Michael Emrys Posted May 31, 2008 Author Share Posted May 31, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: This poor bugger doesn't know the first goddamn thing about being gay. Is there some organization we can send him to for instruction?San Francisco. It's like a Boy Scouts' Jamboree, the Queer Hall of Fame, and an ongoing Roman orgy all wrapped into one. It'll freak him out at first, but after the initial shock wears off, you won't be able to recognize him. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Gay sex is easy, Seanachai. 1) Take foreign object. 2) Insert in anus (yours or someone else's). 3) Check into emergency room. 4) Get X-rayed. 5) Wait 24 hours, Google search your X-ray. 6) Go antiquing. Lather, rinse, repeat. You know,to me, you are a foreign object... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Gay sex is easy, Seanachai. 1) Take foreign object. 2) Insert in anus (yours or someone else's). 3) Check into emergency room. 4) Get X-rayed. 5) Wait 24 hours, Google search your X-ray. 6) Go antiquing. Lather, rinse, repeat. You know,to me, you are a foreign object... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Gay sex is easy, Seanachai. 1) Take foreign object. 2) Insert in anus (yours or someone else's). 3) Check into emergency room. 4) Get X-rayed. 5) Wait 24 hours, Google search your X-ray. 6) Go antiquing. Lather, rinse, repeat. You know,to me, you are a foreign object... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 I think Dalem will be permanently scarred....and perhaps a little curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Gay sex is easy, Seanachai. 1) Take foreign object. 2) Insert in anus (yours or someone else's). 3) Check into emergency room. 4) Get X-rayed. 5) Wait 24 hours, Google search your X-ray. 6) Go antiquing. Lather, rinse, repeat. You know,to me, you are a foreign object... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Is there some organization we can send him to for instruction? Like the Marines, but without so much combat instruction and killing, and yet with all the same intensive interaction and fierce personal involvement? Oh, and it would be great if he could learn more about gay sex than what the Marines know. Well, not that much more. He's only 21, after all. http://www.rnc.org/ </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: SturmSebber is a full Knight of the CessPool Ahaaa! Recognition! if we don't nip this in the bud MORE Belgians could show up. Joe I'm the only Belgian in this village Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Gay sex is easy, Seanachai. 1) Take foreign object. 2) Insert in anus (yours or someone else's). 3) Check into emergency room. 4) Get X-rayed. 5) Wait 24 hours, Google search your X-ray. 6) Go antiquing. Lather, rinse, repeat. You know,to me, you are a foreign object... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 And high holy HELL I just had my first encounter with those fabled Minnesota black flies as I was taking down a tree in my front yard. I look like I tried to blindly pull a cat out of a bale of hay. Why did I move here again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: Why did I move here again? You heard there were Catholic schoolgirls in plaid skirts? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Gee, Sturmy, you've put on a lot of weight since last we saw you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Why did I move here again? You heard there were Catholic schoolgirls in plaid skirts? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 If we are not careful those sick-o Jackasses will have us overrun with pansies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Gay sex is easy, Seanachai. 1) Take foreign object. 2) Insert in anus (yours or someone else's). 3) Check into emergency room. 4) Get X-rayed. 5) Wait 24 hours, Google search your X-ray. 6) Go antiquing. Lather, rinse, repeat. You know,to me, you are a foreign object... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Gay sex is easy, Seanachai. 1) Take foreign object. 2) Insert in anus (yours or someone else's). 3) Check into emergency room. 4) Get X-rayed. 5) Wait 24 hours, Google search your X-ray. 6) Go antiquing. Lather, rinse, repeat. You know,to me, you are a foreign object... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Seanachai - who are you kidding. Get over here. I have cigars to smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: But it's nice to know that Sturmy considers me a fop. Fixed that for ya. I was thinking of calling Seanachai this evening. It's been a long time since I berated him over the phone. And in other news, Noba has hacked CMAK apparently! Not only did I own all the flags except for one contested one in the middle of the map, but the final score was something like 69 to 31, BETTER THAN DOUBLE HIS SCORE, and all I get is a lousy tactical victory! GAMEY CMAK HACKER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: But it's nice to know that Sturmy considers me a top. I think you mean "wants you on top" the sick feck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Gay sex is easy, Seanachai. 1) Take foreign object. 2) Insert in anus (yours or someone else's). 3) Check into emergency room. 4) Get X-rayed. 5) Wait 24 hours, Google search your X-ray. 6) Go antiquing. Lather, rinse, repeat. You know,to me, you are a foreign object... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: So, when we get together for Sunday brunch on Easter Sunday, I'd like to point out to him that he shouldn't even be there, because God has consigned homosexuals to Hell. I always figured Hell was going to be an ABBA musical. Er, does Berli dance? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 And in even other news, Peng has a magical AT gun that shoots through smoke and hills to get one shot kills on my Shermans. Hey, Peng? My hatred for you is in full blossom right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: But it's nice to know that Sturmy considers me a top. I think you mean "wants you on top" the sick feck. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Beer from drunk neighbor guy as I return from walking the dog around the block: Free. Praise from him for not bugging him about loud parties and several references to my own loud parties, i.e. flaming gaming geekery: Free. The effusive thanks after I freely hand over my pretty much stub-smoked cheap cigar for him to finish: Free. Having a really really really good neighbor, even if his beautiful yard makes mine look like Mordor after an all night Orc Burrito Jam: Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: Hey, I'm hot. I can accept that. Mid-life crisis in full swing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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