Berlichtingen Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: I like mean Hiram better than I do nice Hiram. Makes me miss Meeks less.I couldn't agree more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 The happy Justicar travels on his new job with his favorite Stenographer. I bet you guys are all jealous. Persephone [ March 06, 2002, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 One day little Hiram grabbed his baseball bat and went over to Croda's house. He asked Croda to go play at the park. Croda, who didn't have any friends was so excited that someone actually wanted to play with him. When they got to the park, Hiram suggested that Croda get a drink from the drinking fountain. Little did he know that Hiram who harbored a deep hatred for him had an ulterior motive... To be continued... Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Croda, who was recovering from severe head injuries (as a result of several blows to the head from a baseball bat), is visited by his new friend Hiram... Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: The happy Justicar travels on his new job with his favorite Stenographer. I bet you guys are all jealous.At least this time the vomit didn't pass through my nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Holy crap on a stick!! That was funny!! Kudos to you Persephone!! You could create an online comic book with our unseemly visages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Oww! Stop that Persephone, I'm sick with a bad cold and really don't have the strength to pick myself of the floor after laughing hysterically!!!!! btw, Is it me or has someone used this thread title before? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Holy crap on a stick!! That was funny!! Kudos to you Persephone!! You could create an online comic book with our unseemly visages.And how. I nearly crapped on a stick and sold it to some blind guy telling him it was a corn dog (well it was, kind of...). And who you calling unseemly, elephant boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Croda: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Holy crap on a stick!! That was funny!! Kudos to you Persephone!! You could create an online comic book with our unseemly visages.And how. I nearly crapped on a stick and sold it to some blind guy telling him it was a corn dog (well it was, kind of...). And who you calling unseemly, elephant boy?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Shouldn't the title maybe be: "I have come not to Challenge Peng, but to bury him"? I don't know, I don't read any more, just look at the funny pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: I was talking about you, Ratface. Your repugnant puss. Your dog ugly face. There is a reason why you cry every time you have to shave. It's because of that face that stares back at you.Croda,I wouldn't take that if I were you. (Where's Uncle Stukey when you need him to stir things up?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Yeah, I was talking about you, Ratface. Your repugnant puss. Your dog ugly face. There is a reason why you cry every time you have to shave. It's because of that face that stares back at you.It's about time you were taught a lesson. Unfortunately, if you haven't learned it from the previous eleventeen bludgeonings I've given you, chances are that you won't learn it this time either. So instead, a story: Once upon a time in a land called New Jersey lived a boy named Hiram who was badly disfigured. Some of the disfigurement was due to firece genetic mutation, part was due to inceset, and the rest attrributable to the toxic slime heap in his backyard. One day Hiram was bouncing a little ball in his driveway when it got away from him and rolled into the street. Little Hiram, dumber than a box of Wheaties, chased the ball into the street. He was promptly smushed by a fleet of steamrollers. All 48 steamrollers smushed him deeper and deeper into the pavement until he was merely Hiram-looking condensation on the pavement. Then a dog came by and crapped on the wet area that used to be his malformed head. Unable to get the god-awful stain out of the road, the county opted to just pave over him. Then his family moved to a part of the country that didn't suck. Then the dog came by and crapped again. The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Shouldn't the title maybe be: "I have come not to Challenge Peng, but to bury him"? I don't know, I don't read any more, just look at the funny pictures.What a maroon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Croda: Evil men with evil schemes They can't destroy all our dreamsTell us of your dreams</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: I don't know, I don't read any more, just look at the funny pictures.Your self potrait must have given you weeks and weeks of entertainment then. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Sledge59: And Marlow isn't touchy............. nor FEELY to boot! AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Hey, SEANACHAI......... where's me feckin' turn! <tap, tap.......> Let's get this Greenie Munching Gack over and done with (so's we can move on to bigger and better thingies). Indeed, are you well?? Are you MIA again????? Curious. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Thank God! (take that Berli) That we have Persephone to make the dull and trying times at work seems a little lighter. As bad as things are today, those pictures really gave me a good laugh. Almost as good a laugh as others get when they see my paycheck.....sigh... Lorak the loathed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Thank God! (take that Berli) That we have Persephone to make the dull and trying times at work seems a little lighter. As bad as things are today, those pictures really gave me a good laugh. Almost as good a laugh as others get when they see my paycheck.....sigh... Lorak the loathed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Lorak: Almost as good a laugh as others get when they see my paycheck.....sigh... Lorak the loathedOr when they see you double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 I want some TCPIP action. Someone answer in the next 12 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Croda... Are you just upset that your not man enough to post twice? Maybe this will help... Lorak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: The happy Justicar travels on his new job with his favorite Stenographer. I bet you guys are all jealous. PersephoneMmmm, nice legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Lorak: Croda... Are you just upset that your not man enough to post twice? Maybe this will help... LorakMake sure Yeknod doesn't get hold of that stuff. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 umm... I was wondering about Joe's business trip. I wonder which airline a company in Salt lake city would make thier employees fly on.... Lorak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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