imported_Hiram Sedai Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...clearing our tubes. and cleaning our rods. and cocking our guns. and...<hr></blockquote> ...bumping just to show that I'm still around. Meanwhile, back at the ranch... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 1, 2001 Author Share Posted December 1, 2001 ...the rodents had sent in the gamiest, mightiest cm unit of all: the... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...the rodents had sent in the gamiest, mightiest cm unit of all: the...<hr></blockquote> ...running machinegunner, well known for the ability to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 2, 2001 Author Share Posted December 2, 2001 ...scare the crap out of any grog, what with the fact that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 just in case anyone cant find the search button 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 3, 2001 Author Share Posted December 3, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...scare the crap out of any grog, what with the fact that...<hr></blockquote> (thanks for the search button dogface! i forgot to put in the one you emailed me after i graduated) ...they could use the mighty... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>...they could use the mighty... <hr></blockquote> ...fact that just because a pasty faced, couch potato grog can't run with a machine gun it doesn't mean that a fit soldier can't also. "Blasphemy!" screeched the hordes of Borg Squirrels, "Wecouldn'trunwithamachinegunsonobodycan and we went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" CM Player #1 and CM Player #2 were now completely frightened, bewildered and somewhat aroused by the hysterical, high-pitched, anti running machine gun babble issuing from the crazed hordes of Borg Squirrels. Just when the CM Players thought that all was lost and they were about to be assimilated into a nut-collecting, non machine gun running existence they were rescued by... Gyrene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gyrene: ...fact that just because a pasty faced, couch potato grog can't run with a machine gun it doesn't mean that a fit soldier can't also. "Blasphemy!" screeched the hordes of Borg Squirrels, "Wecouldn'trunwithamachinegunsonobodycan and we went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" CM Player #1 and CM Player #2 were now completely frightened, bewildered and somewhat aroused by the hysterical, high-pitched, anti running machine gun babble issuing from the crazed hordes of Borg Squirrels. Just when the CM Players thought that all was lost and they were about to be assimilated into a nut-collecting, non machine gun running existence they were rescued by... Gyrene<hr></blockquote> ...an Eagles fan with buttocks of steel and a mighty... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...an Eagles fan with buttocks of steel and a mighty...<hr></blockquote> big iron plate in his head as well, both the result of a misfortunate accident during childhood involving a running machinegunner, a ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn-Sykes Posted December 4, 2001 Share Posted December 4, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: big iron plate in his head as well, both the result of a misfortunate accident during childhood involving a running machinegunner, a ...<hr></blockquote> ... "green" platoon of Sturm Chia-Pets™ and a lemon-lime Slurpie™. Chia-Pets™ don't run well, even without machine guns, so it was inevitable that abuse of the trademark symbol (™) would lead to a swift and fatal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 8, 2001 Author Share Posted December 8, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife: ... "green" platoon of Sturm Chia-Pets™ and a lemon-lime Slurpie™. Chia-Pets™ don't run well, even without machine guns, so it was inevitable that abuse of the trademark symbol (™ would lead to a swift and fatal...<hr></blockquote> ...beating of all those who refuse to do their bumping duty. but that did not matter, the chia pets knew that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 9, 2001 Author Share Posted December 9, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...beating of all those who refuse to do their bumping duty. but that did not matter, the chia pets knew that...<hr></blockquote> ...there would be people talking or replying to themselves because... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 9, 2001 Share Posted December 9, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...there would be people talking or replying to themselves because...<hr></blockquote> ...everyone else was distracted by the approaching... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...everyone else was distracted by the approaching...<hr></blockquote> storm of . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 ... Gail Storm reruns on the Old TV Channel. "When, oh when," they wailed as they rent their clothes with frantic renting, "when will MadMatt ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 11, 2001 Author Share Posted December 11, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... Gail Storm reruns on the Old TV Channel. "When, oh when," they wailed as they rent their clothes with frantic renting, "when will MadMatt ...<hr></blockquote> ...be able to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...be able to...<hr></blockquote> ...grow hair on his... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn-Sykes Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...grow hair on his...<hr></blockquote> ..40 acre plantation outside Qala-i-Jangi? To the best of our knowledge, hair growth is one of the agricultural endeavours qualified for UN subsidies under the "Chia-Pets for Poppies" program. In other news, CIA operatives were seen arguing with tribal warlords about the trajectory of 4.2 inch bean burritos after liberating a 7-Eleven in suburban Kabul. The porno rack was said to be damaged in previous assaults by local... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 14, 2001 Author Share Posted December 14, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife: ..40 acre plantation outside Qala-i-Jangi? To the best of our knowledge, hair growth is one of the agricultural endeavours qualified for UN subsidies under the "Chia-Pets for Poppies" program. In other news, CIA operatives were seen arguing with tribal warlords about the trajectory of 4.2 inch bean burritos after liberating a 7-Eleven in suburban Kabul. The porno rack was said to be damaged in previous assaults by local...<hr></blockquote> ...jackelopes, usually found in near jillaroos, which are usually found in the afghan border town of... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 15, 2001 Author Share Posted December 15, 2001 ...asH endoff dawurld. this town, is famous for its contribution to cm. here,... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr> ...asH endoff dawurld. this town, is famous for its contribution to cm. here,... <hr></blockquote> ...Was the first place that the question "Why didn't the Germans win the war? After all they had all the cool stuff" was asked creating such an upheaval in the historical community that pieces of the community were broken off by the shock wave and those pieces became known as Grogs. Now these Grogs relished in repeatedly asking questions like that and also asking questions like.... Gyrene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gyrene: ...Was the first place that the question "Why didn't the Germans win the war? After all they had all the cool stuff" was asked creating such an upheaval in the historical community that pieces of the community were broken off by the shock wave and those pieces became known as Grogs. Now these Grogs relished in repeatedly asking questions like that and also asking questions like.... Gyrene<hr></blockquote> ...how much data can we fit into a single post while making those who read it glassy eyed? The Grogs were famous for arguing the most inane details of little known weapons such as the... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...how much data can we fit into a single post while making those who read it glassy eyed? The Grogs were famous for arguing the most inane details of little known weapons such as the...<hr></blockquote> air speed velocity of a fully laden European swallow suffering from mange. Unfortunately, they tended to let the FAQ drop off the front page, prompting some idiots to post the "How do I post a Picture Here" thread, which was much better than the insidious, but brief "How do I post a message here" thread, which of course was not nearly as nasty as . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrSpkr: air speed velocity of a fully laden European swallow suffering from mange. Unfortunately, they tended to let the FAQ drop off the front page, prompting some idiots to post the "How do I post a Picture Here" thread, which was much better than the insidious, but brief "How do I post a message here" thread, which of course was not nearly as nasty as . . .<hr></blockquote> ...the odor emanating from Mister Sprinkler. It seems that his hygeine habits were lacking and his regions most nether needed some... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...the odor emanating from Mister Sprinkler. It seems that his hygeine habits were lacking and his regions most nether needed some...<hr></blockquote> clearing out. This prompted the Grogs to attempt to figure out first the "caliber" of MrSpkr, and secondly, what type of rodent (hamster, gerbil, mouse) would be employed in the clearing out attack. The grogs finally decided that the rodent must be... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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