Lars Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by rune: I will NEVER be as old as you or Joebob.That thought is what keeps us all going. Happy B-day rune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Wildman Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Yes, Happy Birthday you lover of all that goes "BOOM" in the night, especially that IL-2 you are so fond of. As for you Boo that damn scenario was a concoction of Shaw's I belive and he put some inane password on it, and even if its not his I blame him anyway. Send a new setup while I ponder Hawking's theories and develop the UberPassword to crack that code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I don't think it was Old Foul Joe's scenario, but it was from someone equally distasteful... hard as that may be to believe. And I think you're right about the password, which means that even if you had remembered yours, I have no idea what mine was. So, another one you want? And it has to be CMBB because the USAF is still garnishing your wages for the little dust up concerning the Officer's Club plate glass window and your early experiments involving a task chair, fire extinguisher and a case of Tequila, labeled "Operation Naked Rocket Boy", I believe? I'll try to get to it this weekend, although it's far more than you deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 ** Happy Birthday Mensch ** aw someone remembered not like these other fat sweaty guys… …again why did I hang out here? yuck *looks to Yk2* oh ya now I remember, Say you should spray that perfume stuff on Seanachipoo and watch him wither and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> ** Happy Birthday Mensch ** aw someone remembered not like these other fat sweaty guys… …again why did I hang out here? yuck *looks to Yk2* oh ya now I remember, Say you should spray that perfume stuff on Seanachipoo and watch him wither and die. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Wow, it was only 46 short years ago that they built you out of leftover bits from the toaster revolution, eh, Rune? Happy birthday, thanks for giving us all the present of a pissed-off Hiram showing his teeth. And is that what TGD is? I thought the idiot's membership was revoked on account of all the goat porn he was sending and, being a Kiwi, he figured that by putting some stupid brackets and caps-locked lettering, he'd be able to hide from Moon and the bald one. Probably right, considering the quality of the constablary... constulabury... consolitaberary... cunnilingistary... police force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: I know a song.. There was once a woman from Nantuckett, she used to work with a bucket one day she saw a meeks and smashed him in his knuckets then stuck the bucket in his rumpett and he never sounded the same the end I made this. Yes, and it shows. Mace PS I know a similar limerick about a woman, a bucket and sheep. Unfortunatly it's not the type of thing to repeat in mixed company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 It upsets the donkeys? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 ummm..... only if they're kept in the bucket. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I just wanted to say that a lot would depend on the colour and whether said receptacle was upside down or not and free for immediate inspection. As for the bucket one can never really be too sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I just wanted to say that a lot would depend on the colour and whether said receptacle was upside down or not and free for immediate inspection. As for the bucket one can never really be too sure. Maybe I should have been more clearer? The donkeys would be more upset by the outcome of the interaction between the woman, the bucket, and the donkey contained within. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 yup a clan nickname to those of you halfbaked moldy prairie oysters, seeing you couldn't grasp the idea I won't bother wasting my breath or get your one brain cell that you stole from a lab monkey and share amonst the 18 of you over to post comments here. Besides most of you belong to one already it's called "grumpy old stuffy mens club" muahahah.. I still look younger then you all old farts. muhahaha I'll give you a hint how to look and feel younger, try that thing called Oxygen and see that bright thing in the sky people call the sun. With any luck you'll shrivel up in a ball of dusty mold and a officer of your local department of health will spray you with some nasty goop and be forever entombed in tupperware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Pah! The sun's a myth, perpetrated by people who go outside our beautiful cave. And that's it. That's the only thing anyone said that was worth responding to. I hope you bastages are happy... I can't believe the only person who liked my Pope idea was that damned gnome. Come on, people, get your heads outta your asses and into the Church! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Church is for those who lack faith in themselves and have things called popes who are in reality old drooling half dead men dressed in robes to hide the fact they have panties on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Yes, and so are sports cars and housing developments and Sesame Street and clans and every other contrivance of civilization, that is, unless you're the one on the inside. You think the Pope thinks that, and his cardinals. Of course not, they think church is the greatest ****ing invention ever. Trust me, you walk into a bar with that red cap and you can't keep the ladies of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 don't forget they like little boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Well, it was bound time for you to upgrade from sheep, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: With any luck you'll shrivel up in a ball of dusty mold and a officer of your local department of health will spray you with some nasty goop and be forever entombed in tupperware. Why would the officer be entombed in tupperware? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: *snip* Of course not, they think church is the greatest ****ing invention ever. *snip* Roight! That's the one I'm going to BFC with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: I can promise you this, Seanachai, the buggers would only get one kick in before I retalitated with a brutal attack involving a quivering bottom lip and the flow of tears.That's cool... we like it when you cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: I always edit quotes. The Justicar's mind is slipping... and the nutters are back... its a trend I tells ya! Trend? No-no-no-no-no, my dear, sweet, brain in a jar, tis a sign. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Thusly, I have deteremined, already: We need a Pope. I am constitutionally opposed to Popes.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: wees Nae come out of the woodwork, wees sneeks'n out ta grab yer ladies n booze then'a goos back ta enjoy the'r day. Mensch is back and he fancies himself Jar-Jar-Binks? That's just wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: would the officer be entombed in tupperware? so he can be fresh to kick your lame ass on reading skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Wars to overthrow excommunicating popes... We need a reason? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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