Lars Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Congrats Andreas!!! {All together now lads} You'll be Soooooooorrrrrrrryyyyy!!!!!!! Oh yeah, the THE RULES… S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). Now, which way to the open bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 A great thanks to Lars for spelling out the rules so that even he can understand them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 And yet, you couldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 feck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Smells like home in here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Smells like home in here... That would be me. I had saurkraut for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: And yet, you couldn't. ANOTHER Goobernational ... you'd think they'd stop breeding once in a while but then what ELSE is there to do in Canada ... EH? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Sae thas veterinarian gi's tae tha doctor cos shais' noo feelin' tae guid. She says tae the doctor, "Didnae ask mae a load o' crap quaistions, Ah'm a feckin' vet an' Ah didnae ask mah patients crap quaistions. Ah jest look a' tha buggers an' diagnose their ills". Sae tha doctor writes a praiscription an' says, "Take these lassie, af'n thae didnae work come back an' Ah'll hae ye put doon." Laugh ye bastaarrrds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Send me an AK setup you drunken haggis humper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I have discovered something quite... disturbing about one of the members of the MBT. I mean, more so than usual. And I'm not talking about Joe Shaw's desire to become a ventriloquist, or dalems illicit love of velour... we ALL know about those and occasionally find them amusing. No, I'm talking about something that defies explanation. Almost like rleete's bird call imitations and Lar's extensive collection of Slim Whitman albums. So, can someone please tell me... What is up with OGSF and this sick fascination with carp? Carp this and carp that. "Die like THE carp!" (Not ANY carp, apparently, but one specific carp) Carp attacking barbed wire fences en masse! I think his choo-choo's finally gone around the bend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Wildman Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 After almost four years of posting THIS is the only thing about OGSF that bothers you? Good god, you pathetic weasel sniffer, there is sooooo much more to wonder at than that. First there is the "Scotish" accent that really sounds Irish, then the facination with his Cocker Spaniel, the spittle over Germanboy, and the haggis. Of all of this you pick up the Irish tinted, pretend Scottish "Carp"?.... Its ok, Boo, the shallow end of the pool is that way, try and drown on the way there it will make everyone's life just a little brighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Originally posted by Wildman: SNIP... then the facination with his Cocker Spaniel... SNIP Oi ! Don't come around here speaking ill, of the dear departed. Continue speaking ill of Boo. He deserves it. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I have discovered something quite... disturbing about one of the members of the MBT. I mean, more so than usual. And I'm not talking about Joe Shaw's desire to become a ventriloquist, or dalems illicit love of velour... we ALL know about those and occasionally find them amusing. No, I'm talking about something that defies explanation. Almost like rleete's bird call imitations and Lar's extensive collection of Slim Whitman albums. So, can someone please tell me... What is up with OGSF and this sick fascination with carp? Carp this and carp that. "Die like THE carp!" (Not ANY carp, apparently, but one specific carp) Carp attacking barbed wire fences en masse! I think his choo-choo's finally gone around the bend. I think it's Scottish for Fish of the Day ... you know ... Carp Diem? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I think it's Scottish for Fish of the Day ... you know ... Carp Diem? Joe For that I am going to have you kidnapped and beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 He calls it a carp, but really it's just a goldfish with delusions of grandeur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I think it's Scottish for Fish of the Day ... you know ... Carp Diem? Joe For that I am going to have you kidnapped and beaten. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 …bent over, like a feeble old man with a cane, waiting for someone to… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 ...burp him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 ... preferably with a pneumatic hammer, that's recently been used... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 to hammer a nail. Ha! I killed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Tae refer tae Boo mah back hair as matted Radley's concern re tha feckin' carp; Ah haid menshunned tae haim aboot tha Australian WWII POW incident detailed ain "Harry Gordon, Die like the carp! The story of the greatest prison escape ever (Stanmore, NSW: Cassell Australia, 1978). [Detailed investigation of the Cowra outbreak]". Hae saimed unable tae grrrasp tha concept an' began tae ask blitheringly shtyupid quaistions about feckin' fish. Realizin' Ah haid over-estimated haes gannet-like intellect, Ah threw tha dog a bone sae tae speak, an' told haim at wer aboot fish stormin' a barbed wire fence. Tha feckless git grabbed this morsel between haes eyebrows an' proceeded tae bleat on aboot at lak some wee sheepy fraish from Mace's tender embrace. Sae ye're all pillocks fer not knowin' tha' (tha bonnie wee lassies excaipted o' course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Send me an AK setup you drunken haggis humper. Ye'll gi' yours, Jimmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Can A German Find Happiness Without the Peng Challenge Isn't that a bit redundant? I mean, can a German ever find happiness, with or without the Peng Challenge? Even supposing that they did, would it be recognised as such? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 The only thing we know a German can find is France, every 50 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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