It's a Man's Life in the Peng Challenge Thread!

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Absolutely not, I'm putting my foot down on this one. Only Knights of the CessPool can take a Squire and Abbott is a measly "Other Recognized" ... and a poor one at that.

He doesn't even have the right to vote on the issue of Coventry IF such an issue was still on the table ... which it AIN'T.

Joe

PShaw! Where, where WHERE did I make any mention whatsoever aboot HeyAbbott! taking the little yippy putz rimjob to Squire? Shirley, you jest that I would make such an egregious boo-boo? No, I merely propose a NEW category for our "Others Recognized" which is that of "[unbolded] LapDog." Even a crepitatious olde git such as yourself must see the need for a bit of newness now and again? And doesn't the boy rimjob just ooze lapdog? He has all the qualities. He's none too bright, he's viscous... viciscou...viccysoise... he's mean for his petite size having not the slightest clue that the big dogs would eat him were he to come off his master's lap, he yips yaps yelps incessantly constantly repeatedly at phantom dangers that fail to exist except in his own tiny, artificially selected brain. In short, he is a minute, mutant annoyance, created by people who should know better, but continue to breed out quality and breed in ignorance, and old brain reactionary fear responses. In a nut, rimjob IS a lapdog. Let him be HeyAbbott's. Never to advance, never to achieve anything other than a drooling, pharting, gummy old age, where at his demise he leaks out his last sip of water into his master's ample jean-clad lap.

Now, do you get it? </font>

[rammer4250]

Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rammer4250:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rammer4250:

Hope I did that right...

You didn't. And since the quote thingie is almost foolproof, I suspect that you are either doing that on purpose or...are an exceptionally dense fool. I'm happy in either case since it provides abundant opportunities to mock and humiliate you.

Michael </font>

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Egbert:

I would gather

you should rather

a category new,

"Other's Recognized"

too great;

an assigned fate

"Unrecognized"

define the shrew.

Egbert (spelt but not bolded) the last we've seen of you was when you were made a Serf of the CessPool by Seanachai.

You have no more vote on this matter than Abbott did on the question of Coventry.

Besides you spend too much time on Gyrene's board and not enough here. You'll never advance to Squire unless you put in the time lad ... and even then you have to time it so that Seanachai is (3.1416] HERE and <^^^} sober enough to notice that and take you to Squire.

Joe

[Abbott]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

You have no more vote on this matter than Abbott did on the question of Coventry.

Joe I vote where I please, the fact that "you don't get it" means nothing, just like everything else you post.

[Patch]

Originally posted by Abbott:

I...don't get it...everything...

That's no surprise.

[Abbott]

Originally posted by Patch:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

I...don't get it...everything...

That's no surprise. </font>

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

You have no more vote on this matter than Abbott did on the question of Coventry.

Joe I vote where I please, the fact that "you don't get it" means nothing, just like everything else you post. </font>

[Abbott]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Abbott what makes you think I don't "get it"?

Heh, you have to ask.

[Stuka]

Originally posted by Nidan1:

I'm soft on Abbott , he has the same favorite movie as I do.

Who'd a thunk it....two "Brokeback Mountain" fans in here eh?

[stikkypixie]

[Lady Redneck]

Originally posted by Stuka:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

I'm soft on Abbott , he has the same favorite movie as I do.

Who'd a thunk it....two "Brokeback Mountain" fans in here eh? </font>

[Boo Radley]

So, it's a sing-song you'll all be wanting?

Foine, foine, foine, me pointy headed troglodytes.

This'll be sung to the tune of "The Farmer in the Dell"...

Oh, Noba is a swine.

Oh, Noba is a swine.

I hate his stupid, sodding, stinking, Staghounds running around the whole map like he's taking a bleeding Sunday jaunt with a freaking parasol over his thick, bony head and I just want them both to die, die, DIE in a burning, flaming, exploding, cacaphonous, end of the FREAKING world, judgement day is upon us and may the divil take the hindmost, Oh GAWD, I just hate them so very, very much, I can feel my teeth grinding in my skull!!!!!

Oh, Noba is a swine.

Thank you.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Abbott what makes you think I don't "get it"?

Heh, you have to ask. </font>

[Egbert]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Egbert (spelt but not bolded) the last we've seen of you was when you were made a Serf of the CessPool by Seanachai.

You have no more vote on this matter than Abbott did on the question of Coventry.

Besides you spend too much time on Gyrene's board and not enough here. You'll never advance to Squire unless you put in the time lad ... and even then you have to time it so that Seanachai is (3.1416] HERE and <^^^} sober enough to notice that and take you to Squire.

Joe

Joe, this is the first time I've seen anyone post the text version of a smiley.

Edited to bold name in quote.

[ November 10, 2007, 06:49 PM: Message edited by: Egbert ]

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Egbert:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Egbert (spelt but not bolded) the last we've seen of you was when you were made a Serf of the CessPool by Seanachai.

You have no more vote on this matter than Abbott did on the question of Coventry.

Besides you spend too much time on Gyrene's board and not enough here. You'll never advance to Squire unless you put in the time lad ... and even then you have to time it so that Seanachai is (3.1416] HERE and <^^^} sober enough to notice that and take you to Squire.

Joe

Joe, this is the first time I've seen anyone post the text version of a smiley.

Edited to bold name in quote. </font>

[Joe Shaw]

Right then, I'm off to the wilds of Oklahoma and Dallas all of next week and my participation may be limited.

So in accordance with OFFICIAL Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread protocol (yes, I know, I've used "protocol" in two threads, so sue me) I hereby appoint Sir Boo Radley, the Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread to be the Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread Pro Tempore until such time as I return ... or not.

If I don't return, following a suitable period of intense grief and mourning, I'll expect the Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread to confirm Sir Boo Radley in the permanent position of Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread inasmuch as the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread to wit ME, shall have shuffled off this mortal coil and effected the "For Life" clause in the title.

Not that I expect that to occur but one can never be too careful especially when flying United.

Sir Boo Radley ... though I've beaten you and flayed you, by the living Gawd that made you, you're a freaking disaster just waiting to happen but what can I do.

Do TRY to keep the lads in order, there's a good Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread.

Joe

[Noba]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

So, it's a sing-song you'll all be wanting?

Foine, foine, foine, me pointy headed troglodytes.

This'll be sung to the tune of "The Farmer in the Dell"...

Oh, Noba is a swine.

Oh, Noba is a swine.

I hate his stupid, sodding, stinking, Staghounds running around the whole map like he's taking a bleeding Sunday jaunt with a freaking parasol over his thick, bony head and I just want them both to die, die, DIE in a burning, flaming, exploding, cacaphonous, end of the FREAKING world, judgement day is upon us and may the divil take the hindmost, Oh GAWD, I just hate them so very, very much, I can feel my teeth grinding in my skull!!!!!

Oh, Noba is a swine.

Thank you.

A sing song? Most likely to be one like this..

Hi Ho.

Hi Ho.

It's off to-Smack-Boo we go.

Just you and me..

..and a Staghound, or three.

Hi Ho.

Hi Ho.

Gawd, you've got the tactical acumen of Olde Foul Joe. Zilch, zero - nothing. Fancy taking gun armed half tracks to a battle, then parking them in the middle of the fight and not using them.

Oh. And then letting them get flanked.. remember, no turrets on those on-fire-now, thin-skinned-clanketty things...

Christmas does come early around these parts. Thanks Boo

Noba.

[Egbert]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Egbert (spelt but not bolded) the last we've seen of you was when you were made a Serf of the CessPool by Seanachai.

You have no more vote on this matter than Abbott did on the question of Coventry.

Besides you spend too much time on Gyrene's board and not enough here. You'll never advance to Squire unless you put in the time lad ... and even then you have to time it so that Seanachai is (3.1416] HERE and <^^^} sober enough to notice that and take you to Squire.

Joe

Joe, this is the first time I've seen anyone post the text version of a smiley.

Edited to bold name in quote. </font>

[Joe Shaw]

I was speaking of the prose, not the result of your drunken lurching which resulted in the artwork.

Pathetic, Egbert (spelt but not bolded), absolutely pathetic. There was NOTHING in my post that could even remotely be construed as a text smiley.

You've been caught out lad, admit it like ... well I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say, like a man. No shame in being wrong and, you being you, I imagine you've had lots of practice.

Okay, NOW I'm really leaving ... well, in the morning but too damned early to expect to find anything but Australians awake and who wants to face that first thing in the morning.

Joe

[Noba]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

You've been caught out lad..

Joe

I thought you were going?

Begone. Give us a break.

Sod Off, even.

Noba.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Right then, I'm off to the wilds of Oklahoma and Dallas all of next week and my participation may be limited.

Much like his intelligence.

So in accordance with OFFICIAL Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread protocol (yes, I know, I've used "protocol" in two threads, so sue me) I hereby appoint Sir Boo Radley, the Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread to be the Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread Pro Tempore until such time as I return ... or not.

In other words... IT'S PARTY TIME, BOYS AND GIRLS!!!111!1ONE!

If I don't return, following a suitable period of intense grief and mourning,

(And a quick jig of despair)

I'll expect the Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread to confirm Sir Boo Radley in the permanent position of Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread inasmuch as the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread to wit ME, shall have shuffled off this mortal coil and effected the "For Life" clause in the title.

This is the point where no one should start holding their breath, I assume.

Not that I expect that to occur but one can never be too careful especially when flying United.

So... the Viagra prescription finally came through, eh?

Sir Boo Radley ... though I've beaten you and flayed you, by the living Gawd that made you, you're a freaking disaster just waiting to happen but what can I do.

I can think of several things, and oddly enough, most of them involve a Taser and your naughty bits.

Do TRY to keep the lads in order, there's a good Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread.

Joe

Anybody know of a liquor store that delivers?

[Stuka]

Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

I'm soft on Abbott , he has the same favorite movie as I do.

Who'd a thunk it....two "Brokeback Mountain" fans in here eh? </font>

[Stuka]

Originally posted by Noba:

Fancy taking gun armed half tracks to a battle, then parking them in the middle of the fight and not using them.

Would that be anything like the 'little Henschel that could' taking out your 2 AA halftracks and 3 T-34's that you so kindly angle parked in close order at the entrance to my village which has now earned the coveted "most unfreindly town in Poland 1944" award?

[Noba]

Originally posted by Stuka:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Fancy taking gun armed half tracks to a battle, then parking them in the middle of the fight and not using them.

Would that be anything like the 'little Henschel that could' taking out your 2 AA halftracks and 3 T-34's that you so kindly angle parked in close order at the entrance to my village which has now earned the coveted "most unfriendly town in Poland 1944" award? </font>

[Egbert]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I was speaking of the prose, not the result of your drunken lurching which resulted in the artwork.

Pathetic, Egbert (spelt but not bolded), absolutely pathetic. There was NOTHING in my post that could even remotely be construed as a text smiley.

You've been caught out lad, admit it like ... well I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say, like a man. No shame in being wrong and, you being you, I imagine you've had lots of practice.

Okay, NOW I'm really leaving ... well, in the morning but too damned early to expect to find anything but Australians awake and who wants to face that first thing in the morning.

Joe </font>