MrSpkr Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Okay, here is try number TWO! Challenge the FIRST: Sound off like you got a pair, but don't sound off ABOUT your pair. Avoid any comments about ethnicity, religious views, nationality, gender, or sexual preference. We don't tolerate that sort of banality in here -- only good old fashioned PERSONAL attacks are acceptable. Try to use some style, some panache, and at least four of your five brain cells in your posts. Or you could just SOD OFF! Challenge the 4 5/8ths: Don't insult, annoy, talk to or otherwise hang around the Ladies of the Pool. You are beneath their notice. SOD OFF! while you have the chance. Challenge E=M(C*C): This is a CHALLENGE thread. Challenge someone to a game of CMBB -- and don't challenge a knight, Olde One or squire. Challenge another scum sucking newbie, use every gamey, nasty, dirty trick you can think of to win, and tell us about it. And please, feel free to SOD OFF! Challenge A is for Apple: Be sure to have your general location and email address in your profile if you want to hear from us. On second thought, DON'T put it in there -- it gives us another good reason to ignore you. Oh yes -- don't forget to SOD OFF! Everyone owes me turns -- but especially Iskander and Sneezy. Once again, please SOD OFF! Steve [ December 13, 2002, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Well, it wasn't premature, but it was definitely a little...quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auggy Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 I guess I'm just one of those SSN's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Sir Augustus: I guess I'm just one of those SSN's...So therefore, you should be sodding off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir Augustus: I guess I'm just one of those SSN's...So therefore, you should be sodding off.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 ...unlike me, I never get the hint to sod off! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 oy! ah the hell with it... people owe me files... you know who you are. dammit Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 It has been, I think, far, far too long since I have graced the pages of this, The One The True CessPool with that which helped to make it famous. I have been, I freely admit, neglectful of this part of the tradition of the MBT and would beg the forgiveness of the denizens here but for the fact that their long term memories barely suffice to recall the route to and from the bathroom. I grow morose in the recollection that I have not yet played all members of this, The Peng Challenge Thread ... so many fools, so little time, say I. And yet I also yearn for repeat games with some ... who can deny the desire to humilate Seanachai yet again? But I digress ... here, for your viewing pleasure, is yet another installment in one of the great traditions of the MBT ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . {sniff} ... hard to hold back the tears lads ... it's been too long. Joe [ December 13, 2002, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 damn you. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Mormon wives Alright, alright, alright I do believe in hell, Joe. Please. Just stop. Please. Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by MrPeng: Mormon wives Alright, alright, alright I do believe in hell, Joe. Please. Just stop. Please. PengSorry Peng couldn't quite hear you ... something about Mormon Wives? Always glad to oblige ... Plenty more where that came from, always happy to take requests. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Och feck!! DRINK!!! At's a moustached myopic parrot!! Yoo bastarrrd! Saind mae a turrn sae Ah can kill sumthin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Heyyyy... That last one is a BABE!!! So, did I mention we had our office Christmas party tonight? Hic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 14, 2002 Author Share Posted December 14, 2002 Ugh. XP crapped out tonight. Thank goodness I have the handy-dandy office laptop available. DAMN YOU BILL GATES! DAMN YOU TO HELL! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by OGSF: Och feck!! DRINK!!! At's a moustached myopic parrot!! Yoo bastarrrd! Saind mae a turrn sae Ah can kill sumthin!It was the least I could do to repay you for the lovely Scotch. It occurs to me that I've yet to provide an AAR for our evening in Boulder and at Schloss OGSF! It was cold in Boulder that night, cold enough to freeze the flame I still carried for Mary Jean Blokski, but that's another story for another time. This time it was ALL about time ... 4:30 PM to be exact. That's when I saw him and his white vehicle pull up to the hotel. The doorman could tell, I could see the sneer crawl up his face like a mange riddled squirrel climbing a tree, but it was too late to think about hunting ... I got in the car. "So," he greeted me with an accent straight out of Crocodile Dundee, "The Justicar." I thought fast, it wouldn't do, no it wouldn't do at all to let him think he was getting the best of me. "So," I answered, "OGSF." Disgruntled at my clever word play, he put the truck in gear and lurched away from the hotel. I made a mental note to pick up the gruntle he'd left in his wake. We talked for a bit, mostly about the lads and lasses on the MBT of course ... disparagingly of course. He finally had the grace to look sheepish, or maybe it was just the sheepskin seat covers, and blurted out ... "Our game, it's not fair you know, to you I mean." I smiled the smile of a man who can afford to smile ... I'd bought a few dozen when they were cheap. "Oh ... I know. I could see it right off. But I figured ... I don't know ... maybe you NEEDED to win one." We drove on for a bit, his sniffles sounded like a mortar firing a long way off, the tears on his face reminded me of the tracks of a Panther through a snowy field and the anguish on his face was as plain as a HMG crew caught in the open. He turned a corner and there we were ... Schloss OGSF ... I gathered up my courage, some had spilled during the drive I guess, I made a mental note to get my pocket repaired. To be continued ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auggy Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Sir Augustus: I guess I'm just one of those SSN's... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So therefore, you should be sodding off. Bah Humbug (festive sod off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 I think I'll see if I can go for an entire MBT without posting anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by MrPeng: oy! We gonna rock down to electric avenue....and then we send a turn out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: I think I'll see if I can go for an entire MBT without posting anything.Yah, as if you contribute anything meaningful anyway. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: always happy to take requests.ping) Step off a moving train; w00t) Confuse Cyanide for Viagra; snog) Question a hell angel's sexuality to his face ......... Please feel free to add your requests. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: always happy to take requests.ping) Step off a moving train; w00t) Confuse Cyanide for Viagra; snog) Question a hell angel's sexuality to his face ......... Please feel free to add your requests. Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 glerf) Go to Spanish Harlem and ask some guy named Jesus if he will be your personal saviour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 I just finished watching "Charge of the Light Brigade", a fine film of 1968 or so. It depicted, of course, the stupid, bloody minded egotistical and generally incompetent leadership of the period leading their troops to utter doom and despair whilst more concerned with their own appearances than with the welfare of their command. Bloody and complete defeat (at least in that engagement) was the obvious and unalterable conclusion ... Reminded me of you lot right off it did. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 14, 2002 Author Share Posted December 14, 2002 Okay, WindowsXP has burped at home, so no turns out until the Maalox takes effect -- around Monday or Tuesday. Joe, I saw the Lord of the Rings last night -- watched all those goblins charge into the room, outnumbering our fair heroes 40-1, and yet getting slaughtered through poor command, stupid tactics, and, let's face it, poor personal hygeine. Reminded me of you, it did. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: (snog) Question a hell angel's sexuality to his face ......... Please feel free to add your requests. MaceOr;(blurp) Ask a Hell's Angel why bikers wear leather and when he shrugs, tell him it's because taffeta wrinkles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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