Abbott Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Abbott, that's totally tasteless That may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about one of my posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: Hear Ye, Hear Ye! All hail the mighty tactical superbnessosity of your old Unca Stukey! The 'sitting down' forces of the lily wristed paper towel folder known as Bauhaus have surrendered prematurely to the tune of 80-20 in a thinly contested battle. An infantry only attack cut through the russkie defenses, bravely ignoring the fire of 2 KV1's and secured the flags with only minor casualties. W00T! Yes, but I avoided the 98-2 throttling that I believe Peng once took at the hands of Moriarty or Seanachai. I can't remember which. Plus my men were too drunk to fight by the time you finally showed up for the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: Hear Ye, Hear Ye! All hail the mighty tactical superbnessosity of your old Unca Stukey! The 'sitting down' forces of the lily wristed paper towel folder known as Bauhaus have surrendered prematurely to the tune of 80-20 in a thinly contested battle. An infantry only attack cut through the russkie defenses, bravely ignoring the fire of 2 KV1's and secured the flags with only minor casualties. W00T! Yes, but I avoided the 98-2 throttling that I believe Peng once took at the hands of Moriarty or Seanachai. I can't remember which. Plus my men were too drunk to fight by the time you finally showed up for the party. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Peng! You swine! You may just damage me to a 90% to 10% score in our present game, unless a feckin' miracle occurs. And don't think I won't exact REVENGE in our next game, you halftrack rushing, poodle-bum sniffer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Thats a lie! Peng doesn't rush halftracks...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 "Ohio has always been on the country's political pulse -- for twenty-five of the last twenty-seven presidential elections, Ohio has voted with the winner. No other state even comes close. Is it because Ohio's values mirror America's values or perhaps, were Ohioans sent here... from the future?" -- Jon Stewart Damn! He's on to us!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 They didn't like you there either, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: They didn't like you there either, eh? Interesting isn't it ... the refuse from the future becomes the rejects from the present. Now if we just had their technology ... we could send them FURTHER back in time ... I'm thinking that 65 million years is a nice round number. Can you say ... asteroid? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Peng! You swine! You may just damage me to a 90% to 10% score in our present game, unless a feckin' miracle occurs. And don't think I won't exact REVENGE in our next game, you halftrack rushing, poodle-bum sniffer! Air power, BubbaBooey. Air power. Oh, that and my superior tactical acumen. Course it's all fairly simple when there ain't any AT assets facing one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" -- a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents. {Points at Mace and does his best Nelson Muntz} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" -- a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents. {Points at Mace and does his best Nelson Muntz} </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I was fine till they started putting it in powder form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" -- a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents. {Points at Mace and does his best Nelson Muntz} </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Peng! You swine! You may just damage me to a 90% to 10% score in our present game, unless a feckin' miracle occurs. And don't think I won't exact REVENGE in our next game, you halftrack rushing, poodle-bum sniffer! Air power, BubbaBooey. Air power. Oh, that and my superior tactical acumen. Course it's all fairly simple when there ain't any AT assets facing one. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Not bad lad, not bad at all, it rivals some of MY glorious and historic rulesets... Joe Ah, well. Drain the beaker of piss to its dregs, then, and try not to choke on the paper umbrella, oh Boo. The Justicar approves your 'Rules'. And he is a Just Man, otherwise We would not have given him the Powers he now wields. I have come to despise 'The Rules'. We created the dog fornicating rules as an answer to the mob of racists, misogynists, trolls, Gaylord, masturbators, neo-nazis, 'pet snuff-film pornographers' and assorted mentally feeble lackwits that used to show up here to abuse the fact that they thought: "There Are No Rules In the Peng Challenge Thread" Christ on a crutch, we need 'Rules' the way Haliburton needs another sealed non-competitive bid. We're goddamn near the Forum equivalent of Opus Dei. I demand a COMPLEAT reconsideration of Our Status in 'The World'. I demand a reconsideration of 'Our Mission'. Why are we here? What do we mean?! Whither the Peng Challenge, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Not bad lad, not bad at all, it rivals some of MY glorious and historic rulesets... Joe Ah, well. Drain the beaker of piss to its dregs, then, and try not to choke on the paper umbrella, oh Boo. The Justicar approves your 'Rules'. And he is a Just Man, otherwise We would not have given him the Powers he now wields. I have come to despise 'The Rules'. We created the dog fornicating rules as an answer to the mob of racists, misogynists, trolls, Gaylord, masturbators, neo-nazis, 'pet snuff-film pornographers' and assorted mentally feeble lackwits that used to show up here to abuse the fact that they thought: "There Are No Rules In the Peng Challenge Thread" Christ on a crutch, we need 'Rules' the way Haliburton needs another sealed non-competitive bid. We're goddamn near the Forum equivalent of Opus Dei. I demand a COMPLEAT reconsideration of Our Status in 'The World'. I demand a reconsideration of 'Our Mission'. Why are we here? What do we mean?! Whither the Peng Challenge, eh? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by rleete: Germany had better uniforms than we do. Fix or do sumfink. HA! Now we see the utter spiritual, and quite possibly sexual bankruptcy of the 'American Right'. Not to mention their sordid, never-quite-swept-under-the-carpet Nazi worship. A REAL American, Roger, wouldn't simply be moved to tears and choking attempts at singing a patriotic song when he saw The Flag waving in the slanting rays of dawn. He'd ALSO feel nothing but zeal and patriotic excitement when he saw the patterns of American Uniforms. But not for Modern American Conservatives, eh? Roger? Have you ever wondered why they had SKULLS on the brims of their caps? Or did you just go 'Oh, hey, screw Democracy, that whole Death's Head thing is WAY COOL!'? Full disclosure: Roger is a great guy. I would never, ever drive to his house and kill him with an axe. I would, on the other hand, drive to his house and drink any and all beer he had there, whether it was offered to me or not. I would compliment and be appreciative of his wife. Who must be a Saint. I would do that weird adult thing where adults get really goofy trying to amuse and connect with someone else's small children. I would succeed. His small son would regard me as the greatest thing in the world, if only because I was so amusing. Roger would probably not punch me in the face for being completely correct about Current American Politics. But only because I made his kid laugh. Late at night, and only while dead drunk, Roger would admit to me that he sometimes tossed and turned while trying to fall asleep because he was concerned that he found German WWII uniforms 'sexually stimulating'. He'd confess that it made him dream that he and Grog Dorosh had gone on a Road Trip from the birthplace of William Tecumseh Sherman across the South, but that somehow they ended up in a cafe in Aix en Provence. And that he sat there, in the Mediterranean sunlight, sipping wine and eating oysters, and wondering if his conservatism was simply a form of anger he couldn't let go of without risking having to redefine happiness, or if he luxuriated in the cold, cruel forms of the precision that made the boxcars to the Death Camps run on time. And he told me that he never liked me. But I'm not taken aback by all that. I know he likes me. As Freud said: Sometimes 'Compassionate Conservatism' is simply a desire to connect with the people you're about to victimize. [ November 01, 2006, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 With the Bauhaus suitably dispatched I have the taste for blood this day and am looking to an equal with which to parry and thrust. However I find I must search much further down the food chain in this place so I shall seek out an underling instead. Boo Radley! I'm looking at YOU Laddie (and barely keeping my lunch down in the process) For too long you have hidden behind your protector's lacey hoop skirt pausing now and then to pop your head out to poke out your tongue at your betters. I have whupped your master on many an occasion and now, in much the same way as a serial killer enjoys taking out 3 generations of a family in succession, I shall trump you like a stray dog in a muslim meat market. What say you, you thuggish oaf? Send me a CMBB setup and incur my wrath if you dare.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by MEYER_1944: GET A LIFE......seriously.... I mean a Tiger could easily pummel you guys into nothing-ness....!!! A poodle could lift a salubrious leg on pretty much everything you have, or will ever have to say, and regret that it had but one puddle to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: I'm now going to campaign for Pope of the Immaculate Thingy and all things Sacred. So be warned, I'm backkkkkk. There is simply no question in my mind that Bauhaus is an idiot. An erudite and intriguing idiot, so far as idjits go, but still an idiot. I therefore raise no objections to him raising himself to Pope of the Thread. For every soul, and every goal, there is a moment when it 'All Comes Together'. For the rest of us, there's that moment when you remember being drunk with Bauhaus. I think I tried to get him to sing. He wouldn't make a go of it. Any man that won't sing might as well be a Pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO KNIGHT ME ALREADY ? GRUMBLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: As Freud said: Sometimes 'Compassionate Conservatism' is simply a desire to connect with the people you're about to victimize. That reminds me, aren't you about due for another crushing in Sword of Rome? I shall consider my strategy while sitting in a tree this weekend, freezing my keister off. But, the flames of Compassionate Hatred shall keep me warm. Er, that and a bottle of schnapps… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: With the Bauhaus suitably dispatched I have the taste for blood this day and am looking to an equal with which to parry and thrust. However I find I must search much further down the food chain in this place so I shall seek out an underling instead. Boo Radley! I'm looking at YOU Laddie (and barely keeping my lunch down in the process) For too long you have hidden behind your protector's lacey hoop skirt pausing now and then to pop your head out to poke out your tongue at your betters. I have whupped your master on many an occasion and now, in much the same way as a serial killer enjoys taking out 3 generations of a family in succession, I shall trump you like a stray dog in a muslim meat market. What say you, you thuggish oaf? Send me a CMBB setup and incur my wrath if you dare.... That it? That's your challenge to me? Hmmm... For some reason, I'm reminded of my youth in Ashland, Ohio. Those idyllic days spent playing in the town creek and tramping through the woods around Moss Hill, Old Moss Hill and Boy Scout Hill and I'm thinking back to those endless mornings when, to fortify me for a long day of playing with my mates, my mother would give me a nice warm bowl of Wheatina, which, because we were poor, mom was forced to make as a thin, watery gruel, BUT IT STILL HAD TEN TIMES THE BACKBONE YOU COULD EVER WISH TO HAVE, STUKA-NUKA-PUKA-PANTS!!! I accept your limp-wristed challenge, you prancing simalcrum of a normal human. Expect a set up when I get around to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO KNIGHT ME ALREADY ? GRUMBLE! Pitiful closet-Frenchman, send me a setup and I'll show you where the Knight's Crosses grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I shall trump you like a stray dog in a muslim meat market. Heh, Stuka certainly has a way with words. Have you ever wondered how a Muslim may feel about that? Have you? It makes me wonder sometimes. I know that some peace loving Muslim’s sometimes have to pay the bill for those that are not so loved. Take for instance Osama bin Laden’s second cousin from Nebraska. A peaceful man who rides the range punching cows. When his name comes up, even though he is a law-abiding citizen, Omaha bin Laden must often look for work elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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