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[/steps in\] Not wanting to linger around here any long than I have to. It's just that a play that my class went to go see "Charles Dickens- A Christmas Carol" mentions the word "CESSPOOL". I shuddered at the word. Just some FYI. [/steps out\]

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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Two fer one.

Did someone mention the Cricket again. YES, we retained the ashes. Thankyou.</font>
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Originally posted by Mike:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Two fer one.

Did someone mention the Cricket again. YES, we retained the ashes. Thankyou.</font>
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Originally posted by Noba:

<font size=-1>Does the phrase..."Kick 'em while they're down" seem apt ?</font>

Indeed. Talking of which *kick*, do you have any more KV-1s *kick* for me to kill *kick*? Those first four *kick* only entertained my men for about 90 seconds *grind underfoot in stilett...*wait, wrong fantasy.

[ December 03, 2002, 11:33 PM: Message edited by: PondScum ]

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Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

HEY! Do you guys see that? If so, it means I figgered out how to use that Pengish Gi-go affect FTP ****e.

Take your medication and lie down, you halfwit. In the morning it will all be gone.

I like your wife, by the way. Does she plan to remarry if you meet an untimely end?

I have some younger, more intelligent than you friends. Perhaps her life needn't be a complete waste...

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Originally posted by Noba:

Send me a setup, you bloated bauble brained pillock.

QB. No snow.

Noba.

Kiss mah spotty arrrse, ye snivellin' pillow biter (noo tha' there's anythun wrong wi' tha'). Call tha' a taunt di' ye? Mah wee span'l's braith as more terrible than tha'... ye're a podgy pink fistful o' teddy bear stuffin' aren't ye?

Af'n yoo wantae gi' yer shtyupid sailf fish slapped bah mae, ye kin firrrst step oop wi' sum vim an' vigour laddie. Soond off as af'n ye had a pair - ainstead o' a couple o' tea bags dipped ain honey an' rolled ain shraidded coconut stapled tae ye mouldy fungal ainfection.

Who's ye festerin' git o' a kanniget? Di' ye have wun? Cos af'n ye di', tha porridge faced scratch 'n sniffer needs a thrashin' fer lettin' ye oot alone.

Noo, wipe awah tha tears, tak a deep braith, an' show yesailf worthy o' tha attenshun o' a Knight Commander. An' didnae bae burstin' aintae girly tears half way through.

Gerbil. (Kin Ah call ye "Stinky"?)

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Since Peng loves to eat things that wiggle and crawl, I'd suggest he tries our very own Whitchetty grub:

Xyleut23.jpg

The Grubs (up to 15cm long) are eaten raw or cooked tasting like scrambled eggs and peanut butter with a crispy chicken skin coating

Hmmmm hmm hmmmm hmm hmmmmm….doesn’t it make your mouth water?!

Mace

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Originally posted by OGSF:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Send me a setup, you bloated bauble brained pillock.

QB. No snow.

Noba.

Kiss mah spotty arrrse, ye snivellin' pillow biter (noo tha' there's anythun wrong wi' tha'). Call tha' a taunt di' ye? Mah wee span'l's braith as more terrible than tha'... ye're a podgy pink fistful o' teddy bear stuffin' aren't ye?

Af'n yoo wantae gi' yer shtyupid sailf fish slapped bah mae, ye kin firrrst step oop wi' sum vim an' vigour laddie. Soond off as af'n ye had a pair - ainstead o' a couple o' tea bags dipped ain honey an' rolled ain shraidded coconut stapled tae ye mouldy fungal ainfection.

Who's ye festerin' git o' a kanniget? Di' ye have wun? Cos af'n ye di', tha porridge faced scratch 'n sniffer needs a thrashin' fer lettin' ye oot alone.

Noo, wipe awah tha tears, tak a deep braith, an' show yesailf worthy o' tha attenshun o' a Knight Commander. An' didnae bae burstin' aintae girly tears half way through.

Gerbil. (Kin Ah call ye "Stinky"?)</font>

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Originally posted by Mace:

Since Peng loves to eat things that wiggle and crawl, I'd suggest he tries our very own Whitchetty grub:

Xyleut23.jpg

The Grubs (up to 15cm long) are eaten raw or cooked tasting like scrambled eggs and peanut butter with a crispy chicken skin coating

Hmmmm hmm hmmmm hmm hmmmmm….doesn’t it make your mouth water?!

Mace

Had a few of those in the Phillippines,dont know if they are same as yours, very good wrapped in a banana leaf and charcoal toasted.
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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Had a few of those in the Phillippines,dont know if they are same as yours, very good wrapped in a banana leaf and charcoal toasted.

Mojo will do that to a person... or did you forget to wipe the mouth of your San Miguel bottle off?</font>
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