37mm Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Stop! Let me guess you’ve come in here because you keep on losing your Tiger tanks to hidden infantry or because your men STILL won’t charge a few piddly machine guns or some other dumbass tactical conundrum. You need help, you need comment from the grogs & helpful articles by JasonC & just by accident you’ve come in here… seeking help Am I right? Well let me tell you now… SOD OFF! Did he just tell me to… Yes I told you to SOD OFF! This place is of no help to anybody whatsoever & is damn proud of it too (or certainly not ashamed anyways). We’re all here to challenge, to mock, to amuse, to unleash drunken insults & painful songs, to entertain & sometimes simply to vomit. Interested? You’ll need a profile with an email address & location! Why? Because we say so You’ll need to NOT be a bigoted dumbass! Why? Because we say so. You’ll need to respect the ladies of this here place! Why? Because your never regions should always be protected (if not specifically mentioned)… oh & because we say so If being witty all seems too much to you then join the 'wafflers' instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by 37mm: If being witty all seems too much to you then join the 'wafflers' instead Cross-thread advertising?! How much did they pay you? It's unethical I tells ya, UNETHICAL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Cross-thread advertising?! How much did they pay you? It's unethical I tells ya, UNETHICAL!!! BOOT!!! My that felt good Anyway unethical is as unethical does or that's what my grandma used to say BOOT!!! Just thought i'd do it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 As a Seniour Kanigget, Master of the House of Persiflage, and Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT, I declare that all MBTs from this point forward shall have installed on the premises a mechanical bull. Dig it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by 37mm: You’ll need to respect the ladies of this here place!Now, this is a mystery that has puzzled me for a long time. Are there actually "pengers" who are of female gender, or are you simply referring to the lady-like, feminine males who frequent this house of ill repute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Aae doonoo wha' aeya'doo!!! *sloshes a mug o spirits* Th' wee lass issa goon! *sniffs* kanne n' find th' lass! me heart ah' brok like lock tae th'spirt cabnet! ... *pauses looking at his drink* Aae dinnae doo it! *falls down drunk with Billie Holiday playing in the background* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: Now, this is a mystery that has puzzled me for a long time. Are there actually "pengers" who are of female gender, or are you simply referring to the lady-like, feminine males who frequent this house of ill repute? A long time? Are we talking about years of confusion? sigh it doesn't seem right to end that confusion (after all did I not say 'this place is of no help whatsoever') but here goes... Yes there are Ladies who lack danglies but you're also correct about the possibilities for confusion. I personally lay off dalem somewhat as I see him as an honorary lady. On another note I think its high time that the Justicar start using his authority righteously, the matter of concern? Meek's incessant use of that Peng awful UNENGLISH accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 37, you drooling manky id10t boy. where the effing hell is the word 'challenge' in your pathetic thread title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: 37, you drooling manky id10t boy. where the effing hell is the word 'challenge' in your pathetic thread title? Imagine the bloody cheek of the bugger, thrash him master Peng thrash him, make him excercise, 15 minutes of cardio, and he would be at your mercy!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Sir 37mm , my holy messenger where the effing hell is the word 'challenge' in your blessed thread title? Artistic creativity oh most foul one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Fix the title, dufus. You are messing with a time honored tradition, you dolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Some please throw the Vulture a bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Fix the title, dufus. You are messing with a time honored tradition, you dolt. Why would MrPeng want to give away a bottle of good scotch? S.H. has issued a fatwa against Peng? I demand an end to this Peng thing PLEASE! PLEASE! Change the Peng topic! What the **** is Peng? What is PENG? Peng? Who's this Peng guy? All I know is that, like, we need more sticky bombs Why was my post on Peng locked? Does Peng Own an NSX Who the hell is Peng? Enough with Peng!!! Perfect for Peng! The US lobby in the Peng Thread Define 'Peng' Before I Go Nuts Death of Peng The PENG LMG: Not Sold Separately..and why does it have the runs? Peng threads and searching I _am_ sedated by the Peng thread Howmany "Pengs" doesittaketo "Peng" outtheforum? In How Many Peng Threads Will Mensch Obsess About Losing in 3 Turns? I always wanted to start my own PENG thread... How much PENG is too much PENG??? Wo ist Peng? Peng goes to Sweden Bride of Peng I Started A New Peng Thread And All I got Was This Lousy Hunk Of Cess..... What is the Peng thread? Maple Leaf Up!! The PENG THREAD goes North!!! A Thousand Points of Peng, A Kindler, More Gentler Cess Time to lock the Peng thread and start a new one Time to Lock the Forum and Concentrate on Peng Thread Frequently Asked Questions answered by cesspoolers from the Peng Thread Peng thread shows up on dod forums! Ladders, peng, opponents, that sort of thing. PENG!...no just help a poor newbie please A Thousand Years of Peng.... Peng in Paradise Frequently Asked Questions answered by cesspoolers from the Peng Thread™ v. 2 Peng Lobotomitimized!!! GET WELL SOON PENG! Peng Hospitalized!!!! Forum Woes - alt.bored.nolife.pengthread - The Only Answer TAKING THE BLOODY PENG THREAD DOWNUNDER Pengs muther served in brothels in WWII: Lets dispell the myth she did not WILL THE REAL PENG THREAD PLEASE STAND UP......... Has anybody seen MrPeng? Peng I make your backup systematic Peng thread hits the big time? The Peng Thread...is it worth reading? Wake for the Peng Thread, please wear a hat. BBS Upgraded, Peng Thread utterly stupid! Hey, is the Peng thread busted? Multiple posts on the really long .Peng thread The Peng Thread Your Guess? When Peng, ITOCP hits 4763 Posts! Peng makes me hurl..How bout u? I Blame Peng For This JP Mess!!!!!! Taking bets on when the Peng Thread hits 2000! The TRUTH about Mr Peng! Alright, what's it with Peng and smilies? The History of Mr. Peng (The formative years) Mr. Peng is wrong. [ February 10, 2005, 10:58 AM: Message edited by: 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: Fix the title, dufus. You are messing with a time honored tradition, you dolt. Why would MrPeng want to give away a bottle of good scotch? S.H. has issued a fatwa against Peng? I demand an end to this Peng thing PLEASE! PLEASE! Change the Peng topic! What the **** is Peng? What is PENG? etc etc etc </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 We should declare this one invalid, and start another! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 [glumly stares at a new owl pellet] ... I think this one is longer than 37mm, but I couldn't be too sure of its girth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Don't forget you wash your han..um hooves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 I've always thought regurgitation to be so very unnecessary... *gack* *gack* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by 37mm: A long time? Are we talking about years of confusion?I cannot say for sure. Since the contents of the "Peng" thread never rises beyond endless drivel, I really can't tell the difference. It could've been days? Months? ... Decades? Originally posted by 37mm: Yes there are Ladies who lack danglies but you're also correct about the possibilities for confusion. I personally lay off dalem somewhat as I see him as an honorary lady.You may address me as either the Grand Duke or Duchess of Coventry from now on. G'day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: None of them "Official Peng Challenge Threads" even those that became defacto Peng threads they did not include the word 'challenge' in them thus rendering them 'unofficial.' So, care to argue with me on this one you bleeding worthless little messiah or should we just nail you up right now and be done with it? This thread is hereby declared illegal. We commence bombing in five minutes. Please step this way for the One True Thread [ February 10, 2005, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: v42below ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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