Mace Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Oh.... Ok then. When do I start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Oh.... Ok then. When do I start? Tomorrow at 9 a.m. Since that's already passed you by -- you're late. You're fired. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I look forward to receiving my severance pay then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Maggots, I had a fantastic mountain bike ride on one of my favorite trails. It was just perfect weather. The last section of the ride was on a fireroad full of large ebola laden, swampy, mud puddles. Two of us had maneuvered through this morass and were waiting for another guy. After about 5 min, my friend emerges caked in mud and soaking wet. He slipped on a side-slope and landed sideways in this utterly repulsive swamp. Oh, he reeked from this stuff too. I'm sure his wife will turn the garden hose on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 I must admit I had fun one rainy day ride. Until I got home. Hose water that comes from a well is twice as cold as city water. I don't do mud rides anymore. Turns went out to maggots days ago. Please tell me you got 'em. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2005 Author Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: Hose Leave your wife and mistress out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: Turns went out to maggots days ago. Please tell me you got 'em. :mad: Sent days ago. You really need another ISP or sumfink. Your slow turn sending has just surpassed Axe and is "rapidly" approaching that of Mike the Wino. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Off to target practice. I use a picture of Axe. I try to blast the badger of his face. I'm not that good of a shot because I keep hitting the photo in the 'nads and thoracic cavity. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: I don't do mud rides anymore.Bad for the metal bits. Grit into bearings and farges it all up. I know, I did it once on my brother's bike....he was pissed and I had a great ride. I WIN! Turns out to all that sent them...that means Snarker can go play with hisself as he never sends turns. :mad: :mad: :mad: My epic battle of the crap tanks in the desert with Becket has made me go back to playing CMBB where at least there are some fecking trees. Wally sent me a photo of his trip to god-knows where. Scantily clad lasses all gussied up. My lord what a perv that guy is...I like him more now. More photos plz. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Okay, Axe you bloody scoundrel, I need my turn! Who knows, under the influence of French red wine I might even surrender... that's your best chance :mad: *hic* :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2005 Author Share Posted June 4, 2005 My vaunted Soviet juggernaut continues to roll over your vastly overrated unter-Finns!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2005 Author Share Posted June 4, 2005 Or, if you prefer, mои главные советские войска продолжаются свернуть над вашим горемычным Finns. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2005 Author Share Posted June 4, 2005 Which, retranslated, means moi main Soviet troops continue to roll up above your miserable Finns. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Делаи мой день, пунк из Канада. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 GGGGGGARRRRRRHHGGG! :mad: :mad: you can send the Fishhead a turn and you don't bother to send me one. Your not even getting walloped.....yet. Targets were shot. Lawn is mowed. Beer is being consumed. Girlfriend is buying me dinner later. Life is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Another day, another 24 hours of no turns from Mace and Lady Moraine. I realize that you two, being of the <font size=1>penguin</font> persuasion, are hopelessly outclassed at CM by any Cheery Waffle. Your turn rates make me wonder if your homes are actually wired for electricity. Hey Axe, I didn't realize that along with beginning a new job you would have the time to start raising maggots in your yard. You being a smart guy, I'm assuming you've already found a buyer for the herd living under your sod. You're a shining example of capitalism at its finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Another day, another 24 hours of no turns from Mace and Lady Moraine. I realize that you two, being of the <font size=1>penguin</font> persuasion, are hopelessly outclassed at CM by any Cheery Waffle. Your turn rates make me wonder if your homes are actually wired for electricity. They always say respect your elders, but in your case....*points and laughs* Seriously though, my uber PC is not being uber atm as I think the Power Supply has gone belly up. I've returned it to the shop I got the components from for a review, and hence I'm using my previous PC to do webby stuff. Your turn is on my good PC, so I guess you just have to wait. Sucks, donnuts! *goes back to play MOO2* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: *goes back to play MOO2* :confused: Don't they go BAAA? ...I guess if you keep approaching them from that end you never really hear what they're saying... :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 5, 2005 Author Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: Делаи мой день, пунк из Канада. :mad: Delai my day, punk from Canada? :confused: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Wall-eye'd Boob,is there any chance in getting you to send one of those....ummm....what do you call them?...oh yeah,a frecking turn?!?!?!?!? GGRHHAHAGRRHHAHAHGRGRHAHAHHRGRGHHA--Angry Out Loud!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: *goes back to play MOO2* :confused: Don't they go BAAA? ...I guess if you keep approaching them from that end you never really hear what they're saying... :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: Делаи мой день, пунк из Канада. :mad: Delai my day, punk from Canada? :confused: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Originally posted by no_one: Wall-eye'd Boob,is there any chance in getting you to send one of those....ummm....what do you call them?...oh yeah,a frecking turn?!?!?!?!? GGRHHAHAGRRHHAHAHGRGRHAHAHHRGRGHHA--Angry Out Loud!!! Yeah, I might, MAGGOT :mad: :mad: GGAARRGGGHHH!!!! Router issues. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: "Let's do this. LLLEEEEEEROYYYYY nnnJJJJJENKINS!!!!" :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: LOL. Now that I've seen the video I know exactly what you're on about. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: "Let's do this. LLLEEEEEEROYYYYY nnnJJJJJENKINS!!!!" :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: LOL. Now that I've seen the video I know exactly what you're on about. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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