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Originally posted by Seanachai:

SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU LOT OF DOGS'S ARSES!

Did you say something? Or was that just the sound of gas escaping?

...make him say something nice about the Justicar.
You are a hard man. Gnome. Whatever. You're going to teach him to tell blatant falsehoods that no one will ever believe?

Michael

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

I'll teach him to survive. Anything.

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live

without you by my knee

But I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

I grew strong

I learned how to carry on

and so you're back

from outer space

I just walked in to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed my stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second

you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door

just turn around now

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

you think I'd crumble

you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as i know how to love

I know I will stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my hate to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

kept trying hard to mend

the pieces of my broken heart

and I spent oh so many nights

just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry

Now I hold my head up high

and you see me

somebody new

I've got that chained up little person

still in love with Boo

and so you felt like dropping in

and just expect me to be free

now I'm saving all my loving

for someone who's loving me

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

I've got that chained up little person

????

And here I thought I was the only one with a pet midget. </font>

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Originally posted by Bugged:

It's quite alright, actually. I only wish I had the time and/or attention span to read all of the posts.

Oh, don't worry about that. The time you spend reading posts here you'll never get back. And attention span? If you actually read some of the posts here, you'll have shown a longer attention span than those who wrote them...

Originally posted by Bugged:

I had a baaaad feeling about posting in this thread. Now I'm in trouble.

*sings actual lyrics* "I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you."

Too late. You're already soiled. You might as well stop dabbling a toe, and simply plunge in. Some day we plan to do an entire Peng Challenge Thread Opera, complete with dancers and big production numbers and such.

Originally posted by Bugged:

*pirouettes, does a spin kick, then flees*

Good on you, lass! Try and put the heel right into Grog Dorosh's nose!

You've gotta love a woman who'll do a spin kick right into Dorosh's face!

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

and make him cry 'capivi' (free ride for any freaking abuse to anyone who can identify where that comes from, courtesy of the Olde Ones)

That took like twenty seconds of my time thanks to google.

It's from a Rudyard Kipling book about boys at a British boarding school in one of the stories a character says...

"Binjimin, we must make him cry `Capivi!'"

Which probably translates to 'we must make him admit his fault' but only if capivi has been confused with peccavi which means 'I have sinned' (I knew the meaning of that already... my reading up on British India finally proving useful).

I don't feel like abusing anyone at the moment though especially as I've got a Pizza in the oven (which always brings happiness & joy to my being)… could I save my free abuse for another time?

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Seanachai you know I can refuse you nothing ... well ... liquor and cash excepted of course, but in this case I find I must.

Young Stoat (spelt but not bolded) was proposed as Serf by rleete and therefore rleete has First Rights of Refusal on the lad.

Your statement WAS prescient in declaring:

1) Anyone who makes such a claim is a vicious, lying sodomite.
... well, who can deny THAT, eh?

But RULES are RULES, even for an Olde One ... unless, of course, you (AS an Olde One) wish to simply declare that IN THIS CASE, and FOR THE GOOD OF THE CESSPOOL and since you ARE an OLDE ONE and therefore ABOVE silly things like FISA Courts ... opps, sorry, my mistake ... are above the RULES of the CessPool that you, after consultation with ... people and stuff ... hereby declare such a rule null and void in THIS CASE ONLY and subject to review within 45 days by one or another of the drunken sots inhabiting herein.

OR ... rleete could WAIVE his Right of First Refusal leaving the way open for YOU to take the lad to Squire.

There ... what could be more clear eh?

Joe

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Moi ce que j'aime

c'est faire l'amour

spécialment à trois

je sais c'est démodé

ça fait hippie complet

mais je le crie sur les toîts

j'aime l'amour à trois

moi ce que j'adore

c'est les petit

caresses à 4 mains

si l'un des 2 s'endort

l'autre s'occupe de moi

ouh! voila l'amour à trois

OOooouuuuUUUuuuh... j'aime l'amour à trois

Moi ce que j'aime

c'est faire l'amour

spécialment à trois

je sais c'est démodé

ça fait hippie complet

mais je le crie sur les toîts

j'aime l'amour à trois

c'est sexy, extatique, crazy, excentrique,

animal, romantique, c'est communiste

OOooouuuuUUUuuuh... j'aime l'amour à trois

Vive l'amour à trois!

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

There ... what could be more clear eh?

Joe

Than one of your posts? How about a gallon of mud, a three meter square block of obsidian, basalt, lead, or spent uranium, Seanachai's conscience or rleete's insight into practically anything.

Do I make myself clear? </font>

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Rune, did you ever determine a definitive winner in your guess the tank contest?

Hello you lot, well, I am back from the 4 day express mission that ended up taking 8 days because of a sand storm. Not that any one missed me of course.

I have all my turns ready to go, as soon as my slow internet lets me send them off. To those of you that requested the pictures of the Iraqi armor graveyard, I am sending those off as well. (Nidan, Mace, and Speedy, or was it Stuka? (I can't tell them apart anyway) as I recall.) Anyway, whoever requested but didn't receive, just drop me a line.

Seanachai, don't you owe me a turn? And it is rather rude to go about poaching other peoples squires, they aren't eggs after all. But then again it is only rleete, so you are probably doing the lad a favor.

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

...{snipped unimportant, non-CessPudlian Regulational trivia} ...

Seanachai, don't you owe me a turn? And it is rather rude to go about poaching other peoples squires, they aren't eggs after all. But then again it is only rleete, so you are probably doing the lad a favor.

It's not really a matter of being rude ... though he is ... it's a matter of PROCEDURE and PROCESS, NG cavscout.

Without procedure we have no way to gauge our process and without process we have no gauge! So you can see why they're both important.

As to "doing the lad a favor", I'd remind you that the Squires of Seanachai were the ones for whom the title "Latchkey Squires" was coined. By the time a Squire has completed "instruction" at the hands of Seanachai he can provide chapter and verse on Celtic verse but little else ... except the route to the Liquor Store of course.

Joe

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