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The Cheery Waffle Thread and Other Natural Disasters: Film at Eleven


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The Red Sox are going two consecutive days without losing to the Yankees? Is that a record in ALCS history? :D:D

Watson & Crick had me hanging on by my fingernails at the end. I had sped across the map to occupy the church which was the site of the large VL. Next thing I know, here comes a Tiger lumbering up the road. My Wolverines were carefully positioned to present only a hull-down aspect to the Tiger as we waited in ambush for it to get close.

All of a sudden my Wolverines started brewing up! He had a Panther all the way across the map just picking them off one after another! GRARGRRARRG!!! :mad: :mad:

After that it was a matter of my infantry staying alive under a torrent of artillery fire, some his and some mine. Fortunately he killed one of my FOs very early, which probably saved my men from a barrage of 5.5" TNT. My other FO took turns shelling the Germans and my troops.

A tough battle against a relentless opponent. Any time you're ready for the rematch, let me know. :D

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Originally posted by Dave H:

Any time you're ready for the rematch, let me know. :D

I'll try looking today or tomorrow for a good scenario. If any of ye blustery-ball-less bagpipers have a suitable scenario, send it my way or the aitches' way. :mad:

<a href="http://216.69.32.102/BAB/midi/elalamein.mid" target="_blank">

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Here's some el Alamein</a> to blow on in the meanwhile.

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

GARGARGARAG :mad: Hey, Axe, before opening my file, PLEASE read the email. I think this is screwed up too. I don't know if this can be fixed.

I hope you can be fixed before you spring some progeny on an unsuspecting and thoroughly undeserving world. :mad: :mad:
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Originally posted by Dave H:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:

Axe? Axe?? <font size=5>AXE??!!</font>

What? What?? <font size=5>WHAT??!!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

GARGARGARAG :mad: Hey, Axe, before opening my file, PLEASE read the email. I think this is screwed up too. I don't know if this can be fixed.

I hope you can be fixed before you spring some progeny on an unsuspecting and thoroughly undeserving world. :mad: :mad: </font>
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

P.S. Where's my turn you Aussie slacker?!? :mad: :mad:

All good things come for he who waits.

You, however, will have to SUFFER because I'm thinking about bed!

errr...... Will you read me a bedtime story, Mr Axe2121?

Mace

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Once upon a time there was a bad man named Mace. He was lazy and didn't send out his PBEM turns on time. No one liked him after that.

The End

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Ah, that brings tears to my eyes. You really would make a wonderful daddy. As a matter of fact, I think you should adopt Mace. Think aboot it. He wears nappies and if you take a beer away from him, he will cry just like baby. You could teach him the Canucki vernacular (eh, zed, aboot, Labatts, hockey -well not this year). Maybe you could even get him to walk instead of crawl after drinking. Lord knows he could use some guidance. I'll even donate a dollar to his education fund.
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*peeks into thread cautiously and stares in shock*

Oh my GAWD! What have you boys been doing in here? LOOK at this mess! It's disgusting!

Empty beer bottles everywhere...half eaten pizza still in their boxes laying in the floor...

*faugh!*

This is just gross! No wonder none of the Ladies come in here much.

*holds nose as she daintily picks up her cell phone and dials an emergency clean-up crew*

I'll be back once this MESS is cleared up.

*shudders*

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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

Just wait until the Red Sox lose again. Axe will starting burning the furniture and... wait, did you say there's still some pizza left?

*munch, munch, munch*

I think that was the possum that Wino splatted last month in his urban assault vehicle. I'm surprised that nobody ate it earlier.
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Mmmmm. Con jarabe de albaricoque, por favor. BECAUSE IF I SAY "WITH APRICOT SYRUP, PLEASE" THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT MAGGOT NO COMPRENDEME !!!!! :mad: :mad:

GRGRGAAAARGH!!!!!

Don't ask.

[ October 18, 2004, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Huh. I edited that last post before I wrote it.

I have the grave misfortune of having to read your posts after you write and edit them. :mad: :mad:

[ October 19, 2004, 04:27 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ]

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