_Axe_ Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [ June 03, 2005, 04:38 AM: Message edited by: _Axe_ ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Space is colder Than the air in the mountains where I come from For years I've drifted Further and further into the unknown And I wonder, where have you gone? And I wonder, what have you done?Nice sig. Same guy who said.... "Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold.....in spaaa-aace...." ??? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Keeping the roads free of moose?? Is this what you told your employer what you would do if you got the job? Did you tell them HOW you would do this? Sicko moose humper. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I'm back. Don't ask. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Keeping the roads free of moose?? Is this what you told your employer what you would do if you got the job? Did you tell them HOW you would do this? Sicko moose humper. :mad: Axe and a lackey went out to clear the road of moose every day without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, Axe, in the back, shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself!" :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Axe, you incredible nincompoop, I mentioned keeping bears off the road, too. Don't forget the bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: Axe and a lackey... :mad: :mad: So Axe got Pseudo a summer job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Axe and a lackey... :mad: :mad: So Axe got Pseudo a summer job? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: I'm back. Don't ask. :mad: :mad: :mad: You're back. We don't care. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Axe and a lackey... :mad: :mad: So Axe got Pseudo a summer job? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Axe and a lackey... :mad: :mad: So Axe got Pseudo a summer job? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 <font size=5 font color=gray>Good rainy Friday morning, Cheery Wafflemaggots!!</font> How about that, the font color matches the sky outside today. If such a thing is possible, it's a good morning to be at work. Quick PBEM updates: Mace sends turns like MasterGoodale (the maggot). How this guy can manage any game in real time is completely beyond me. A game of tic-tac-toe would probably take him hours to complete. Moraine Sedai sends turns like Mace (the maggot). Pseudo is doing a much better job of sending turns. Unfortunately, he has failed to surrender yet and his Canadians are making life miserable for my Germans. Add my own horribly misguided rockets to the carnage and things are not going smoothly at all. I need some rockets to actually fall somewhere near his defenders or this attack isn't going to go very far. GRARRGHRAARGHRRARGH!!! :mad: :mad: Axe, have you picked up your switch for keeping the local wildlife off the gravel? What all will you have to deal with, bears, moose, musk ox, walruses, passed out <font size=1>penguins</font>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 So Ass got hisself a real-honest-to-goodness-gubmint job? Way to go, just when I thought you couldn't be any more useless you reach deep within yourself and pull this one out. You are the #1 maggot. I'll get back to turns this eve. Been enjoying my evenings outside, BBQ-ing and drinking beers. Good times. How was you alls Memorial Day weekend? I had a marvy time with some friends from Las Vegas. My buddy Warren discovered the joy losing 3 T-34s in one turn to a Marder....good times, good times. By the end of the weekend, after 3 losses, he really began to hate me. I am so glad I am able to give back to the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: gubmint jobBack to the wine cellar with you! It's a non-profit organization. Which means we make all the profit and not a bunch of slack-jawed shareholders. Mwahahahahahaha!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Moraine Sedai sends turns like Mace (the maggot). GHAGHAGHAGH HAGHGAHGAHAGHA GHAGHAGHAGHGAHGAHGAHAG It's not quantity, it's quality! :mad: :mad: btw it's nice to know that Lady Moraine has adopted best practice and is striving towards a good benchmark. *ponders* Hmmmmmm, I wonder how we can balance scorecard PBEM turns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: btw it's nice to know that Lady Moraine has adopted best practice and is striving towards a good benchmark.Only if she's striving to be the best drunk and rebrobate she can possibly be. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 "Let's do this. LLLEEEEEEROYYYYY nnnJJJJJENKINS!!!!" :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />rebrobate :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: "Let's do this. LLLEEEEEEROYYYYY nnnJJJJJENKINS!!!!" :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Shouldn't you be out changing Mrs McGillicuddy's fanbelt? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by no_one: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />rebrobate :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: "Let's do this. LLLEEEEEEROYYYYY nnnJJJJJENKINS!!!!" :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Shouldn't you be out changing Mrs McGillicuddy's fanbelt? :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 AGGRA GRGARGRAGARGAR GRAGGRAGRAGR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Slather it up with molten TNT!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 The message Broken glass everywhere People pissing on the stairs, you know they just Don’t care I can’t take the smell, I can’t take the noise Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice Rats in the front room, roaches in the back Junkie’s in the alley with a baseball bat I tried to get away, but I couldn’t get far Cause the man with the tow-truck repossessed my car Chorus: Don’t push me, cause I’m close to the edge I’m trying not to loose my head It’s like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder How I keep from going under Standing on the front stoop, hangin’ out the window Watching all the cars go by, roaring as the breezes Blow Crazy lady, livin’ in a bag Eating out of garbage piles, used to be a fag-hag Search and test a tango, skips the life and then go To search a prince to see the last of senses Down at the peepshow, watching all the creeps So she can tell the stories to the girls back home She went to the city and got so so so ditty She had to get a pimp, she couldn’t make it on her Own Chorus: It’s like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder How I keep from goin’ under My brother’s doing fast on my mother’s t.v. Says she watches to much, is just not healthy All my children in the daytime, dallas at night Can’t even see the game or the sugar ray fight Bill collectors they ring my phone And scare my wife when I’m not home Got a bum education, double-digit inflation Can’t take the train to the job, there’s a strike At the station Me on king kong standin’ on my back Can’t stop to turn around, broke my sacroiliac Midrange, migraine, cancered membrane Sometimes I think I’m going insane, I swear I might Hijack a plane! Chorus: My son said daddy I don’t wanna go to school Cause the teacher’s a jerk, he must think I’m a Fool And all the kids smoke reefer, I think it’d be Cheaper If I just got a job, learned to be a street sweeper I dance to the beat, shuffle my feet Wear a shirt and tie and run with the creeps Cause it’s all about money, ain’t a damn thing Funny You got to have a con in this land of milk and Honey They push that girl in front of a train Took her to a doctor, sowed the arm on again Stabbed that man, right in his heart Gave him a transplant before a brand new start I can’t walk through the park, cause it’s crazy After the dark Keep my hand on the gun, cause they got me on the Run I feel like an outlaw, broke my last fast jaw Hear them say you want some more, livin’ on a Seesaw Chorus: A child was born, with no state of mind Blind to the ways of mankind God is smiling on you but he’s frowning too Cause only God knows what you go through You grow in the ghetto, living second rate And your eyes will sing a song of deep hate The places you play and where you stay Looks like one great big alley way You’ll admire all the number book takers Thugs, pimps, pushers and the big money makers Driving big cars, spending twenties and tens And you wanna grow up to be just like them Smugglers, scrambles, burglars, gamblers Pickpockets, peddlers and even pan-handlers You say I’m cool, I’m no fool But then you wind up dropping out of high school Now you’re unemployed, all null ’n’ void Walking around like you’re pretty boy floyd Turned stickup kid, look what you done did Got send up for a eight year bid Now your man is took and you’re a may tag Spend the next two years as an undercover fag Being used and abused, and served like hell Till one day you was find hung dead in a cell It was plain to see that your life was lost You was cold and your body swung back and forth But now your eyes sing the sad sad song Of how you lived so fast and died so young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Wanna job? Does it allow me to remove the wallets from each and every client, removing wads of cash then discarding the empty shell with a flick of my wrist while casting glares of contempt? Do I get to see the look of dismay on their faces as they realise that they would get more value if they simply threw their money in the bin? Will they whimper and cower as I slap and kick them, shouting 'Clear the way, you scum! I'm on her Majesty's business'? No, I think not. I'll stick to being a Public and not-so-Civil Servant. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: Wanna job? Does it allow me to remove the wallets from each and every client, removing wads of cash then discarding the empty shell with a flick of my wrist while casting a glare of contempt? Do I get to see the look of dismay on their faces as they realise that they would get more value if they simply threw their money in the bin? Will they whimper and cower as I slap and kick them, while shouting 'Clear the way, you scum! I'm on her Majesty's business'?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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