It's a Man's Life in the Peng Challenge Thread!

[Abbott]

Originally posted by **YK2**:

Justicar Joe ...

Don't send RimRod to Coventry, he keeps Peng posting, and now he's even got Berli posting.. can't be all bad... Can he?

Joe always wants to send everybody to Coventry, Old Joe should have his own Thread where only he posts. I say let the guy Ramrod stay; other then being from New York (how sickening is that?) at least he's not boring.

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

Justicar Joe ...

Don't send RimRod to Coventry, he keeps Peng posting, and now he's even got Berli posting.. can't be all bad... Can he?

Joe always wants to send everybody to Coventry, Old Joe should have his own Thread where only he posts. I say let the guy Ramrod stay; other then being from New York (how sickening is that?) at least he's not boring. </font>

[Patch]

This is Joe's thread. Every incarnation of the MBT belongs to the Justiciar. Without the MBT, he would not exist....nor anyone else on this thread! Muahahahahahahahahaha!

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

Justicar Joe ...

Don't send RimRod to Coventry, he keeps Peng posting, and now he's even got Berli posting.. can't be all bad... Can he?

Joe always wants to send everybody to Coventry, Old Joe should have his own Thread where only he posts. I say let the guy Ramrod stay; other then being from New York (how sickening is that?) at least he's not boring. </font>

[Abbott]

Originally posted by MrPeng:

Now I hope that doesn't lead to him posting pictures of his beemer up on blocks or his dismantled Glock or other inane imagery as that,

Heh, if you only knew the joy posting pictures can bring, only then would you truly understand how much fun it is to watch them squirm. And..

<big><big><big>AUSTRALIA ROCKS!!!</big></big></big>

[Abbott]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

He doesn't even have the right to vote on the issue of Coventry IF such an issue was still on the table ... which it AIN'T.

Sober up dude, I already VOTED!

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

He doesn't even have the right to vote on the issue of Coventry IF such an issue was still on the table ... which it AIN'T.

Sober up dude, I already VOTED! </font>

[Abbott]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Very well, let me put it this way ... your vote had a dimpled chad and wasn't counted.

Speaking of Chad, water skiing seems to be on the decline there at the moment. Maybe you ought to take a nice long trip and go see why..

[Yeknodathon]

... its the poetic equivalent of Sisyphus pushing up the hill. Makes me wonder how heavy pebbles can be...

[rammer4250]

Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rammer4250:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Now you are showing just a twinkle of promise. Attacking Abbott is great sport, but you can do better.

Not really.

You are from Upstate New York are you not? </font>

[Michael Emrys]

Originally posted by rammer4250:

Hope I did that right...

You didn't. And since the quote thingie is almost foolproof, I suspect that you are either doing that on purpose or...are an exceptionally dense fool. I'm happy in either case since it provides abundant opportunities to mock and humiliate you.

Michael

[rammer4250]

Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rammer4250:

Hope I did that right...

You didn't. And since the quote thingie is almost foolproof, I suspect that you are either doing that on purpose or...are an exceptionally dense fool. I'm happy in either case since it provides abundant opportunities to mock and humiliate you.

Michael </font>

[Nidan1]

Happy 232 Birthday!!!!!!!

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by MrPeng:

Oh yeah, I second the motion of Olde Foule Joe having his very own thread where he only can post.

I joined a message board a few years ago where I swear the owner was posting with at least 4/5 persona's. It was weird, but at the same time fascinating reading the posts, especially seeing as his persona's ranged from male-female-child..

In the beginning I hung around out of sheer curiosity.. I figured he wouldn't be able to keep it up for long.. then it became a mission for me, I found myself following his every move, none of the persona's showed online at the same time, I questioned it a few times but to no avail..

Of course I don't know for certain that all of the persona's I suspected where the same person, but I would have bet real money on who was hiding behind them..

Aye.. the joys of the Internet.. I for one wouldn't be without it..

Wonder if anyone would buy a book on such goings on...I bet most of us could write one..

Female Confessions of the Weird and Wonderful Web...

Hmmmmm maybe not.. I think mine would be censored for sure.. either that or the men in white coats would come knocking on my door...

*Looks over her shoulder*

It wasn't me guv.. honest it wasn't..... I was just saying....

Sounds of scuffling and sirens in the background

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by rammer4250:

Just to set the record straight Mike and you too quote cop Joe Shorts.

See... NONE of us are perfect.....

[MrPeng]

Ah, but you are perfect, My Queen!

[rammer4250]

Time for a sing-along.

Based on the theme from Gilligan's Island.

So sing-along if you know the words, or mouth them if you don't.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful post

That started from this quiet room,

Aboard the Internet.

The Shaw was a mighty narcissist,

The Peng not far behind.

Five whack jobs set posting that day

with only one limited mind

One limited mind [sound of moderators: crack]

The insults started getting rough,

The tiny brains were tossed.

If not for the obnoxiousness of the quotation cop

The Cesspool would be lost.

The Cesspool would be lost.

The posts aground on the shore of this

uncharted fecal pool.

With Quotation Cop, the idiot savant Peng too,

The Redneck of the Peng Challenge Thread and his wife,

A Seanachai (what's a Sena who?), and the rest, The Professor (Michael Emrys) and Berlickedthethingy.

(All) Here on Peng's Challenge Thread.

So this is the tale of our demented ones

They're here for a long, long time

They'll have to make the best of things,

It's an uphill climb.

The Justicar and the brainless Peng

Will do their very best,

To make the others kiss their ass

In their cesspool stinking mess.

No brains, no wit, No sanity of any kind,

Not a single cohesive thought,

Like Cro-Magnon Man it's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,

You're sure to get a smile,

From seven shunned and demented ones,

Here on Peng's Challenge Thread (not much of a challenge)

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by rammer4250:

Time for a sing-along.

Based on the theme from Gilligan's Island.

So sing-along if you know the words, or mouth them if you don't.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful post

That started from this quiet room,

Aboard the Internet.

The Shaw was a mighty narcissist,

The Peng not far behind.

Five whack jobs set posting that day

with only one limited mind

One limited mind [sound of moderators: crack]

The insults started getting rough,

The tiny brains were tossed.

If not for the obnoxiousness of the quotation cop

The Cesspool would be lost.

The Cesspool would be lost.

The posts aground on the shore of this

uncharted fecal pool.

With Quotation Cop, the idiot savant Peng too,

The Redneck of the Peng Challenge Thread and his wife,

A Seanachai (what's a Sena who?), and the rest, The Professor (Michael Emrys) and Berlickedthethingy.

(All) Here on Peng's Challenge Thread.

So this is the tale of our demented ones

They're here for a long, long time

They'll have to make the best of things,

It's an uphill climb.

The Justicar and the brainless Peng

Will do their very best,

To make the others kiss their ass

In their cesspool stinking mess.

No brains, no wit, No sanity of any kind,

Not a single cohesive thought,

Like Cro-Magnon Man it's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,

You're sure to get a smile,

From seven shunned and demented ones,

Here on Peng's Challenge Thread (not much of a challenge)

Not bad lad, well BAD from the standpoint of some of the classic posts made here but a worthy effort from an SSN.

It doesn't scan properly you understand and the wit is sadly lacking but for an SSN it was a good effort.

For anyone else it would have been laughed out of the thread but we must make allowances.

So well done, say I, and keep up the mediocre work.

For an example of the kind of work we expect from a KNIGHT of the CessPool, here is my own rendition of ...

As ****e Floats By

You must remember this

The pool is full of cess, a sigh won’t make it dry.

The Peng Challenge rules apply

As ****e floats by.

Elsewhere it is taboo

To speak out well and true

Or even craft a lie

But here we have our taunts to fling

As ****e floats by.

Seanachai and Berli

Always gibe and bait.

Nidan1 and Mace, full of bile and hate.

Boo sneers at Noba

And both of them await

Their Justicar’s reply.

The Serfs are getting pissy

The Squires are acting prissy

The SSNs can die.

The MBT will welcome no one.

As ****e floats by.

Joe

[rammer4250]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rammer4250:

Time for a sing-along.

Based on the theme from Gilligan's Island.

So sing-along if you know the words, or mouth them if you don't.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful post

That started from this quiet room,

Aboard the Internet.

The Shaw was a mighty narcissist,

The Peng not far behind.

Five whack jobs set posting that day

with only one limited mind

One limited mind [sound of moderators: crack]

The insults started getting rough,

The tiny brains were tossed.

If not for the obnoxiousness of the quotation cop

The Cesspool would be lost.

The Cesspool would be lost.

The posts aground on the shore of this

uncharted fecal pool.

With Quotation Cop, the idiot savant Peng too,

The Redneck of the Peng Challenge Thread and his wife,

A Seanachai (what's a Sena who?), and the rest, The Professor (Michael Emrys) and Berlickedthethingy.

(All) Here on Peng's Challenge Thread.

So this is the tale of our demented ones

They're here for a long, long time

They'll have to make the best of things,

It's an uphill climb.

The Justicar and the brainless Peng

Will do their very best,

To make the others kiss their ass

In their cesspool stinking mess.

No brains, no wit, No sanity of any kind,

Not a single cohesive thought,

Like Cro-Magnon Man it's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,

You're sure to get a smile,

From seven shunned and demented ones,

Here on Peng's Challenge Thread (not much of a challenge)

Not bad lad, well BAD from the standpoint of some of the classic posts made here but a worthy effort from an SSN.

It doesn't scan properly you understand and the wit is sadly lacking but for an SSN it was a good effort.

For anyone else it would have been laughed out of the thread but we must make allowances.

So well done, say I, and keep up the mediocre work.

For an example of the kind of work we expect from a KNIGHT of the CessPool, here is my own rendition of ...

As ****e Floats By

You must remember this

The pool is full of cess, a sigh won’t make it dry.

The Peng Challenge rules apply

As ****e floats by.

Elsewhere it is taboo

To speak out well and true

Or even craft a lie

But here we have our taunts to fling

As ****e floats by.

Seanachai and Berli

Always gibe and bait.

Nidan1 and Mace, full of bile and hate.

Boo sneers at Noba

And both of them await

Their Justicar’s reply.

The Serfs are getting pissy

The Squires are acting prissy

The SSNs can die.

The MBT will welcome no one.

As ****e floats by.

Joe </font>

[Joe Shaw]

No lad, I simply looked for the best ... and found my own works. It's a curse I admit ... here's another, perhaps you'll like the ending at least:

The Ballad of the CessPool

(to the tune of The Ballad of Ivan Petrofsky Skevarr)

The sons of the CessPool are all without shame

And ‘twill not abide by a fool,

But most garrulous of all was a man by the name,

Of Seanachai, Bard of the Pool.

If you wanted a brave to twist up a phrase

And treat the poor newbies so cruel,

Or cast rightful doubt, on the brains of the louts,

‘twas Seanachai, Bard of the Pool.

This scion of Ireland with wit so aroused

‘twas more fearsome than ghostie or ghoul,

A terrible creature, though frequently soused,

Was Seanachai, Bard of the Pool.

There are brave men aplenty, and well known to fame,

Though we’d never suggest that they bore,

But the bravest of all was a man by the name

Of Peng, the Father Confessor

He could sneer with the best, tell a newbie “sod off”

And they’d blanch at the sound of his roar,

In fact quite the cream of the M.B.T. team

Was Peng, the Father Confessor.

‘Twas true that none loved him, of that there’s no doubt,

And his style with the ladies was poor,

But he’d fry newbie butt, with words cleverly cut,

Our Peng, the Father Confessor.

One day that bold cleric, he left his posh barracks

And with a six pack of brew,

He was going to town, when by fortune he found

Seanachai, Bard of the Pool.

“Peng you foul fellow,” our Seanachai bellowed,

“Why carry you that pack of booze?

When I’ve not a drop, I should give you a bop!”

Cried Seanachai, Bard of the Pool.

“Yes you’d like the fair brew, I can see from your drool.”

Said Peng with contempt to the core.

“But ‘tis mine now you see, so you’d best just drink TEA!”

Sneered Peng, the Father Confessor

And the fight thus was on, with an absence of brawn

For both were too pickled by far,

When a hand darted through, and gathered the brew,

‘Twas Joe, the wise Justicar.

“Now my lads,” soothed Sir Joe, “let’s not come to blows.

I’m certain I know what to do.

The Bard can pay Peng, for the half of the thing,

And you’ll share like true Knights of the ‘Pool.

Then they both beat Joe to within an inch of his life.

Joe

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Absolutely not, I'm putting my foot down on this one. Only Knights of the CessPool can take a Squire and Abbott is a measly "Other Recognized" ... and a poor one at that.

He doesn't even have the right to vote on the issue of Coventry IF such an issue was still on the table ... which it AIN'T.

Joe

PShaw! Where, where WHERE did I make any mention whatsoever aboot HeyAbbott! taking the little yippy putz rimjob to Squire? Shirley, you jest that I would make such an egregious boo-boo? No, I merely propose a NEW category for our "Others Recognized" which is that of "[unbolded] LapDog." Even a crepitatious olde git such as yourself must see the need for a bit of newness now and again? And doesn't the boy rimjob just ooze lapdog? He has all the qualities. He's none too bright, he's viscous... viciscou...viccysoise... he's mean for his petite size having not the slightest clue that the big dogs would eat him were he to come off his master's lap, he yips yaps yelps incessantly constantly repeatedly at phantom dangers that fail to exist except in his own tiny, artificially selected brain. In short, he is a minute, mutant annoyance, created by people who should know better, but continue to breed out quality and breed in ignorance, and old brain reactionary fear responses. In a nut, rimjob IS a lapdog. Let him be HeyAbbott's. Never to advance, never to achieve anything other than a drooling, pharting, gummy old age, where at his demise he leaks out his last sip of water into his master's ample jean-clad lap.

Now, do you get it?

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by rammer4250:

Time for a sing-along.

snipped

nope. doesn't scan. pathetic.

[Michael Emrys]

Originally posted by rammer4250:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rammer4250:

Hope I did that right...

You didn't. And since the quote thingie is almost foolproof, I suspect that you are either doing that on purpose or...are an exceptionally dense fool. I'm happy in either case since it provides abundant opportunities to mock and humiliate you.

Michael </font>

[Abbott]

Originally posted by MrPeng:

Never to advance

Other Recognized is the best slot. Now, do you get it? Of course you don't, I didn't expect you to.

[Egbert]

I would gather

you should rather

a category new,

"Other's Recognized"

too great;

an assigned fate

"Unrecognized"

define the shrew.