_Axe_ Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Maggots in the know only (that leaves all of you out, why am I posting this????): MePro, PT, or Trijicon and / or LaserMax? This is like the "Little Orphan Annie" decoder message from A Christmas Story for most of you. "I like Santa." Yes, yes, I could have posted the obligatory "You'll shoot your eye out" but it's so obvious and, besides, that kid in the aviator hat and goggles kills me everytime I watch it! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 28, 2004 Author Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Maggots in the know only (that leaves all of you out, why am I posting this????): MePro, PT, or Trijicon and / or LaserMax? This is like the "Little Orphan Annie" decoder message from A Christmas Story for most of you. "I like Santa." Yes, yes, I could have posted the obligatory "You'll shoot your eye out" but it's so obvious and, besides, that kid in the aviator hat and goggles kills me everytime I watch it! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Maggots in the know only (that leaves all of you out, why am I posting this????): MePro, PT, or Trijicon and / or LaserMax? This is like the "Little Orphan Annie" decoder message from A Christmas Story for most of you. "I like Santa." Yes, yes, I could have posted the obligatory "You'll shoot your eye out" but it's so obvious and, besides, that kid in the aviator hat and goggles kills me everytime I watch it! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mike_the_wino Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 *KER-POW* Front turret penetration *POP* side penetration *VVVRRRRRROOOOOMMMMM* *Loud whistling* *KAAAAA-BOOOOOOOMMM* You know who you are. Off for free food. Gawd I love being me. Turns back out later tonight when I return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Off for free food. Going to the food shelter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Off for free food. Going to the food shelter? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Hey Assmonkey#10 what was the name of that scenario you just recently got whooped in by yours truly? That was a lot of fun. Mini AAR: Forces: Green, hungover Wops vs. thirsty Kiwis looking for beer. Setting: Godfersaken desert with a wadi(?) running parellel to defenders first line, closest point is aprox. 25 meters. Summary: The defensive set-up was well done. I think I changed 1 or 2 units in setup but the life of me I couldn't tell you what they were. It was a nail-biter and Axe pushed hard for the kill. But the defensive layout was pretty deep, with some nice keyholed guns After much chest-beating and posturing by that moose-humper Axe, I was able to hold the line for the win. What's your take on this scenario Axe? You sackless, amoeba-humping, prostrate prostate examiner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 It sucked. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Just kidding. It was a lot of fun, despite the loss. Five more turns and at least a few round of HE would have been nice. Diggers on the Via Balbia Version 1 Turns 40 Size Large Country North Africa Year 1941 Date February Time Mid Day Weather Conditions Clear Ground Conditions Dry Defender Digin? Dug In Attacker Allied Attack Allies Nationality: Australian Formation: Infantry Experience: FOW Fitness: FOW Headcount: FOW Axis Nationality:Italian Formation:Infantry Experience: FOW Fitness: FOW Headcount: FOW Battle Type Fictional Brief Description Aussie Diggers must drive Italians out of a defensive position on the Via Balbia Best Played As Two Player Play Second As Two Player Computer Should Stick to Scenario Default Hosting Website combat kip Author Name Kip Watson Author Comments "...O'Connor sent the Australians against Derna to delude the Italians that his main attack was coming astride the coast road. Derna fell on 30th january and the australians pushed on through the green herb-scented landscape to Giovanni Berta." -Correli Barnett 'The Desert Generals' This is a fictional (or demi-semi historial) encounter in a village on the Via Balbia, as rough rocky terrain gives way to 'green herb-scented landscape'. Battle hardened Australian infantry meet resolute Italians. -- -- -- This game is intended for 2 players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 28, 2004 Author Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Maggots in the know only (that leaves all of you out, why am I posting this????): MePro, PT, or Trijicon and / or LaserMax? This is like the "Little Orphan Annie" decoder message from A Christmas Story for most of you. "I like Santa." Yes, yes, I could have posted the obligatory "You'll shoot your eye out" but it's so obvious and, besides, that kid in the aviator hat and goggles kills me everytime I watch it! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Five more turns and at least a few round of HE would have been nice.Five more turns wouldn't have helped, cock-muncher. You were beat and no amount of time would have changed that. Hell, listening to you crow for 40 turns about how you were gonna win was more than I could stand. Oh well, the VICTORY was just that much sweeter. BTW, how do you like your crow? Medium rare work for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Good eatin' on 'em thangs. I should know by now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Five more turns and at least a few round of HE would have been nice.Five more turns wouldn't have helped, cock-muncher. You were beat and no amount of time would have changed that. Hell, listening to you crow for 40 turns about how you were gonna win was more than I could stand. Oh well, the VICTORY was just that much sweeter. BTW, how do you like your crow? Medium rare work for you? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 ARGARGARGARAGRAG :mad: :mad: I have burned through at least 6 online tech ghurkas regarding my DVD burner. I think they finally are admitting defeat and will send me a replacement. :mad: I have also discovered that they don't know crap about RAM. In a different correspondence, I asked what RAM was in my computer (I want more). The bastards told me something that I suspected was wrong. I opened up the machine and pulled existing RAM. Of course what they told me was wrong. I'm so happy I looked before going out to buy some. And no, I will not purchase it from COMPAQ :mad: Moral of the story, COMPAQ tech service don't know ****e. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: ARGARGARGARAGRAG I have burned through at least 6 online tech ghurkas regarding my DVD burner. I think they finally are admitting defeat and will send me a replacement. I have also discovered that they don't know crap about RAM. In a different correspondence, I asked what RAM was in my computer (I want more). The bastards told me something that I suspected was wrong. I opened up the machine and pulled existing RAM. Of course what they told me was wrong. I'm so happy I looked before going out to buy some. And no, I will not purchase it from COMPAQ Moral of the story, COMPAQ tech service don't know ****e. My Lawd!!! This post is so... typical of what is happening to The Brood. No fire, no brimstone in your anger. I will KILLLLLLLL :mad: those TECH :mad: BASTARDS!!! I will RIP :mad: THEIR LIMBS :mad: FROM THEIR BODIES!!! They will NEVER :mad: mess with THE BROOD again!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mad: Now with this fresh in your mind and to completely entangle The Wino into legalities and such I am hereby announcing: The BROOD Sig War The loser (Wino) in the match between myself (applause, wild cheers of jubilation) and The Wino (Boos, hisses, much spittle cast about) will have to bear a sig line for thirty days written by a member (past or present) of The Brood. (Not that kind of member Soddball). Surely even this group of complete lackwits can come up with some decent sig lines for everybody's favorite Maggot. The winner (myself) shall select one that he deems best. Neither The Wino nor myself may submit sig lines. Dig deep and I ain't talking about your noses or your arses. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Gawd, what a simpering, hooring, bath-house lawyer you have become Bongboy. Sig lines are ALWAYS written by the winner. Check out the crap Sparky stuck me with, do you want to risk something like this? And please tell the last time this collective pile of maggot ****e could decide what day it was? Oddzstralian maggots excluded cuz they live in another dimension where its stupid hot at Christmas and all freezy at summer break. And I went to dinner last night, up early, time for nap and I gets to you when I gets to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Hey Assmonkey#10 what was the name of that scenario you just recently got whooped in by yours truly? That was a lot of fun. Mini AAR: Forces: Green, hungover Wops vs. thirsty Kiwis looking for beer. Originally posted by Axe2121: Allies Nationality: Australian GHAGHGHGHAG GHGAHGAHGHGRHGHG GHGHGAHGAHGHAGHAG!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mike_the_wino doesn't know the difference between yer Kiwi Anzac and yer Aussie Anzac. I'd be surprised if you use grape in your wine. Bloody Canuck! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 *glug glug glug* [ August 28, 2004, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: *glug glug glug*So you were in on the hijacked moosehead with Pseudo? Ya better watch out for the mounties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dave H Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: snipLooks like it must be a slow day in the political forum. GOP convention fever is setting in, no doubt. There must not be any forum liberals around to burn at the stake today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: ME! I WANT TO BE A DRUNKEN FOOL!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: ME! I WANT TO BE A DRUNKEN FOOL!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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