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Originally posted by Papa Khann:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

That video has women in it.

Papa

Yes.

And which one were you? </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Good looking in comparison with Seanachai, Lars and dalem...

Uh huh.

By definition then, you could be called the "slightly less horrific", or perhaps the "not altogether visually repellent" one, right?

It's hard to argue with the notion that everything in life is relative, Boo. It's even harder to argue with a malignant mouth-breather such as yourself.

While I'll admit that the competition may not be too stiff at dalem's gatherings, I like to think that I'm merely slumming during these little forays. I just show up, plant a "For Sale Cheap" sign in dalem's front yard, then proceed to entertain myself at their expense while I wait for some unsuspecting cretin to show up with an offer.

By the way, Boo, why don't you drop by?

Preferably with your checkbook.

Papa

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />That video has women in it. There would never be women at dalem's house. (Not counting his collection of pictures and life-like dolls, mind you.) Those of us who actually know women would never allow it.

Well ... KNOW in the sense of being acquainted with ... I mean YOU lot wouldn't be in a position to KNOW women ... in the biblical sense that is ... except Lars perhaps though I'm quite sure that Lady Shary makes him pay through the nose (one way or another).

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Originally posted by Papa Khann:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />The Meat Palace is scheduled for tomorrow morning's run.

The shrimp were a lucky gift from the gods. Guy was parked across the street at the gas station with a fresh load from Galveston.

What part of appetizer didn't you understand?

Let me just make sure I have this straight...

You just said that you buy your seafood from a guy parked in the lot at a gas station, right?

I'm sure that for a hillbilly like you buying foodstuffs at the local Gas'n'Go parking lot is the equivalent of having it catered in by Wolfgang Puck himself. I'm a bit skeptical though, Lars.

The goods you bring from the Meat Palace better arrive at dalem's wrapped and sealed and adorned with some sort of papers proving that they're actually from the Meat Palace, Lars. We don't want anything you killed with the right front tire of your truck or got from one of your innumerable cousins. Clear?

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Originally posted by Papa Khann:

Let me just make sure I have this straight...

You just said that you buy your seafood from a guy parked in the lot at a gas station, right?

What? Doesn't everybody?

We don't want anything you killed with the right front tire of your truck or got from one of your innumerable cousins. Clear?
Ha! Like I'd bring the good stuff!
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Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

Let me just make sure I have this straight...

You just said that you buy your seafood from a guy parked in the lot at a gas station, right?

What? Doesn't everybody?

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Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

Let me just make sure I have this straight...

You just said that you buy your seafood from a guy parked in the lot at a gas station, right?

What? Doesn't everybody?

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

But, I can assure you dalem, there is PLENTY of sun.

It's just down here in Texas.

Feel better, now?

Steve

Now that you reminded me that I'm not in Texas, yes. Yes I do.
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Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:

But, I can assure you dalem, there is PLENTY of sun.

It's just down here in Texas.

Feel better, now?

Steve

Now that you reminded me that I'm not in Texas, yes. Yes I do. </font>
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Just back from the Meat Palace. Got,

2 Apple Butter marinated pork chops

3 Steakhouse marinated New York strips

1 Teriyake marinated filet mignon

1/4 lb Campfire style homemade beef jerky

1/4 lb BBQ style homemade beef jerky

and a bone for the dog.

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying, "gee, Lars must have spent a fortune on those swine". And you'd be right.

But remember, somebody else is picking up the beer tab.

Mwuhahahahaha....

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Originally posted by Lars:

and a bone for the dog.

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying, "gee, Lars must have spent a fortune on those swine". And you'd be right.

But remember, somebody else is picking up the beer tab.

Mwuhahahahaha....

Yeah, but with the swill you drink, that means I'm only out, like, $8.95.

I'll pick up a case of Leinys for ya and some more of those Guinness things you & Seanachai go so ga-ga over.

So long as I'm not the frikkin' Gauls.

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Originally posted by Lars:

Just back from the Meat Palace. Got,

2 Apple Butter marinated pork chops

3 Steakhouse marinated New York strips

1 Teriyake marinated filet mignon

1/4 lb Campfire style homemade beef jerky

1/4 lb BBQ style homemade beef jerky

and a bone for the dog.

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying, "gee, Lars must have spent a fortune on those swine". And you'd be right.

But remember, somebody else is picking up the beer tab.

Mwuhahahahaha....

Ok, so you got me covered. What about the rest of them?

Papa

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

Fortunately, I had some sunscreen; otherwise, I might have marred my handsome complexion.

You mean that pasty, pimpled, anaemic look you've cultivated all your life?

We'll go back in a few weeks for a shot at some grouper or kingfish or barracuda or shark.
You're the bait, right?

Michael

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