Watson & Crick Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: I got to take one of these for a spin around the block. So you are a car washer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: I'm in the scenario building zone. Works of evil are rolling out from my keyboard. :mad: :mad: Send something disgusting that I can pass on to Kiwi Mike. He requires another biatch-slapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Yes it's true - I got slapped by a biatch! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: I'm in the scenario building zone. Works of evil are rolling out from my keyboard. :mad: :mad: Send something disgusting that I can pass on to Kiwi Mike. He requires another biatch-slapping. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: I got to take one of these for a spin around the block. So you are a car washer? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Check again. I blew up Jamoomba with a Wespe in your Cheery waffles inferno. Unfortunately, Pseudo's troops have rallied instead of breaking. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Check again. I blew up Jamoomba with a Wespe in your Cheery waffles inferno. Unfortunately, Pseudo's troops have rallied instead of breaking. :mad: That's because Jamoomba's High Priest and Holy Codpiece just arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Why do corporate people insist on talking like robots? If I hear the phrase "synergy", "data mining" or "as we move forward" one more time, there's going to be blood on the walls. :mad: :mad: My new boss told me after he hired me that I'll have to be patient with most of them. "They way they talk you could be excused for thinking they were, well, inept." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 "I am going to translate a passage of good English into modern English of the worst sort. Here is a well-known verse from Ecclesiastes: I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. Here it is in modern English: Objective considerations of contemporary phenomena compel the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account. This is a parody, but not a very gross one..." From the granddaddy of thinking journalism, George Orwell's Politics and the English Language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 That's why engineers hate everyone they have to deal with. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: "They way they talk you could be excused for thinking they were, well, inept." Well, they did hire YOU! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: That's why engineers hate everyone they have to deal with. :mad: :mad: :mad: There there. Perhaps this soothing image will calm you down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 _Axe, let this thought soothe your nerves and set that badger on your chin aquiver....you Canadian maggots may soon be allowed, nay BLESSED, with the nectar that I produce. Coming soon to a socialist, gubmint liquor store near you. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: _Axe, let this thought soothe your nerves and set that badger on your chin aquiver....you Canadian maggots may soon be allowed, nay BLESSED, with the nectar that I produce. Coming soon to a socialist, gubmint liquor store near you. :mad: :mad: :mad: w00t!! Mike: You people are pigs! I personally am going to spit in every fiftieth bottle! Me: I like those odds.* *With apologies to Krusty and Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: That's why engineers hate everyone they have to deal with. :mad: :mad: :mad: There there. Perhaps this soothing image will calm you down. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 It's been a while since anyone's told me to go jump in a lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: It's been a while since anyone's told me to go jump in a lake.As long as you're thinking about it, why not make it Lake Huron? It's supposedly the deepest of the Great Lakes, right _UXcva? Now is not a time for half measures, Axe, so do this right for a change. Maggot. Hey Pseudopod, speaking of engineers, here's an interesting take on the species. Check this column out MAGGOT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 And for Dave.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Where's my turn, you cross-dressing Canadian 'Dorosh-in-training?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Hey Pseudopod, speaking of engineers, here's an interesting take on the species. Check this column out MAGGOT!! Have I mentioned how I hate artsies? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Where's my turn, you cross-dressing Canadian 'Dorosh-in-training?! It speaks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Where's my turn, you cross-dressing Canadian 'Dorosh-in-training?!It speaks!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_UXcva Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: It's been a while since anyone's told me to go jump in a lake.As long as you're thinking about it, why not make it Lake Huron? It's supposedly the deepest of the Great Lakes, right _UXcva? Now is not a time for {snip}</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by _UXcva: Now is the time to get you Great Lakes facts straight Dave. Lake Superior is the deepest GL. Huron though closest to _Axe_ is in 4th place depth-wise. :mad: Doh!! I stand in awe of your superior wisdom. Well, even the 4'th deepest is good enough for Axe. Now if you could just enlighten me on God's role in the Second World War. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _UXcva: Now is the time to get you Great Lakes facts straight Dave. Lake Superior is the deepest GL. Huron though closest to _Axe_ is in 4th place depth-wise. Doh!! I stand in awe of your superior wisdom. Well, even the 4'th deepest is good enough for Axe. Now if you could just enlighten me on God's role in the Second World War. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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