The Cheery Waffle Thread of Molten TNT and Soddball's Ham Salad Recipes

[Dave H]

<font size=6><font color=red>Good</font color> <font color=white>Morning</font color> <font color=blue>Maggots!!!</font color></font size>

Hey, I warned you. Now it's too late.

Soddball, have I mentioned that if I was on fire I would prefer to burn up than have you save me? Besides, with the amount of alcohol in your system, I don't think your urine could put out a match. Just like mike_the_wino, actually.

[Soddball]

Eight minutes warning. Jaysuz.

Dave, you sad little sprocket, I'll have you know that no alcohol has passed my lips for 16 hours.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Soddball:

Eight minutes warning. Jaysuz.

What's that name you're using there? Don't tell me our holy warriors have showed you the error (make that errors) of your ways, you heathen. :eek: :eek:

Dave, you sad little sprocket, I'll have you know that no alcohol has passed my lips for 16 hours.

I'd heard there was a drought in England, but I had no idea it had reached this kind of crisis level. Of course, this is Friday, so I foresee changes coming soon.

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Originally posted by Soddball:

.... I'll have you know that no alcohol has passed my lips for 16 hours.

(points at Soddy).....(snicker)......MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Rookie.

Gamey bits:

Turns have resumed and Wallybob is my new pet pony. I have been riding him up and down the block like the cell block biatch that he is.

Becket sends the occasional turn, KO's some crappy Kraut tanks and then goes on vacation to some unknown place...probably the County lock-up.

On to things Canuckian...Psuedo has yet to show his targe...er, fodde....er, troops, yes troops is what I meant. 50+ painstaking turns left til he loses.

[PseudoSimonds]

<font size=6><font color=red>Happy</font color> <font color=white>Canada</font color> <font color=white>Day</font color> <font color=red>Maggots!!!</font color></font size>

I'm celebrating by sitting in front of a computer trying to code a 1D finite volume simulation of transient enthalpy flow. w00t!!!11!1

[Soddball]

Listen to the cheers from the people who care.

[Jaska.]

AGGGRRRGGGGRRRRGGGGRRRGGGGGRRRR !!!!!!

Molten TNT I can handle, but please, PLEASE save me from the horror that is Sodd-off's English ham salad recipes.

Having once visited that little island I can tell you that whatever you have heard of the English, ahem, cuisine is probably correct. :mad: :mad: :mad:

I had a little sabbatical of this place yesterday and spent the day doing this. It was more fun than hanging around with you maggots. :mad:

Originally posted by mike_the_wino_2:

Yeah, cuz you bailed out and dropped out of sight just as I was kicking danglies through the top of your empty dome.

I did drop. I have no excuse, and the least that I should have done was to have informed my opponents of my doing so. I had a little difficult time back then, and CM didn't seem to interest me any more. It wasn't very sporting of me to disappear without informing anyone, though, and I really can offer no excuses.

I'm sorry to all of my opponents for the inconvenience caused.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2:

I had a little sabbatical of this place yesterday and spent the day doing this. It was more fun than hanging around with you maggots. :mad:

So you were eating somebody's vomit. People in Finland really are tough, and easy to keep entertained. :eek: :eek:

I did drop.

I have no excuse...

I had a little difficult time back then...

It wasn't very sporting of me to disappear...

I really can offer no excuses.

I'm sorry to all of my opponents for the inconvenience caused.

Like we're going to let you off this easy. Not very likely!

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2:

snipped cuz it sounded like a pansy Frenchmen or a brokedown Canuckian, not at all Uber-Finnish.

Eugen, you sackless Swede, you are soft, weak little girl and deserve the horrors that are Soddball scenarios....wanna give one a shot, nancy? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Jaska.]

Originally posted by Dave H:

Yeah, send me a QB setup using Redwolf's CMBB rules. I saw in the CMBB forum that you were interested in trying them out. I'll gladly take the opportunity to rain down molten TNT upon your pathetic troops. I'll take any nationality, day or night, in any weather, so finish your paper route and send it.

A hot setup in cold weather is on its way. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Jaska.]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2:

snipped cuz it sounded like a pansy Frenchmen or a brokedown Canuckian, not at all Uber-Finnish.

Eugen, you sackless Swede, you are soft, weak little girl and deserve the horrors that are Soddball scenarios....wanna give one a shot, nancy? :mad: </font>

[Jaska.]

By the way, do you still do sig-line penalties ? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Wallybob]

What's with the angry Swede?

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2:

By the way, do you still do sig-line penalties ? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Heh. Heh. Heh.

This should be worth seeing.

And my cooking is pukka. This evening I did Tartiflette Alsace - first time from a sparse recipe - and it came out perfect. I rule. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Since when were Swedes world gourmets anyway? I didn't see any Swedish restaurants on that list of the 'top 100 restaurants in the world'.

[Kitty]

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[_Axe_]

Yay! She's back! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Now, back to the Creemore under my new gazeebo.

Perhaps not as fun as trying to code a 1D finite volume simulation of transient enthalpy flow.

[PseudoSimonds]

I think I'll play some U2 to celebrate her return. Any requests, Kitty? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

:mad: :mad: :mad:

On a lighter note, my car was stolen a couple of weeks ago. :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Kitty:

:mad: :mad: :mad:

On a lighter note, my car was stolen a couple of weeks ago. :mad: :mad:

You must not have caught them, because I didn't see any multiple-murder stories come out of California at that time.

[Sergei]

Axe, you moose molester! Do I have to buy a ticket to Adanac and come to personally wrestle my turn out of your furry paws, or are you going to send it voluntarily?

[Stalin's Organ]

Originally posted by Dave H:

So you were eating somebody's vomit.

Never mind pointing out that someone has better taste than you - where's me freakin' settup??!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by _Axe_:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

:mad: :mad: :mad:

On a lighter note, my car was stolen a couple of weeks ago. :mad: :mad:

You must not have caught them, because I didn't see any multiple-murder stories come out of California at that time. </font>

[Mace]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

I think I'll play some *deleted* to celebrate her return. Any requests, Kitty? :mad: :mad: :mad:

It'll have to be the last post, because you're going to need it for mentioning Kitty in the same sentence with THAT band! :mad:

*see, I'm not that foolhardy*

[Mace]

btw Kitty, did you get the stuff I sent a few weeks back?!!!

[ July 01, 2005, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:

Never mind pointing out that someone has better taste than you - where's me freakin' settup??!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

It's in the mail.

Here's a quote from one of my favorite philosophers, just for Kiwi maggots like you: "If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer."

Lewis Black

The truth hurts sometimes.