**YK2** Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 You have entered the one true thread of the Battlefront Forums known to some as the Mutha Bootiful Thread... or more fondly as, That Damn Thread Our law abiding, sometimes grumpy, but always fair Justicar Joe is still out of town..he said on business.. but we all know that's merely a cover for yet another illegal scam or three.. no doubt involving underage wimmin in frilly underwear.. {insert gasp here} Anyhoo... He insists on rules, but seeing as I am up to my neck in lawyers and stuff of late I can't be bothered with yet MORE legal stuff, so unless you can post with at least a modicum of wit and can do so without talking about your dangly bits (unless of course they are worth talking about) then you may as well Sod Off now... Let the merriment begin.............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 For the pleasure of Minnesota Marstov..... Catholic schoolgirls in plaid skirts BTW... Welcome Home Hortland ..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Heheh...that was a preemptive post, eh, Elvis? Preparing for that which is to come. So...does this now make you our Prophet? We've got our Messiah (sort of), our Pope (kind of) and all that leaves is a Prophet as far as I can see. Welcome to the fold... *tee hee* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 * Looks at Moraine in confusion * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 *looks back at YK2 with a blank expression* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Heheh...that was a preemptive post, eh, Elvis? Preparing for that which is to come. Actually, I think he looked at the Catholic Schoolgirls site and decided to take his own advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Hey. It made sense when I thought it up and posted it. You see, Your Majesty, my thinking was that he has posted his typical "wankers" post before the rest of the guys got here. Thus, he's heralding their "wanker"-like posts. Therefore, he is a Prophet seeing their coming like some great swarm of locusts across the land. Thus fitting in with 37mm's and Seanachai's postings about religions and the Apocalypso. So I welcomed him into the "fold" that is the Peng Religious Phenomenon. Did that make more sense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Heheh...that was a preemptive post, eh, Elvis? Preparing for that which is to come. Actually, I think he looked at the Catholic Schoolgirls site and decided to take his own advice. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Dear Mrs Sedai, I'm not a prophet or a stoneage man, just a mortal with potential of a superman. I'm living on. I'm tethered to the logic of Homo Sapian, can't take my eyes from the great salvation of bull**** faith. Love, Elvis P.S. Thanks David 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Dear Everyone I have recently discovered that I am indeed not a Catholic schoolgirl. Yours faithfully Hortlund 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 I was thinking more along the line of Peng Plague... but it may conflict with one of the four horsemen. Rune Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Hey. It made sense when I thought it up and posted it. You see, Your Majesty, my thinking was that he has posted his typical "wankers" post before the rest of the guys got here. Thus, he's heralding their "wanker"-like posts. Therefore, he is a Prophet seeing their coming like some great swarm of locusts across the land. Thus fitting in with 37mm's and Seanachai's postings about religions and the Apocalypso. So I welcomed him into the "fold" that is the Peng Religious Phenomenon. Did that make more sense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You see, Your Majesty, my thinking was that he has posted his typical "wankers" post before the rest of the guys got here. Yeah it makes sense now I've re read it Moraine ... I'm in and out of WoW and read your post in haste, that coupled with the knowledge that it used to be perfectly normal (in the past) for Elvis to post his Wankers ASAP after a new incarnation had begun I didn't see where you were coming from.. Hence my confused look.... Confused? Lol! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Dear Everyone I have recently discovered that I am indeed not a Catholic schoolgirl. Yours faithfully Hortlund Hmmm do you have proof of that? A picture for the Justicars site will do nicely.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Dear Everyone I have recently discovered that I am indeed not a Catholic schoolgirl. Yours faithfully Hortlund So, for just how long did you suffer under the delusion that you were a Catholic schoolgirl? And how did you manage to stay out of the hands of the surgeons? Or do they have to sew it back on now? {It's always troubling when a Swede posts something like this...socialized medicine, feh...} 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You see, Your Majesty, my thinking was that he has posted his typical "wankers" post before the rest of the guys got here. Yeah it makes sense now I've re read it Moraine ... I'm in and out of WoW and read your post in haste, that coupled with the knowledge that it used to be perfectly normal (in the past) for Elvis to post his Wankers ASAP after a new incarnation had begun I didn't see where you were coming from.. Hence my confused look.... Confused? Lol! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Dear Everyone I have recently discovered that I am indeed not a Catholic schoolgirl. Yours faithfully Hortlund I'm not really the groundskeeper either. But I knew that all along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by CMplayer: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Dear Everyone I have recently discovered that I am indeed not a Catholic schoolgirl. Yours faithfully Hortlund I'm not really the groundskeeper either. But I knew that all along. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Okay...who do we blame for *this* bit of confusion? I'd say Elvis but seeing as he *kicks ass* in fiefdom then I'll have to opt for Hiram.... Yeah... it's all Hirams fault.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Okay...who do we blame for *this* bit of confusion? I'd say Elvis but seeing as he *kicks ass* in fiefdom then I'll have to opt for Hiram.... Yeah... it's all Hirams fault.... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: ...I'm losing my job.Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!! [jumps up and down, waves arms and cheers ecstatically] May you never find employment again and die in dire poverty. Just so you know what it feels like, you pig. I feel so much better about life now. Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Dear Everyone I have recently discovered that I am indeed not a Catholic schoolgirl. Yours faithfully Hortlund So, for just how long did you suffer under the delusion that you were a Catholic schoolgirl?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: P.S. Send me the last turn you have from our game. What e-mail addy? The one in your profile? And you've got to do something about that picture. Entirely to Young Republican. Seanachai will blow a gasket. Then again, get the wife and kids in there too. Got a dog perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Yeah -- I just changed it to the home address. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: And you've got to do something about that picture. Entirely to Young Republican. Seanachai will blow a gasket. Have you been an un-Republican? Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout WMDs, WMDs everywhere, and Not a myth left from the Senate Well, well, well, would you carry a razor In case, just in case of inflation Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors Blushing at all the Left-Wing Radicals Ain't that close to love? Well, ain't that poster love? Well, it ain't that Anne Coulter Her heart's been broken just like you have And All night You want the young Republican Young Republican, Young Republican, you want the Young Republican All right You want the Young Republican Apologies to D. Bowie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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