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What I wouldn’t give for a self BOOTing serf?

Sigh… bend over Sturmy

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You know I just don't reckon these punishments are having the desired effects...

*Sir 37mm's eyebrow raises, a clear sign that he's had a thought*

Now look here Sturmy ya knicker wearing, flossy eared twit... I want you to prance about all day dressed in white with red crosses painted all over you... you also MUST bellow in as manly & as drunken a voice as you can muster 'Come on Engerland!' & other such phrases… and you’d better bloody ENJOY doing it or else!

*Sir 37mm eyes his troublesome understudy... after remembering to lower his eyebrow again*

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Originally posted by juan_gigante:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

Sigh… bend over Sturmy

Boy...

I'm glad I was v42below's serf and not yours. </font>

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Originally posted by SturmSebber:

I don't like soccer. It's for suckers.

* Sir 37mm looks at Sturmy as if he’d just taken a dump on his sofa *

I KNOW you don’t like Football… that is THE whole fracking POINT… it’s a punishment… carrot & stick and all that... Comprendez?

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber:

I don't like soccer. It's for suckers.

* Sir 37mm looks at Sturmy as if he’d just taken a dump on his sofa *

I KNOW you don’t like Football… that is THE whole fracking POINT… it’s a punishment… carrot & stick and all that... Comprendez? </font>

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It is a good thing that Yanks don’t like Football/Soccer… for me to know that there are 300 million people out there who will never know of such a thing as a ‘Penalty shoot out’, that to me is a good thing.

Sigh… bend over again Sturmy

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

Sigh… bend over again Sturmy

Now there's an offer I know he won't refuse.

*Looks at 37mm inquisitively* </font>

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

Sigh… bend over again Sturmy

Now there's an offer I know he won't refuse.

*Looks at 37mm inquisitively* </font>

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

Yeah yeah, I've seen the way you look at Sturmy, it's those blue eyes of his that does it.. quite mesmerizing eh?

He has blue eyes?

I've been looking at (and seriously pounding) his backside for so long that I've forgotten what the front looked like… it’s a blessing in a way

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

Yeah yeah, I've seen the way you look at Sturmy, it's those blue eyes of his that does it.. quite mesmerizing eh?

He has blue eyes?

I've been looking at (and seriously pounding) his backside for so long that I've forgotten what the front looked like… </font>

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

*cough, splutter*

You just have a dirty mind... no SANE person could get the wrong idea from what I’d previously said </font>
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Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

Sigh… bend over again Sturmy

Now there's an offer I know he won't refuse.

*Looks at 37mm inquisitively* </font>

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

I've been looking at (and seriously pounding) his backside for so long that I've forgotten what the front looked like… it’s a blessing in a way

Wow you're really willing to take the mentor program further than most, aren't you?
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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

It is a good thing that Yanks don’t like Football/Soccer… for me to know that there are 300 million people out there who will never know of such a thing as a ‘Penalty shoot out’, that to me is a good thing.

Alas, you can't count on all of us. Argentina was boned the moment the game went that far
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