Nidan1 Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: Bugger the sheep, which I do all year long, not just during the holidays ..... nothing says 2003 will be a great year more than a lovely 30 yo ewe undoing your shirt buttons and rubbing your chest. So excuse me while I pass out! *urk* btw, my inebriation rating is about 9/10 MaceDid you wake up with a wooly taste in your mouth? [ December 20, 2002, 08:01 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: Bugger the sheep, the Christmas party I have just returned from was excellent, nothing says 2003 will be a great year than a lovely 30 yo female undoing your shirt buttons and rubbing your chest. So excuse me while I pass out! *urk* btw, my inebriation rating is about 9/10 MaceMace, isn't 30 kind of old in "sheep years"? How did the sheep undoe your shirt buttons with her hooves? I guess she probably just ate the buttons. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: Bugger the sheep...We know, we know. To each his own. And 30 is really old for a sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: Mrspnkr: That "Nidiot" should be bolded, you ambulance chasing flatulence container. I am a Squire now, you missed the great opportunity to be my mentor, but I am entitled to the honorific, and you should at least give me the courtesy...oh I forgot, barristers only deal in the law.Bolding squires' names is a foible of Joe Shaw's, and as such, should be avoided by anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Snarker: How about prunes stuffed with chutney, then wrapped in bacon and baked, served on toast? Sounds yummy eh, wot? "Angels on Horsback" is a further abomination somehow involving oysters in the above mess. I just closed the search engine at that lovely nugget.Hmmm... either sounds like it might just be tasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey! MrPeng, my old friend, make a taunt for me, I'm not sleepy and there's just one thread I'm going to. Hey! MrPeng, you bastard, make a taunt for me, Through the HE and the MGs I'll come followin' you...Very nicely done, Seanachai. Now, please kill yourself for this afront to the Sacred Dylan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Leeo, Best of luck to your Mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey! MrPeng, my old friend, make a taunt for me, I'm not sleepy and there's just one thread I'm going to. Hey! MrPeng, you bastard, make a taunt for me, Through the HE and the MGs I'll come followin' you...Very nicely done, Seanachai. Now, please kill yourself for this afront to the Sacred Dylan</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: How about prunes stuffed with chutney, then wrapped in bacon and baked, served on toast? Sounds yummy eh, wot? "Angels on Horsback" is a further abomination somehow involving oysters in the above mess. I just closed the search engine at that lovely nugget.Hmmm... either sounds like it might just be tasty</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Berli damn you sir, I have never, NEVER I say, had a foible ... oh sure there was the odd quirk but never a foible. I demand a retraction!I didn't intend to imply you had A foible. That would do disservice to one you has MANY foibles. You are, in fact, a Foible God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Snarker: Berli, my Christmas good deed for you: Devils on Horseback Angels on Horseback Enjoy.Must admit that the Angels look like they would be better tasting than the Devils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by OGSF: 100 tae zero, nil, nadder, zip....bugger all.100 to 0, my Liege? I feel like Sylvester Jr. Where ever I go, people will point at me and say "There goes the Knight who's Liege was thrown about by a Scot!" 100 to 0? Oh, the humiliation... Best wishes to your Mum, Leo. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t refill the ice cube tray. That's All Folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: 100 tae zero, nil, nadder, zip....bugger all.100 to 0, my Liege? I feel like Sylvester Jr. Where ever I go, people will point at me and say "There goes the Knight who's Liege was thrown about by a Scot!" 100 to 0? Oh, the humiliation... Best wishes to your Mum, Leo. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t refill the ice cube tray. That's All Folks!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey! MrPeng, my old friend, make a taunt for me, I'm not sleepy and there's just one thread I'm going to.And it's no surprise to anyone that Seanachai's rendition runs longer than the original. Sweet, fancy Moses, that man do so like to go on. I'm off to do a bit of Christmas shopping. Hold down the fort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I gave him the win so we could move on to something reasonable ... you ... you believe me don't you Lars?"C'mon Shaw, go get the Scot like you said you could, unless you want to destroy a Knigget's faith in his Leige!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Thanks to all of you who were able to put the drink down long enough to randomly bang out your best wishes to my mom. I should state that the rebuild will take place sometime in the next couple of weeks. I suspect she'll be better, stronger, faster... Dang, I just may go in for an elective supercharging of my own! Think of it; No more "lub-dub, lub-dub." More like "ratta tatta ratta tatta..." Perhaps I can have them install a nitrous boost while they're at it? After that, a quick visit to the proctologist about installing a Posi-Trac rear-end, and I'll be winning pink slips in the street races! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Will you people (HAH!) stop typing so loudly...I have a hangover. Oh and many happy (belated) returns Delaney, my apologies for leaving you off the list of charmers. btw it's now 3.30am and the room's still spinning. WheeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee, what fun! *gack* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: After that, a quick visit to the proctologist about installing a Posi-Trac rear-endGoing to work on those skid marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey! MrPeng, my old friend, make a taunt for me, I'm not sleepy and there's just one thread I'm going to.And it's no surprise to anyone that Seanachai's rendition runs longer than the original. Sweet, fancy Moses, that man do so like to go on. I'm off to do a bit of Christmas shopping. Hold down the fort.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: I feel another Dylan song treatment coming on...I feel another 7 hour drive to commit justifiable murder coming on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: I feel another 7 hour drive to commit justifiable murder coming on...Why drive? I hear you can pick up a Scud missile from North Korea dirt cheap (and they deliver as well). Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Seanachai's in the outerboards mixing up the newbies I'm on the MBT thinking 'bout the Olde Ones Gaylord in a trench coat,hands out, says he's got two movie tickets Wants to go with a REAL Knight Look out Gnome, it's something you did Fred knows when but yer doing it again You better duck back in the cess pool Round up some new SSNs 'Cause Berli's in a coon-skin He wants 11 new squires But you only got 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Panzer Leader... I WILL kill you for that. Not only did you deface Sacred Dylan, but you did it poorly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I feel another Dylan song treatment coming on...I feel another 7 hour drive to commit justifiable murder coming on...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Panzer Leader... I WILL kill you for that. Not only did you deface Sacred Dylan, but you did it poorlySee above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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