Seanachai Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Papa Khann: Funny, I thought that WAS you in the videos we were watching. Bah! If I was to begin dressing as a Catholic School Girl, you lot would trample each other to become homosexual. I have the sort of short, stout, intriguing form that appeals to both persuasions... Originally posted by Papa Khann: Now off with you, lad. You're overdue in cell block B. You need to stop watching 'Welcome to Oz' and fantasizing about how things would be different for you if you were in prison... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I hate Seanachai and everything he stands on. Like the bar stool, so he can look you in the eye? Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I hate Seanachai and everything he stands on. Like the bar stool, so he can look you in the eye? Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Like a barstool, so that I can drink your health, and then kick you in the throat, you Aussie bugger! Drink your health?????? what are you a friggen' Vampire????. I was led to believe that you were just an annoying Garden Gnome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: You need to stop watching 'Welcome to Oz' and fantasizing about how things would be different for you if you were in prison... ...again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I am soooooooooooooooooooo tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Why not take a few handfuls of sleeping pills, rinse them down with a fifth of vodka and then lay down on a convenient set of rairoad tracks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Or perhaps a hot, soothing bath, listening to your favorite radio station. Be sure to put the radio right on the edge of the tub for better sound quality. Ever wonder what a radio sounds like under water? It sounds really cool, and it makes the water fizzy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I have the sort of short, stout, intriguing form that appeals to both persuasions... As a spitoon, perhaps... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Lars is now whining because he can't open my latest file. Like it is my responsibility to upgrade the file from CMAK 1.02 to CMAK 1.03. I think he's just a'skeered of my superior Southern fighting skillz. Hoser. Steve You've got the delaying tactics down, that's for sure. v1.02, sheesh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I have the sort of short, stout, intriguing form that appeals to both persuasions... ... and donkeys. That's three persuasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Bah! If I was to begin dressing as a Catholic School Girl, you lot would trample each other to become homosexual. If by that you mean that we would all be immediately repulsed by anything even slightly resembling a female, you probably have a point. Other than the one on top of your head, that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I have the sort of short, stout, intriguing form that appeals to both persuasions...Yes, you fit so neatly on a roasting spit. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Emrys That is no way for you to talk about your out-of-wedlock son, Seanachai. Hmm thinking about it: 1. Both have a fascination for bar stools. 2. Emrys is the only person we know OLD enough to be Seanachai's dad. 3. Emry's is famine, and most here wish the gnome would starve to dead. 4. Both are confused by the sight of soap. 5. Both crave a mortal enema. Err... Enemy Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: You need to stop watching 'Welcome to Oz' and fantasizing about how things would be different for you if you were in prison... My time owning his sig ends and immediately he lapses into denial... Enjoy your sig while you can, little man. Provided Lars can retrieve his cojones for eight to ten hours, we are slated to gather again this Friday. I predict your sig will once again be in my keeping before you return home. (Which will no doubt be in the twilight hours of Saturday morn, duly christened "Perkins Late" by those familiar with the color of the sky at that hour). Papa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You need to stop watching 'Welcome to Oz' and fantasizing about how things would be different for you if you were in prison... ...again. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You need to stop watching 'Welcome to Oz' and fantasizing about how things would be different for you if you were in prison... My time owning his sig ends and immediately he lapses into denial... Enjoy your sig while you can, little man. Provided Lars can retrieve his cojones for eight to ten hours, we are slated to gather again this Friday. I predict your sig will once again be in my keeping before you return home. (Which will no doubt be in the twilight hours of Saturday morn, duly christened "Perkins Late" by those familiar with the color of the sky at that hour). Papa </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You need to stop watching 'Welcome to Oz' and fantasizing about how things would be different for you if you were in prison... My time owning his sig ends and immediately he lapses into denial... Enjoy your sig while you can, little man. Provided Lars can retrieve his cojones for eight to ten hours, we are slated to gather again this Friday. I predict your sig will once again be in my keeping before you return home. (Which will no doubt be in the twilight hours of Saturday morn, duly christened "Perkins Late" by those familiar with the color of the sky at that hour). Papa </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Edited because "The Penknife of Minneapolis" was not only more accurate but, IMHO, more funny as well. Still haven't got quite the right metaphor. A penknife would be too sharp to represent that pack of bozos. Try 'butter knife'. Just being my sweet, lovable, helpful self, Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 You are all just envious of the meetings of the Twin Cities Four. You wish you could be here and stay up Perkins Late with us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert: @ I think you should change your name lad. I can't do a lot with Egbert ... EggFlirt maybe, BegDirt ... nothing that really rolls off the tongue and matches your personality you see. I propose that you start calling yourself DitForDrains ... I could do something with that that would just SING! I don't know why the SSNs don't provide us with better names ... Pondscum was one that you didn't feel embarrased to type, it was just HIM, you know? And of course there was the Late Sir Jim Boggs who, as an SSN, gave us the opportunity to call him Gym Baggs ... good times, those, good times, and an SSN who showed that he CARED about the CessPool through the choice of his name. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Originally posted by Egbert: *snip* However, I did manage, with nearly my last gasp, to post, something, anything. In doing so prevent your eyes from crossing the "poetry" that ended up being the last on page 9.*snip*You mean this? I will kill you all There's nothin' you can do about it I will kill you all There's nothin' you can do about it Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath You're all gonna die You're all gonna die Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marstov Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: You are all just envious of the meetings of the Twin Cities Four. You wish you could be here and stay up Perkins Late with us. Sure, brutally exclude me, the best damn Gaul you've ever seen. Bastards. :mad: You're just afraid I'd kick your damn asses so bad, you'd end up clutching Papa Khan for foul smelling comfort. BTW, this is the LAST post with this sig, thank heavens.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Originally posted by Marstov: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: You are all just envious of the meetings of the Twin Cities Four. You wish you could be here and stay up Perkins Late with us. Sure, brutally exclude me, the best damn Gaul you've ever seen. Bastards. :mad: You're just afraid I'd kick your damn asses so bad, you'd end up clutching Papa Khan for foul smelling comfort. BTW, this is the LAST post with this sig, thank heavens.... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Originally posted by Marstov: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: You are all just envious of the meetings of the Twin Cities Four. You wish you could be here and stay up Perkins Late with us. Sure, brutally exclude me, the best damn Gaul you've ever seen. Bastards. :mad: You're just afraid I'd kick your damn asses so bad, you'd end up clutching Papa Khan for foul smelling comfort. BTW, this is the LAST post with this sig, thank heavens.... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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