MrSpkr Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: The brisket is in the smoker. I say again: The brisket is in the smoker. John has a long mustache. I say again, John has a long mustache. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Let us review the sequence of events: 1) Radley, who has never beaten me, challenges me to a Blood Hamster Sig Line Match. See? You got it wrong from the get-go. You came blasting into the <small>goddam</small> thread, tearing your hair and gnashing your teeth because I had soundly beaten three of its inhabitants. Then YOU challenged me. Which means only one thing. You are in on the conspiracy yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Let us review the sequence of events: 1) Radley, who has never beaten me, challenges me to a Blood Hamster Sig Line Match. See? You got it wrong from the get-go. You came blasting into the <small>goddam</small> thread, tearing your hair and gnashing your teeth because I had soundly beaten three of its inhabitants. Then YOU challenged me. Which means only one thing. You are in on the conspiracy yourself. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: I challenged you to a match. Well, good. I'm glad to see that you agree with me. I knew you'd eventually see the error of your ways. No harm done, my young fellow me lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: The brisket is in the smoker. I say again: The brisket is in the smoker. Did you get buns and barbecue sauce? Nothing like a good brisket sandwich. Oh, and a little horsey sauce is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by R Leete: Wit? Wisdom? Youth? Just throwing out a couple of choices, there are so many things you are missing. R Leete ... that's a pretty stupid name ... fits. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: The brisket is in the smoker. I say again: The brisket is in the smoker. Did you get buns and barbecue sauce? Nothing like a good brisket sandwich. Oh, and a little horsey sauce is good too. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 AAAAAaaaaagh!!!! If you idjits put 7-Up in my Cote du Rhone I'm leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Just for Lars , make it 50/50. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 The time has come to expose the co-conspirators of this network of lies, deceit, and skullduggery. As one of our truly great President's (righty) once proposed, I shall emulate his greatness and reveal my: ENEMIES LIST 1) Seanachai The leader of this band of ne'r-do-wells. He pictures me dangling on a hook like bait, while screaming master to his childlike delight. 2) Berlichtingen Rising from the dead (his natural state), to deliver the coup de grace 3) Boo Radley The instigator and ignorant one, who seems to forget that his sig line will be embellished as well. Shoulda let well enough alone there Boo 4) The Abomination rune Despite an incredibly brilliant performance by myself in my match with Radley, the scoring matrix of this...scenario was so heavily tilted that my ability to secure a draw almost defeated the whole plan 5) Joe Shaw The keeper of the rules, who at one time enforced them to the letter. He has now fallen under the influence of The Church of Seanachai and has been babbling like a teenager ever since. 6) dalem The proprietor of The House of Food and Beer, in which conspiratorial meetings were held to forge their evil designs. 7) Lars Because, he's Lars, and he's always involved in designs such as these. What has he done with the time he used to invest in the SSN Tip of the Day? 8) Lady Persephone This is the most tragic and hurtful of all. The one who assured me that Berli would never respond to this... In addition Michael Emrys is working himself into a spot on the list, as his disappearance is now being reviewed as a possible link to this travesty. In all fairness, I should list those valiant ones among you who have stood beside me and have offered rousing encouragement: Friends List 1) Pending 2) Pending 3) Pending 4) Pending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Because, he's Lars, and he's always involved in designs such as these. What has he done with the time he used to invest in the SSN Tip of the Day?I'm trying to re-invest it in a time-share in Ile de Saintes. [ April 16, 2004, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Jim Boggs has stated, in part: 4) The Abomination rune Despite an incredibly brilliant performance by myself in my match with Radley, the scoring matrix of this...scenario was so heavily tilted that my ability to secure a draw almost defeated the whole plan 5) Joe Shaw The keeper of the rules, who at one time enforced them to the letter. He has now fallen under the influence of The Church of Seanachai and has been babbling like a teenager ever since. Due to the fact that you have taken up the cause of RIGHT and have begun to refer to The Abomination rune I shall now throw my full support behind YOUR cause and decry the arbitrary and capricious decision of Seanachai to require both parties to bear the shame of an imposed sig line. I now think that only ONE of you, to be determined by lot, should be so stigmatized ... now WHERE did Lot get to, you can't find these biblical characters when you need them. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: 3) Boo Radley The instigator and ignorant one, who seems to forget that his sig line will be embellished as well. Shoulda let well enough alone there Boo Point the second: Misery loves company and if I'm going to crash and burn, I'll take anyone I can find down with me. Point the anything other: See above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: The time has come to expose the co-conspirators of this network of lies, deceit, and skullduggery. Jim Boggs dance Jim Boggs sing Jim Boggs cries like anything Dance, Jim Boggs, dance! -American Folk Tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: now WHERE did Lot get to, you can't find these biblical characters when you need them. Joe Grabbed a chisel and a bowl and mumbled something about running out to get some salt for the brisket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: He started it ...Did not. (poopy head!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Jim Boggs dance Jim Boggs sing Jim Boggs cries like anything Dance, Jim Boggs, dance! -American Folk Tune Well that's not so bad! I'll start using it Monday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: In all fairness, I should list those valiant ones among you who have stood beside me and have offered rousing encouragement:I stand beside you. Mainly because it's easier to slip in the knife without being seen until it's too late. I offer "rousing encouragement" for you to jump, whilst you are standing on the tallest turret of castle Cess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Boggs, I expected that I would at least make the "loyal opposition" list. For that slight I shall send thee a set up of the foulest sort. Make your peace with your God, and prepare to die. In the rain. Sincerely, Lurk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Oh, let's kick the sissy when he's down! If only Emma were here, she would straighten you lot out, but quick! Does she play SC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: now WHERE did Lot get to, you can't find these biblical characters when you need them. Probably up in a cave, drinking wine and doing his daughters again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Oh, let's kick the sissy when he's down!You've been here long enough to know that this is cesspool S.O.P. Joe(poopy head)Shaw probably has it written down somewhere as a "rule". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 The brisket is in the oven. I say again: The brisket is in the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 The Eagle is flying. I say again: The Eagle is flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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