_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Wallybob: In short, I still haven't found just the right gift for my wife and I am Angry out Loud! What says Christmas like deactivated .50 Brownings? Maybe a German Flak 38. Act fast! (Moon or Kwazy are going to kill me for all these pictures! Lock the thread at 30 posts!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Sorry. Was I using too many syllables? I realize that translating proper English into the grunts and clicks a normal Kiwi would understand might possible tax the foetid pudding that inhabits that cherry tomato that passes for your head. How about this, then? "Me got big bad tank. Kill two Bucket tanks. Only use one boom-boom." Got it? If so, signify by clapping your hands, giving me a big open mouthed grin and drool. (Yeah, I know. That's really not a good sign, but it might make him happy.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Sorry. Was I using too many syllables? I realize that translating proper English into the grunts and clicks a normal Kiwi would understand might possible tax the foetid pudding that inhabits that cherry tomato that passes for your head. How about this, then? "Me got big bad tank. Kill two Bucket tanks. Only use one boom-boom." Got it? If so, signify by clapping your hands, giving me a big open mouthed grin and drool. (Yeah, I know. That's really not a good sign, but it might make him happy.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Some of Snarker's least favorite things... Stuarts :mad: Laugh now, for great gobs of 'splodies and clankey busters are on the way. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Some of Snarker's least favorite things... Stuarts :mad: Laugh now, for great gobs of 'splodies and clankey busters are on the way. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Sorry. Was I using too many syllables? No one is more surprised than me at your ability to consistently thread them together. Kudos to you Boo -- kudos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Sorry. Was I using too many syllables? No one is more surprised than me at your ability to consistently thread them together. Kudos to you Boo -- kudos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Some of Snarker's least favorite things... Stuarts :mad: Laugh now, for great gobs of 'splodies and clankey busters are on the way. :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Some of Snarker's least favorite things... Stuarts :mad: Laugh now, for great gobs of 'splodies and clankey busters are on the way. :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Not only will I laugh at you now, I've laughed at you before and I will continue to laugh at you in the future. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Well in that case you will be pleased to learn Snarker and his wicked German hordes are teetering on the brink! His lily-livered mama's boys are about to succumb to the might of America's finest ... or, more specifically, Sergeant Warner and his clanky old multi-turreted dealer of death and destruction. Although only a Green commander, this feisty fellow has accounted for an ample handful of the latest Kraut machinery, turned the sand crimson with the blood of numerous foolhardy Nazis and sent platoons of the enemy hot-footing it across the desert to the safety of the Fatherland. Mean, moody and magnificent, he will be played by Clint Eastwood in the forthcoming movie - coming soon to a cinema near you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Not only will I laugh at you now, I've laughed at you before and I will continue to laugh at you in the future. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Well in that case you will be pleased to learn Snarker and his wicked German hordes are teetering on the brink! His lily-livered mama's boys are about to succumb to the might of America's finest ... or, more specifically, Sergeant Warner and his clanky old multi-turreted dealer of death and destruction. Although only a Green commander, this feisty fellow has accounted for an ample handful of the latest Kraut machinery, turned the sand crimson with the blood of numerous foolhardy Nazis and sent platoons of the enemy hot-footing it across the desert to the safety of the Fatherland. Mean, moody and magnificent, he will be played by Clint Eastwood in the forthcoming movie - coming soon to a cinema near you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Laugh now, for great gobs of 'splodies and clankey busters are on the way. :mad: :mad: Not only will I laugh at you now, I've laughed at you before and I will continue to laugh at you in the future. Laugh:mad: laugh:mad: laugh:mad: laugh:mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Laugh now, for great gobs of 'splodies and clankey busters are on the way. :mad: :mad: Not only will I laugh at you now, I've laughed at you before and I will continue to laugh at you in the future. Laugh:mad: laugh:mad: laugh:mad: laugh:mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Not only will I laugh at you now, I've laughed at you before and I will continue to laugh at you in the future. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Well in that case you will be pleased to learn Snarker and his wicked German hordes are teetering on the brink! His lily-livered mama's boys are about to succumb to the might of America's finest ... or, more specifically, Sergeant Warner and his clanky old multi-turreted dealer of death and destruction. Although only a Green commander, this feisty fellow has accounted for an ample handful of the latest Kraut machinery, turned the sand crimson with the blood of numerous foolhardy Nazis and sent platoons of the enemy hot-footing it across the desert to the safety of the Fatherland. Mean, moody and magnificent, he will be played by Clint Eastwood in the forthcoming movie - coming soon to a cinema near you... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Not only will I laugh at you now, I've laughed at you before and I will continue to laugh at you in the future. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Well in that case you will be pleased to learn Snarker and his wicked German hordes are teetering on the brink! His lily-livered mama's boys are about to succumb to the might of America's finest ... or, more specifically, Sergeant Warner and his clanky old multi-turreted dealer of death and destruction. Although only a Green commander, this feisty fellow has accounted for an ample handful of the latest Kraut machinery, turned the sand crimson with the blood of numerous foolhardy Nazis and sent platoons of the enemy hot-footing it across the desert to the safety of the Fatherland. Mean, moody and magnificent, he will be played by Clint Eastwood in the forthcoming movie - coming soon to a cinema near you... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Not only will I laugh at you now, I've laughed at you before and I will continue to laugh at you in the future. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Well in that case you will be pleased to learn Snarker and his wicked German hordes are teetering on the brink!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Not only will I laugh at you now, I've laughed at you before and I will continue to laugh at you in the future. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Well in that case you will be pleased to learn Snarker and his wicked German hordes are teetering on the brink!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Sergeant Warner can sod a stoat. :mad: :mad: Sorry fellow maggots, but I don't think I would care to see a movie of Clint Eastwood turning a stoat into a Chia pet. Speaking of sod, that reminds me of the story of the Kentuckian/Ohioan/Pennsylvanian/Kiwi/Finn/Canadian/English/Californian/Floridian laborer who was laying sod in a new yard. A passerby heard him muttering something under his breath, over and over, each time he unrolled the sod. The passerby went up closer to him, and could tell he was repeating the same three syllables, but still couldn't make it out. Finally he asked the guy what he was saying. The worker replied that his boss (probably a Hoosier) made him repeat this phrase whenever he was laying sod "Green side up!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Sergeant Warner can sod a stoat. :mad: :mad: Sorry fellow maggots, but I don't think I would care to see a movie of Clint Eastwood turning a stoat into a Chia pet. Speaking of sod, that reminds me of the story of the Kentuckian/Ohioan/Pennsylvanian/Kiwi/Finn/Canadian/English/Californian/Floridian laborer who was laying sod in a new yard. A passerby heard him muttering something under his breath, over and over, each time he unrolled the sod. The passerby went up closer to him, and could tell he was repeating the same three syllables, but still couldn't make it out. Finally he asked the guy what he was saying. The worker replied that his boss (probably a Hoosier) made him repeat this phrase whenever he was laying sod "Green side up!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Although I've been through Indiana several times, the only time I was in southern Indiana was on a photo shoot at a company that made industrial knives. I forget the name of the town, but as I recall, it's claim to fame was that it was the "Casket Capital of the World". A dubious honor at best, but seeing as it was Southern Indiana, probably quite fitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Although I've been through Indiana several times, the only time I was in southern Indiana was on a photo shoot at a company that made industrial knives. I forget the name of the town, but as I recall, it's claim to fame was that it was the "Casket Capital of the World". A dubious honor at best, but seeing as it was Southern Indiana, probably quite fitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: "Casket Capital of the World".Snarker would be their best customer, thanks to my dash and verve on a battlefield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: "Casket Capital of the World".Snarker would be their best customer, thanks to my dash and verve on a battlefield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Hear ye, Hear ye! Sergei, while not exactly a maggot, is down and out! Casefire after 13 turns of "Clash of Titans" brought a 76-24 victory for yours truly. My men had drunk some molten TNT with their tea, and spat it all over his filthy Italians. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Hear ye, Hear ye! Sergei, while not exactly a maggot, is down and out! Casefire after 13 turns of "Clash of Titans" brought a 76-24 victory for yours truly. My men had drunk some molten TNT with their tea, and spat it all over his filthy Italians. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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