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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Oh, and flanking maneuvers by Papa Kahn and his stupid Panzer Armee Kahn's klankety things. I really fecking hate that.

I'd love to take credit for this, Boo. But can we really call it a flanking maneuver when all I have to do is park my tanks on the reverse slope of a hill and wait for you to drive your AFVs aimlessly back and forth across the battle zone?

Papa

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Originally posted by Papa Khann:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Oh, and flanking maneuvers by Papa Kahn and his stupid Panzer Armee Kahn's klankety things. I really fecking hate that.

I'd love to take credit for this, Boo. But can we really call it a flanking maneuver when all I have to do is park my tanks on the reverse slope of a hill and wait for you to drive your AFVs aimlessly back and forth across the battle zone?

Papa </font>

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Boggs, you make a fair point. Compliments the one on top of that slab of gristle you call a head quite nicely too.

Now where is my turn? And none of your excuses about being "at work". I defy you to give me one example of a Floridian with a job that doesn't allow them to slip out of "work" long enough to dash home, boot up their computer, and click the "GO" button. Go on, I dare you.

Why, most of the Floridians I've met need to have work-at-home jobs anyway. It's the only way they can avoid violating the multitudinous restraining orders placed upon them.

Papa

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Try to teach positive grooming habits to giant poltroons like Hiram and Leeeeeo. Try to make sense out of fractured E-mails from Shaw. Play back to back Rune scenarios against Lars.

I see your point and extend my deepest sympathies. Have you considered suicide?

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Bored.

Send a turn.

My Tigers don't like wasting fuel.

Too many of your punified troops to kill.

Got your tin cans yet ?

Noba.

I love playing somebody who knows when my reinforcements are arriving before I do!!!

As far as sending you a turn, see Radley's response to a similar request from Papa Khann. The one that had the dirty four letter word in it that terrifies you and him so much:

I am at WORK!!!!! </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

It's 9:40 on a Friday evening and I've returned all of my turns to the slackwits who sent turns to me.

Guess I'll retire for the evening. Make fun of the Bard on IM.

What else is there to do?

Walk out onto the nearest main road with a sign saying "THE END IS NIGH" ??

Noba.

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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

It's 9:40 on a Friday evening and I've returned all of my turns to the slackwits who sent turns to me.

Guess I'll retire for the evening. Make fun of the Bard on IM.

What else is there to do?

Walk out onto the nearest main road with a sign saying "THE END IS NIGH" ??

Noba. </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

It's 9:40 on a Friday evening and I've returned all of my turns to the slackwits who sent turns to me.

Guess I'll retire for the evening. Make fun of the Bard on IM.

What else is there to do?

Walk out onto the nearest main road with a sign saying "THE END IS NIGH" ??

Noba. </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

Well, if your opponents won't send you turns, you could always play with yourself...

I always wondered what you did with yourself while waiting for me to send a turn.

For the sake of your eyesight, and reduced hairy palms, I guess I should turn them around a bit quicker from now on.

(nah...)

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Well, if your opponents won't send you turns, you could always play with yourself...

I always wondered what you did with yourself while waiting for me to send a turn.

For the sake of your eyesight, and reduced hairy palms, I guess I should turn them around a bit quicker from now on.

(nah...)

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

...would be like trying to explain paragraphs and run-on sentences to Seanachai.

Admit it, you worship my every excessive flight of verbal fancy as though I was a god, you silly litle bugger. </font>
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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

...would be like trying to explain paragraphs and run-on sentences to Seanachai.

Admit it, you worship my every excessive flight of verbal fancy as though I was a god, you silly litle bugger. </font>
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Originally posted by Biochem can be fun:

Alright deviants, I'm breaking into the Peng thread. What do you have to say about that? Anyone want to play a PBEM game? Just to make you feel better about it, it will be my first PBEM CM game--so, you pick the game (CMBO, CMBB, or CMAK), map, and force strength--and then kick my ass--or will you? I figure you can't talk to much s**t about my ability until you've beat me.

sagert@lifesci.ucsb.edu

Cheers to cold beer(s),

Oh, yes. I remember this. It was one of those 'Challeng' things.

'Anyone want to play...' Jesus fecking Christ...I'm listening to Tom Waits really loud and I can't find it, anywhere in my heart, to allow you to play a game here. You're not engaging me.

Maybe I'm being too harsh. Amuse me. Isn't that what's all about? I mean...take a moment to think about it...I mean, I challenged Peng to a game...and then the rest of you

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

...would be like trying to explain paragraphs and run-on sentences to Seanachai.

Admit it, you worship my every excessive flight of verbal fancy as though I was a god, you silly litle bugger. </font>
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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

...would be like trying to explain paragraphs and run-on sentences to Seanachai.

Admit it, you worship my every excessive flight of verbal fancy as though I was a god, you silly litle bugger. </font>
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Originally posted by Seanachai:

What music have you been listening to?

Morning Dreams

Wake up it's time to start another day

Soft light of morning in your eyes

The music from the radio seems far away

Your mind seems partly hypnotized

And now you face yourself, reflected in your stare

Water running in an endless stream

As you splash the coldness you become aware

As if awakened from a dream

But now you're dressed and heading out the door

The dew is damp, the air is clean

The old car is waiting from the night before

You hope the lights alon the way are green

Sooner or later now

You must learn

to give in

And be reborn into the race

You can try to catch

another wink or ten

And cheat the clock that sets the pace

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