Moraine Sedai Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Volley and Thunder! And so it begins... Step First: If you are an SSN, sod off now while you can. If you don't know what an SSN is, you are entirely too stupid to be breathing so don't waste our time. Step Into the Light: If you didn't follow directions above and are still here, bugger off, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune and you aren't welcome. Step ChaChaCha: If you are *still* here, you aren't very bright, but at least make sure you have an email and a location in your profile or you will be ignored. If you have these things in your profile, you may *still* be ignored, but more than likely you will at least be mocked before we ignore you so entertain us while you have the chance. Step Fox Trot: If you insist on hanging about against our wishes, expect to be reviled (and poked with pointy sticks). And if you wish to continue a presence here, you need to show some wit and panache with at least a modicum of anger. Challenge someone, but only someone of equally lowly status. The Olde Ones and Seniour Kanniggits will not notice you excepting to knock you out of their way as they head to the bar. Step Twist: If you wish your dangly bits to remain intact, do NOT discuss them, but *do* at least act like you have a pair. Step To My Loo, my Darlin': Tread lightly around we Ladies of the 'Pool lest you be trampled by our dainty footwear. We may seem the weaker sex, but we have taken lessons from Lorena Bobbit, so be polite to us or suffer our wrath. Step Last: If I have left out anything, remember the law of the land: Ignorance of the law does not exclude you from it. In other words, SOD OFF! And as for the young upstart, 37mm...better luck next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Ahh perfection in itself.... Well done JJ Moraine ... ( Junior Justicar) I say again re the execution... I'm sharpening the blades now... Hmmm will you don the cloak and mask rleete and be executioner? We need a good strong man to do the job, last time it all went very wrong and well... let's just say there were quite a bit of loose ends left hanging.... Yes.. a nice clean CHOP this time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Thinking it over, this ought to make 37mm happy having yet a third thread of his usurped. Is not one of the requirements of messiah-dom to be denied thrice? Works for me anyway, and that's what's most important here. Well, that it works for me AND for our dear Queen. Come to think of it...probably more important that it works for her than for me... hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Hmmm will you don the cloak and mask rleete and do the job of executioner? We need a good strong man to do the job...What ya asking me for, then? I'll be happy to cheer and deride the condemned, though. Spitting and throwing of rotten fruit (no, not that kind, Speedy) is encouraged, right? And it's about time we had proper law in these here parts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Three times... three fecking times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Be glad you aren't panzerleader. I think that was the one. They took his yarbles, and he was forever prohibited from starting a new thread. Pissed him off, and made him show his teeth, it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 I'm NOT asking you rleete.. well, I was, but now I'm not, I'm telling you... yes... that's it. ... * Throws cloak and hooded mask to roger * Yeah, Yeah, I know there's still some slight staining, but hey... I doubt Sir37mm will notice... Looks over to 37mm who is now sitting in a puddle not unlike Seanacoochies peppermint challenged one.... Btw.. Nice rules Moraine, I know Joe will be proud of you... Now.... about the execution rleete , you have a strong enough arm for the job, I mean you exercise that on a daily basis no? all that pencil pushing and such.... Yes.... you'll do just fine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Three times... three fecking times You're once, twice, three times a L.... oser! And we loveeeeeee you... Not!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Hmmm will you don the cloak and mask rleete and be executioner? What does he need a mask for? He's already got a bag over his head. And for that, we're all thankful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: [QB] I'm NOT asking you rleete.. well, I was, but now I'm not, I'm telling you... yes... that's it...Yeah, yeah. I'm going. Hey, quit pushing! Originally posted by **YK2**: Now.... about the execution rleete , you have a strong enough arm for the job, I mean you exercise that on a daily basis no? all that pencil pushing and such.... A pencil? Man, that's harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Be glad Yes, be glad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Actually, in your case it should be: "beg, lad". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: [qb] Hmmm will you don the cloak and mask rleete and be executioner? What does he need a mask for? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: And yes, rleete dear, I think it's time to rid ourselves of this upstart Messiah wannabe...Ooooh, she called me "dear". I'm all a fluttery now. (better go find that box, right Ms. Moraine?) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Actually, in your case it should be: "beg, lad". The Messiah is staggered by yet another crushing betrayal by his troublesome flock… Stunned, he looks around at the baying crowds & shakes his head… “Is this what’s it come to Peng?” he calls out to the ground The crowd parts to reveal a stand, a chopping block & a… The Messiah rubs his eyes & looks again “You can’t be serious!” I’m going to be executed by a… and I quote… a ‘Computer aided designer from Nu-Yoik’? The Messiah rises to his full height, looks down at the deranged crowd & bellows in a powerful voice… “This is ridiculous, I challenge the right of this individual to execute me… either get someone PROPER to do it or I demand a trial by combat!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Three times... three fecking times I guess there's nothing else left for you then? *pushes revolver across the table towards 37mm* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 ***Swings heavy chopper*** And a dull thud echos through the crowd.. What was that he said about a powerful voice ? *Pours another glass of wine for herself and JJ Moraine * Hmmm... about that BBQ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by poor condemned guy: trial by combat!Sure. Hold this piece of paper. Yes, that's right, directly in front of you. No, just ignore the concentric circles, I was just doodling. Boo, fetch me a crossbow, please? Man, this UBB still screws me up. [ March 12, 2005, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: rleete ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 ohhh head on a arrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: It helps with the gagging reflex!Oh yeh, I suffer from that. A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him 'why the long face?'. Nyuck Nyuck Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 I would aim for the vocal cords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Nyuck Nyuck *Bless you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I would aim for the vocal cords. But you would, wouldn't you? You silly sticky type person, you aim for the fingers so he can't type. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: ***Swings heavy chopper*** And a dull thud echos through the crowd.. What was that he said about a powerful voice ? *Pours another glass of wine for herself and JJ Moraine **takes the offered wine and enjoys the night's entertainment* Why thank you, M'Lady. Y'know...even with all their ineptitude, I still don't think 37mm will survive the night. As to BBQ...I took the liberty of catering the event. I don't mind burning the boy at the stake after he's been folded, spindled and mutilated, but I think he'd be too stringy and gamey to actually be the main course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 By Berli! RLeete, fix your html tags!!! You're supposed to be a professional now! pfffft, bleedin' amateurs. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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