Mace Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: beware, no swallowing, they spit........ Speaking from experience there, Rick? I know it gets cold and lonely there in the desert but, DAMN! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 oh we don't need pictures.... the mental image alone will take years of therapy to remove.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 hey, after a few months over here looking at this then this ain't half bad. I mean really, right now Stuka sounds pretty good, and we already have a date!!! [ January 20, 2006, 05:22 AM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Of course, every once in a while we get a visitor, like this one in our mess hall, and those make both Stuka and the camel pale in comparison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Now that photo is interesting as it appears that it is the bloke and not the sheila that is wearing lipstick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: Now that photo is interesting as it appears that it is the bloke and not the sheila that is wearing lipstick. Well, you know those Euro's, almost as bad as Minnesoteannes..... Seanachai I miss you son, come on out and go on one of your cute little rants, spraying spittle at everyone's knee level. You know we love it when you get all Michael Moore on us. (did you change your email?) Who keeps letting in the Ozzies? I thought we boarded up the doggy door and got rid of the sheep to keep them out!!! [ January 20, 2006, 05:48 AM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: Now that photo is interesting as it appears that it is the bloke and not the sheila that is wearing lipstick. I thought he was getting excited about the pole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Stuka sounds pretty good, and we already have a date!!! Hey, I might be easy, but I'm not cheap! Get those greenbacks ready GI.... Love you long time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: Stuka sounds pretty good, and we already have a date!!! Hey, I might be easy, but I'm not cheap! Get those greenbacks ready GI.... Love you long time! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 [slinks, seductively, across the Paddock and then back again to accentuate the sublime form of firm, prime donkey buttock that ripples with hormonal urgency] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: btw got any moose? Why? Styling your hair? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Of course, every once in a while we get a visitor, like this one in our mess hall... The girl is fairly cute, though she appears a bit on the plump side. But hey, after a month in the desert...beats the camels, eh? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: [slinks, seductively, across the Paddock and then back again to accentuate the sublime form of firm, prime donkey buttock that ripples with hormonal urgency] Offering him a piece of ass, are you? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I am sovereign Emrys and will not be divided. Its all... [extends a hind limb to reveal a little cleavage] ... or nothing. [ January 20, 2006, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: [extends a hind limb to reveal a little cleavage] How can any red-blooded man resist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 OK, as disturbing as this has become, I have some more bad news. I will be out of town for the next few days and will not be able to send turns. Nor shall I be able to post. I know, I know, you all sit there in dumbstruck disbelief, wondering if perhaps you missed out on another revelatory warning from Pat Robinson and neglected to mend your ways in time, but this is only a temporary trial for you all. A mini-Purgatory, as it were. I should be back sometime late Sunday (Actually, I should be back mid afternoon, but I'm changing planes in Atlanta... and many of you know what hell that can be.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 No Justicar. No Junior Justicar. Let's PARTY!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Chorus: I see you baby Shakin' that ass Shakin' that ass Shakin' that ass Chorus Alright don't touch me Chorus (x2) Alright don't touch me Alright Chorus (x2) Alright don't touch me I see you baby Chorus (x2) Alright don't touch me I see you baby Don't touch me Don't touch me Don't touch me I see you baby Shakin' that ass Chorus (x4) Alright don't touch me I see you baby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Chorus: I see you baby Shakin' that ass Shakin' that ass Shakin' that ass Chorus Alright don't touch me Chorus (x2) Alright don't touch me Alright Chorus (x2) Alright don't touch me I see you baby Chorus (x2) Alright don't touch me I see you baby Don't touch me Don't touch me Don't touch me I see you baby Shakin' that ass Chorus (x4) Alright don't touch me I see you baby who says that todays pop culture and music are derivative, talentless, and basically a dogs breakfast? oh that is right, I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: who says that todays pop culture and music are derivative, talentless, and basically a dogs breakfast? oh that is right, I do. It doesn't just suck, it Hoovers. It's emptier than the emptiest vacuum between the stars. It is totally vacuous, empty, null and void. Completely worthless, it is even of negative value, worse than nothing at all. A total ripoff. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: OK, as disturbing as this has become, I have some more bad news. I will be out of town for the next few days and will not be able to send turns. Nor shall I be able to post. I know, I know, you all sit there in dumbstruck disbelief, wondering if perhaps you missed out on another revelatory warning from Pat Robinson and neglected to mend your ways in time, but this is only a temporary trial for you all. A mini-Purgatory, as it were. I should be back sometime late Sunday (Actually, I should be back mid afternoon, but I'm changing planes in Atlanta... and many of you know what hell that can be.) Hmmmmmm. I wonder if there's still time to sneak a bomb on that flight. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: No Justicar. No Junior Justicar. Let's PARTY!!!! That's Acting Auxillary Backup Deputy Justicariate to you, Sparky! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: Now that photo is interesting as it appears that it is the bloke and not the sheila that is wearing lipstick. Oh there's a bloke in the picture? Didn't notice. *shrug* btw I think there should be more skimpier military uniforms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Chorus: I see you baby ...much banality snipped... I see you baby Well that got the party to a roaring start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: btw I think there should be more skimpier military uniforms. The Zulu army is sooo 1870's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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