dalem Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I think girls with Australian accents are yummy. Got any spares to send, you pooka-shell-wearing Paul Hoganites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 9, 2008 Author Share Posted February 9, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Oh, one more thing, Boo. It should have read 'Dominance' instead of 'Domination'. You must have had a bit too much gris-gris the night before. Michael Hey! I read it right off the sticker on the Dr. Antoine LaFarble Purple Gris-Gris bag someone brought back to me after their trip to New Orleans a few years ago. And if you can't believe Dr. Antoine, just who can you believe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: You like to wear dresses don't you Michael? You seem to be confusing me with that purse-wielding entity you see in the mirror every morning. I believe that is called projection. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 Oh, it's good to be back up and running at home. The computer, I mean. Since Rose got her new taser at Tasers-R-Us, I'm constantly running, dodging and diving. And sometimes, if I'm a bit slow off the mark, writhing and screaming. But that's not why I called you all here. Have I mentioned my latest victories in the Game? In the past two weeks I have completely trounced, mauled, flayed, stomped, eviscerated, pointed and laughed at both my former Squire, Nidan, and He For Whom The Thread of all Threads is named, the effervescent Peng. Nidan was the attacker, with his corn fed Muricans and I was the stalwart pride of the Fatherland, and even with his armor superiority (He had some. I didn't), I still whomped him thoroughly, to the tune of 81-19. Peng, for whatever reason, chose to be the Brits, while once again I blayed THE BADDIES. I'll admit, a few times he had me worried, but he kept moving his ACs right into the line of fire of my AT guns, where they died miserable deaths. Repeatedly. Near the end, when I asked him if he'd like a cease fire and he refused, he attacked one platoon of conscripted Oompah band members with a full company of his troops. He took them out... eventually, but only after a good portion of his brave lads were confused, frightened, and trying to write their last will and testaments on their horribly stained Y-fronts. Final outcome: 76-24. I stretched, cracked my knuckles and sighed with contentment. Now, if I can only pull some kind of magical rabbit out of my hat against Leeeeeo, with his gamey Tiger on the biggest fecking hill on the map scenario... I'll have a neat hat trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Wouldn't you just rather a neat hat? The one with the mouse ears doesn't suit you anymore.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 and don't be changing it for your other favourite.... the one with the propeller on top. That one is so yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Wouldn't you just rather a neat hat? Isn't this sentence missing a transitive verb??? Let's see... Wouldn't you just rather HAVE a neat hat? Ah, yes... That sounds better. <small>Bloody Aussies and their inability to speak the Queen's English...</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Vocab grog..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 The final vestiges of this evil spine-attacking flu are starting to leave me. I am no longer dizzy, shivering, bent over, and wracked with pain. All that's left is a general sinusy headache and neck muscles that feel like stale taffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Nothing a good cigar won't fix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: I think girls with Australian accents are yummy. Got any spares to send, you pooka-shell-wearing Paul Hoganites? If I can be allowed to address the board on this subject the ones that we send overseas are the ones that have been given the purpose of infiltrating foreign societies with the purpose of clouding your judgement with their drunken siren tales. Corrupting anyone who comes in contact with them with fanciful tales of a land of endless sunshine and rivers of alcohol is not by accident. Domination is not always apparent to those who are about to be subjected to it. When your postman says 'no worries' you know the time is nigh. I leave and wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by bodkin: If I can be allowed to address the board You're not....piss orf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Well, thanks for your response Stuka, I will compile a list of these responses that will eventually be nailed to the local town hall door to inspire an angry mob of locals to burn you in effigy with your comments pinned to your chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Awww schucks... thats the nicest thing thats been said to me all day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Nothing a good cigar won't fix! Perhaps later. I'm down to a few Partagas left. Time to order another box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 They'd have to burn Stuka in effigy... he himself is far too soggy to light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Since Rose got her new taser at Tasers-R-Us, I'm constantly running, dodging and diving. And sometimes, if I'm a bit slow off the mark, writhing and screaming.Is this another of those curious pre-coital games you two play, or one of the much more understandable post-coital ones? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: I am no longer dizzy, shivering, bent over, and wracked with pain. All that's left is a general sinusy headache and neck muscles that feel like stale taffy. In other words, just another typical Sunday morning for you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bodkin: If I can be allowed to address the board You're not....piss orf! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: They'd have to burn Stuka in effigy... he himself is far too soggy to light. Plus, he'd smell even worse than usual. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 You going for a new Gaylord type posting record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool breeze Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Nidan1, I want to blow you up and shoot. Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by cool breeze: Nidan1, I want to blow you up and shoot. Sam Have you invented some sort of new death ray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Careful Nidan, that might be a sexual overture. If I were you (and thank god I'm not), I wouldn't go in any dimly lighted rooms with him. On the other hand, maybe he only wants to harvest your kidneys, which would be cool. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Originally posted by cool breeze: Nidan1, I want to blow you up and shoot. Sam Dumb screenname. I mean, seriously dumb. Tedious, even. But everything else is there. His/Her/It's profile is the sort of thing to make Joe wring his hands in joy, while singing, shuffling and picking watermelon seeds out of his ears. And who could argue with the sentiment? Nidan, as an Olde One half in the bag on a Sunday evening, I command you (man, it makes me titter like a school girl to do that whole 'basso, commando, suffer not my wrath' sort of thing), to give this creature a game. Or let it blow you up and shoot you. It's all one to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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