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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Happy Solstice to you, Abbott!

Why thank you Steve and the same to you! While I am not into sports cars they say the performance of the new Pontiac makes it an interesting car.

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I am surprised you noticed this new GM model, (it must of been it's name that caught your eye) but I think it's very nice of you to mention it in Da Thread ! The company that brought us the '67 GTO looks to have a new upper-end seller here. Merry Christmas to you and your family!

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Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Happy Solstice to you, Abbott!

Why thank you Steve and the same to you! While I am not into sports cars they say the performance of the new Pontiac makes it an interesting car.

pontiac-soltice.jpg

I am surprised you noticed this new GM model, (it must of been it's name that caught your eye) but I think it's very nice of you to mention it in Da Thread ! The company that brought us the '67 GTO looks to have a new upper-end seller here. Merry Christmas to you and your family! </font>

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Originally posted by Stuka:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Happy Solstice to you, Abbott!

Why thank you Steve and the same to you! While I am not into sports cars they say the performance of the new Pontiac makes it an interesting car.

pontiac-soltice.jpg

I am surprised you noticed this new GM model, (it must of been it's name that caught your eye) but I think it's very nice of you to mention it in Da Thread ! The company that brought us the '67 GTO looks to have a new upper-end seller here. Merry Christmas to you and your family! </font>

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Originally posted by Stuka:

Theres nowhere to fit the gun-racks and spotlights! What a piece of Emrys!

Nonsense.

The spots are obviously built right in to the front, and since it's a convertible, no need for the gun rack. And it looks perfect for when the warden finally shows.

Now, you drive the thing across the fields and I'll just steady the shotgun on top of the windshield till we kick something up…

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Are you people INSANE!

Don't you see Abbott's nefarious scheme?

First it's cars, then he'll have you discussing driveways and before you know it ... yep ... there'll be interminable discussions about the best oil to use in your lawnmower/snowblower.

THIS IS THE CESSPOOL DAMNIT!

Keep your bloody "neighborly chats" to Wilson's Backfence Gossip

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Joe

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And now for a jolly winter singsong!

What Power art thou,

Who from below,

Hast made me Rise,

Unwillingly and slow,

From beds of Everlasting Snow!

See'st thou not how stiff,

And wondrous old,

Far unfit to bear the bitter Cold,

I can scarcely move,

Or draw my Breath,

Let me, let me,

Freeze again to Death.

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

[musing]

Hmmmmm, Vega. Wasn't that a cheap, tacky Chevy that sucked?

[/musing]

Michael

Only in English. In Spanish, it means "fertile valley"...</font>
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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Ahem.

An Ode to my cigar humidor humidifer.

It's tubular

It's crystalline-filled

It's long

It's not short

It was slightly goopy when I unwrapped it after spending hours on my sub-zero porch

It will soon go toward maintaining the proper humidity for my store of Honduran tobacco-wraps

Thank you, good night!

The gods see you, and they see the things you distill upon the folk.

That was horrible. Not your worst effort, by any stretch, but that simply means no one with a weakened immune system ended up on plasma, and no pets were accidently neutered.

You know, I have been to your house. I have drunk your rum/whiskey/beer/vodka/whatever and I have smoked your cigars. I have attempted, on numerous occassions, to teach you to sing.

The way men sing. Songs robust with the foullness of being alive, and men, and having been with women, and yet still more horrible than can be described.

It's almost like you can see it, leering at you out of the mist, but you still don't sing worth a tinker's damn (bloody pikeys!).

Until you can learn to sing, you must not versify.

For every true man must learn to sing, before he can write poetry. Until you have the courage to sing, how can you have the courage to look like someone who would write poetry?!

And until you have the courage to look like someone who can write poetry, how can you write good poetry? </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

...interminable discussions about the best oil to use...

Say, can anyone recommend a good oil to spread at the top of Shaw's staircase? I think a few fractures would be a nice Christmas present for the old boy.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...bumpity, bumpity, bump

Michael

[ December 10, 2007, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Michael Emrys ]

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

[musing]

Hmmmmm, Vega. Wasn't that a cheap, tacky Chevy that sucked?

[/musing]

Michael

Only in English. In Spanish, it means "fertile valley"...</font>
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Originally posted by Stuka:

Anyway, off to bed with you Seanachai, you have a day of unemployment ahead of you tomorrow and we wouldn't want you all grouchy for that now would we?

For now is the time for the dawning of the AUSTRALIAN's!!!

Take it away Noba, Speedy, Mace and co.....

You can keep it I'm not touching it.
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Originally posted by Patch:

And now for a jolly winter singsong!

What Power art thou,

Who from below,

Hast made me Rise,

Unwillingly and slow,

From beds of Everlasting Snow!

See'st thou not how stiff,

And wondrous old,

Far unfit to bear the bitter Cold,

I can scarcely move,

Or draw my Breath,

Let me, let me,

Freeze again to Death.

You were here in Minnesota last week?
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It's Christmas shopping day here for us which means I awoke in an especially good mood. As I am typing Merry Christmas to uall I am sitting here humming and making up words to a new Christmas song...

On the first day of Christmas

my best dog gave to me

a 12 pack of Bud and some

cartridges for my new carbine

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