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Originally posted by Alistair C:

From now on i would like to use the word "gene-filth" as my "word association" device.

Thanks for your ever present guiding hand.

Alistair

Australia

That wasn't too bad.

A lot better than that humiliating repetition of...well, 'repitition'.

Of course, he's Australian. Possibly he was so filthy drunk that he actually thought he was 'teaching us all a lesson'.

Do you know, Goanna, Eldest Australian, hasn't been around here in a Yeknod's age.

I'm thinking we're going to have to turn 'managing the bloody Australians' over to Mace. Next most seniour, and he can find his own crotch 2 times out of 3, provided no one else is already touching it...

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Why were you in England, eh?

A setup, at your rather punitively stupid convenience.

Play a game against you ? !

You must think I have more than one lifetime left. You and P'Shaw are the slowest** players on the whole danged planet. Waiting for turns from you is like waiting for my wife to say "yes" - on just about anything...

And as to what I may - or may not - have been doing in England and Normandy does not be dared to place into print. My wife reads this forum sometimes.

Noba.

** Add your own favourite epithets at this point.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

I would ask for people to be a little patient with lads like Bruceb. I imagine he has emotional scars and a past that has filled him with bitterness and anger. He probably needs our understanding.

A classroom full of third-graders can be so cruel.
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Originally posted by Old Joe Shaw:

Why aren't you spending your time lobbying for our website?

Because lobbying requires MONEY, and when did Boo ever have any of that?
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Originally posted by Speedy:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Why were you in England, eh?

A setup, at your rather punitively stupid convenience.

I think Noba was there for his appeal. </font>
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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Why were you in England, eh?

A setup, at your rather punitively stupid convenience.

I think Noba was there for his appeal. </font>
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Why were you in England, eh?

A setup, at your rather punitively stupid convenience.

I think Noba was there for his appeal. </font>
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Originally posted by Noba:

Why do I feel slightly slighted by that piss-poor pathetic post ? I feel I deserve better/worse...

Noba.

OK. Fair enough. How about this? Australia must be in really poor shape if they let a total gimboid like yourself back into the country after they had been rid of you for a few weeks. I mean, what better time to beef up their security and require you to languish away in Borneo or perhaps Guam?

Think about it. If they welcome a drooling, daft reprobate such as yourself back with no more than a "'Ello, mate! Care for a billabong to rest your weary feet on?" as you exit the patched together DC3 that Quantas refers to as it's "Pride of the Fleet", just how low has Oz sunk? It was beneath rock bottom when you left, so all I can surmise is that by now, it's reached a nadir of hope not unlike certain sections of New Jersey.

I think that puts you on level with Hiram, which, if you had ANY self respect left (but, c'mon, who are we kidding?) you'd rush right out into the Outback (and I don't mean the restaurant that's the MacDonald's of Ozzyland) and allow any one of the billion of poisonous pests* that populate your benighted island bite you numerous times.

Is that better, Sparky?

*(And I'm not really thinking of Mace, but he'll do in a pinch, I suppose.)

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Why do I feel slightly slighted by that piss-poor pathetic post ? I feel I deserve better/worse...

Noba.

OK. Fair enough. How about this? Australia must....

snipped for Seanachai

....Is that better, Sparky?

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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Why were you in England, eh?

The sod was temporarily increasing the average IQ of both England and Australia. </font>
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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Why do I feel slightly slighted by that piss-poor pathetic post ? I feel I deserve better/worse...

Noba.

OK. Fair enough. How about this? Australia must....

snipped for Seanachai

....Is that better, Sparky?

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