_Axe_ Posted December 20, 2003 Author Share Posted December 20, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: AXE !!!!! Can you hear the screams of your Krispy Krauts as they sear to the inside of your sizzled tanks??? DO YOU MAGGOT??? Grrrrr :mad: :mad: :mad: Bwahaha!!!! For those of you not in the know -- that's all of you I assume -- Snickers and I are duking it out in *censored*. The world hasn't seen this much metal since MasterGoodale had that plate inserted in his cranium. The last two turns were 2 and 2.5 mgs respectively. It's a hoot. And don't listen to my arch-nemesis. His troops are lisping too without their crispy lips. Say that three time fast. :mad: Updates later today for the rest of you hoors. (and hoorettes) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 20, 2003 Author Share Posted December 20, 2003 Actually, the scenario Snarker and I are playing is up there in the top two or three most exciting I've ever played. :mad: :mad: (P.S. Now I hate Stuarts) :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 20, 2003 Author Share Posted December 20, 2003 Actually, the scenario Snarker and I are playing is up there in the top two or three most exciting I've ever played. :mad: :mad: (P.S. Now I hate Stuarts) :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 For you, Snarks, I posted, but dalem really had it all covered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 For you, Snarks, I posted, but dalem really had it all covered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Bisquit! Check the review of "Chance Encounter" at SD... :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Bisquit! Check the review of "Chance Encounter" at SD... :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: Bisquit! Check the review of "Chance Encounter" at SD... :mad: Ah, crap. Guess that means we need to start again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: Bisquit! Check the review of "Chance Encounter" at SD... :mad: Ah, crap. Guess that means we need to start again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Okay Maggots I saw this and thought of you guys. Ten simple questions. I'll give the answers when you give up. 1) What is twice the half of 1 3/7? 2) If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days, how many eggs can one peacock lay in four days? 3) How many cubic feet of earth are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, by 5 feet deep? 4) Do you know how long cows should be milked? 5) Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple. 6) In what month do Americans eat the least? 7) How many marbles can you put into an empty bag? 8) The greengrocer stands 6 feet tall, has a 46-inch chest, and wears size 12 shoes. What do you think he weighs? 9) If a duck came paddling down the Nile, where would it have come from? 10) How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Okay Maggots I saw this and thought of you guys. Ten simple questions. I'll give the answers when you give up. 1) What is twice the half of 1 3/7? 2) If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days, how many eggs can one peacock lay in four days? 3) How many cubic feet of earth are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, by 5 feet deep? 4) Do you know how long cows should be milked? 5) Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple. 6) In what month do Americans eat the least? 7) How many marbles can you put into an empty bag? 8) The greengrocer stands 6 feet tall, has a 46-inch chest, and wears size 12 shoes. What do you think he weighs? 9) If a duck came paddling down the Nile, where would it have come from? 10) How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 It was my understanding there would be no math in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 It was my understanding there would be no math in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Okay Maggots I saw this and thought of you guys. Ten simple questions. I'll give the answers when you give up. 1) What is twice the half of 1 3/7? 2) If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days, how many eggs can one peacock lay in four days? 3) How many cubic feet of earth are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, by 5 feet deep? 4) Do you know how long cows should be milked? 5) Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple. 6) In what month do Americans eat the least? 7) How many marbles can you put into an empty bag? 8) The greengrocer stands 6 feet tall, has a 46-inch chest, and wears size 12 shoes. What do you think he weighs? 9) If a duck came paddling down the Nile, where would it have come from? 10) How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding? Okay Jim, figuring these are smart-alec questions, I'll take a shot: 1. 1 3/7 2. 2 3. None 4. Same as short cows? 5. The side of her head? 6. February? 7. None 8. Produce 9. ? 10. ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Okay Maggots I saw this and thought of you guys. Ten simple questions. I'll give the answers when you give up. 1) What is twice the half of 1 3/7? 2) If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days, how many eggs can one peacock lay in four days? 3) How many cubic feet of earth are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, by 5 feet deep? 4) Do you know how long cows should be milked? 5) Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple. 6) In what month do Americans eat the least? 7) How many marbles can you put into an empty bag? 8) The greengrocer stands 6 feet tall, has a 46-inch chest, and wears size 12 shoes. What do you think he weighs? 9) If a duck came paddling down the Nile, where would it have come from? 10) How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding? Okay Jim, figuring these are smart-alec questions, I'll take a shot: 1. 1 3/7 2. 2 3. None 4. Same as short cows? 5. The side of her head? 6. February? 7. None 8. Produce 9. ? 10. ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 I grow tired of this non-festive thread. Step this way please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 I grow tired of this non-festive thread. Step this way please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: I grow tired of this non-festive thread. Step this way please. No I won't. You suck as bad as a ten dollar ho! :mad: ...and that's a high praise! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: I grow tired of this non-festive thread. Step this way please. No I won't. You suck as bad as a ten dollar ho! :mad: ...and that's a high praise! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: I grow tired of this non-festive thread. Step this way please. No I won't. You suck as bad as a ten dollar ho! :mad: ...and that's a high praise! :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: I grow tired of this non-festive thread. Step this way please. No I won't. You suck as bad as a ten dollar ho! :mad: ...and that's a high praise! :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: I grow tired of this non-festive thread. Step this way please. No I won't. You suck as bad as a ten dollar ho! :mad: ...and that's a high praise! :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: I grow tired of this non-festive thread. Step this way please. No I won't. You suck as bad as a ten dollar ho! :mad: ...and that's a high praise! :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Okay Maggots I saw this and thought of you guys. Ten simple questions. I'll give the answers when you give up. 1) What is twice the half of 1 3/7? 2) If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days, how many eggs can one peacock lay in four days? 3) How many cubic feet of earth are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, by 5 feet deep? 4) Do you know how long cows should be milked? 5) Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple. 6) In what month do Americans eat the least? 7) How many marbles can you put into an empty bag? 8) The greengrocer stands 6 feet tall, has a 46-inch chest, and wears size 12 shoes. What do you think he weighs? 9) If a duck came paddling down the Nile, where would it have come from? 10) How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding? Okay Jim, figuring these are smart-alec questions, I'll take a shot: 1. 1 3/7 2. 2 3. None 4. Same as short cows? 5. The side of her head? 6. February? 7. None 8. Produce 9. ? 10. ? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Okay Maggots I saw this and thought of you guys. Ten simple questions. I'll give the answers when you give up. 1) What is twice the half of 1 3/7? 2) If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days, how many eggs can one peacock lay in four days? 3) How many cubic feet of earth are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, by 5 feet deep? 4) Do you know how long cows should be milked? 5) Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple. 6) In what month do Americans eat the least? 7) How many marbles can you put into an empty bag? 8) The greengrocer stands 6 feet tall, has a 46-inch chest, and wears size 12 shoes. What do you think he weighs? 9) If a duck came paddling down the Nile, where would it have come from? 10) How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding? Okay Jim, figuring these are smart-alec questions, I'll take a shot: 1. 1 3/7 2. 2 3. None 4. Same as short cows? 5. The side of her head? 6. February? 7. None 8. Produce 9. ? 10. ? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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