Those are for the feeble. Indeed. Vicodin should always be taken by the dozen. If it works for House, it'll work for you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Have you then fallen so low Peng? At long last have you no sense of decency? Must we be subjected to the spectacle of an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread BEGGING for a setup from an SSN? Oh the indignity of it all. Joe He's an ESS ESS ENN? Holy Moly where have I been? Prolly started out as a Damn Waffler too dint he? Ah well, not the first time I been slummin, won't be the last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Ah well, not the first time I been slummin, won't be the last. I see Seanachai has started a trend with the wife jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 They look real to me but I prefer the 'hands on' check to make sure. MrPeng, wha' be yer terms? Something serious? Something random? Something seriously random. Something randomly serious? 2000 base points, randomly serious. I'll leave the details up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Have you then fallen so low Peng? At long last have you no sense of decency? Must we be subjected to the spectacle of an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread BEGGING for a setup from a former Cheery Waffle? Oh the indignity of it all. Joe The Wheel of Dharma turns. I corrected your mistake. You're welcome. Three smilies for all the happy, and some not so happy, penguin boys and girls. :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 It matters to me that Boo! is going to win, again, when he should be yodeling for a cessation of hostilities with my boot on his neck. Maybe next time PING! (That was my Joe Shaw accent) As Dave Aitch says, the wheel of Dharma and Greg goes round and round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 AHHHhhrrGggggghghghgh! Methinks megoin' tohurl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 AHHHhhrrGggggghghghgh! Methinks megoin' tohurl. Been drinkin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 DING DING DING; Peng gets the award for the Question With The Most Obvious Answer Ever (QWTMOAE). However, such is not the reason for AGRRRHGHrrrherrhgrgrr. It's the "round 'n round" bit that (ulps) me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 You SLACKERS! The Glorious and Sacred M.B.T. was on the last post of the page ... must I do EVERYTHING around here? Well ... ? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 You SLACKERS! The Glorious and Sacred M.B.T. was on the last post of the page ... must I do EVERYTHING around here? Well ... ? Joe No. The Garscon du oui oui carries the piss bucket for you. But pretty much everything else, yes. And I haven't posted so many times to a single Peng Thread since the year 0, so stop your sniveling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 [aside]Looks like this might be a good time for me to phone in that anonymous tip.[/aside] It's not for me to explain your mistake, just to make a bumpersticker with the above and send you to Compton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Now look here lads, we must be ever vigilant. We must keep our eyes on the ball (yes, Boo Radley I'm aware that will require you to keep moving your head from side to side but I can't help you with that ... perhaps an opthamologist or pair of glasses not purchased from the Walmart "reading glasses" bin might help) in this time of uncertainly. I refer, of course, to the plague of "Marine Module" posts on the BFC board. Now I've nothing in particular against the Marine Module, I've ordered a copy myself in the hopes that the game has been improved to rectify those unfortunate faults that kept me from winning a game here and there, but surely the denizens of the Outreboard needn't delve so deeply into this or that facet of the game that they forget the important things ... such as keeping the Peng Challenge Thread on page one ... it's rightful place. Frankly I can't understand why Steve hasn't given us pride of place by automatically making each new Peng Challenge Thread a sticky ... but he's likely in over his head AGAIN trying to explain to the grogs why an LAV can or can't survive a hit from this or that ATGM ... as if they'll understand in the first place or agree in the second. Anyway, I've done my part and more today ... time for the rest of you slackers to ... uh ... take up the slack. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meach Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Would you lot shut it? Your giving me a migraine. I can hear you whispering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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