Boo Radley Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Peng Challenge Thread also known as the Mutha Beautiful Thread, the Cesspool, the MBT and Pinky's Tonsil Wash Emporium and All-Nite Whoopie Parlor. Wait... no... I thought that was a note card, but it was a credit card receipt. Where was I...? It's continuing mission is to mock and abuse all SSNs (which if this is your first time in, is YOU), challenge ONE another with wit, gusto, panache and occasionally a light cheese sauce, treat the Ladies Of The Pool with respect and deference or they will lay a big hurtin' on you, always have your location and E-mail included in your profile, ridicule one and all with every opportunity, and above all, <big>SOD OFF!</big> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Dear Boo , I'm thinking Joe had a little more detail in mind when he mentioned posting the rules. But while I have your attention, you got the phone number of that parlor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Not enough songs or music... Time for a sing song....... From the "Wedding Singer" I don’t know what it is that makes me love you so I only know I never want to let you go cause you’ve started something Oh, can’t you see? That ever since we met You’ve had a hold on me It happens to be true I only want to be with you It doesn’t matter where you go or what you do I want to spend each moment of the day with you Oh, look what has happened with just one kiss I never knew that I could be in love like this It’s crazy but it’s true I only want to be with you You stopped and smiled at me And asked if I’d care to dance I fell into your open arms And I didn’t stand a chance Now listen honey I just want to be beside you everywhere As long as we’re together, honey, I don’t care cause you’ve started something Oh, can’t you see? That ever since we met You’ve had a hold on me No matter what you do I only want to be with you Oh, oh, you stopped and you smiled at me And asked if I’d care to dance I fell into your open arms And I didn’t stand a chance Now hear me tell you I just want to be beside you everywhere As long as we’re together, honey, I don’t care’cause you’ve started something Oh, can’t you see? That ever since we met You’ve had a hold on me No matter what you do I only want to be with you I said no matter, no matter what you do I only want to be with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: [QB] Not enough songs or music... Time for a sing song....... From the "Wedding Singer" I beliewe Dusty Springfield sang the original version of this one Emma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 It doesn't matter. You still suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Don't kid yourself you'll accept him as your serf even after he loses, you're lonely see Yet another display of ignorance by the village idiot. Serfs serve the Cesspool, that's right, all of it, including members of it as lowly and insignificant as you. I merely have a right of first refusal, and if the little sport proves to be unworthy, I'll cast him adrift, like the trash you fish out of the sewers for your lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: It doesn't matter. You still suck. Wankffler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 31, 2005 Author Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Egbert: Dear Boo , I'm thinking Joe had a little more detail in mind when he mentioned posting the rules. But while I have your attention, you got the phone number of that parlor? Dear Eggsack, I have it on good authority that Joe is busy packing for his upcoming trip to Manysodaland and is in sich a frazzled state, he won't notice (And really, do we care?). I can see him now, trying to decide which Napolean hat he should wear, wondering if he needs more white polish for his shoes and belt and agonizing whether or not his new comb over (back to front) really does make him look ten years younger (than dirt). So don't worry your pretty little head over it. And as for having the phone number to the Emporium... why yes, I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Seanachai , To continue from the older thread, the first bottle is: Bushmills Malt 10 year old Single Malt irish Whiskey The second is: Glenfiddich Ancient Reserve [no, not you Boo] Single Malt aged 18 years. Again, I mention them since they are in Chicago, and you aren't. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I'll cast him adrift, like the trash you fish out of the sewers for your lunch.I fish out trash for lunch then cast it adrift again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 (Snipped 'cos you're NOT worth it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: I'm an SSN. And I wish that each and every one of you, regardless of rank, would SOD OFF to the 10th planet.Tsk tsk tsk. So inhospitable. No, let them all come to stay. Leave the 10th planet uninhabited so that I can claim oil drilling rights there (wouldn't want any tree hugging Penguistas to interfere)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Not enough songs or music... Time for a sing song....... From the "Wedding Singer" Di ye ken tha Bay City Rollers, lassie? Ah didnae wha' at as tha' makes mae luv ye soo, Ah ainly knoo Ah naiver wanna lait ye goo, Yoo starrrted sumthin, didnae ye sae? Tha aiver since wae mat ye had a hold on mae.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: Di ye ken tha Bay City Rollers? No one kens the Bay City Rollers, you big disco git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by Breakthrough: Correct Sir.. but the version I am listening to (as I type this) is very good also... Sung by Josh Grobin.. Check it out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: Not enough songs or music... Time for a sing song....... From the "Wedding Singer" Di ye ken tha Bay City Rollers, lassie? Ah didnae wha' at as tha' makes mae luv ye soo, Ah ainly knoo Ah naiver wanna lait ye goo, Yoo starrrted sumthin, didnae ye sae? Tha aiver since wae mat ye had a hold on mae.... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Di ye ken tha Bay City Rollers? No one kens the Bay City Rollers, you big disco git. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I have heard that astronomers intend to name the new planet "Polyp", because it is on the other side of Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I have heard that astronomers intend to name the new planet "Polyp", because it is on the other side of Uranus. I was going to ask whether or not you EVER intended to send my limey 'ass' a set-up or not... and now I have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Boo knows this one for sure....The scene: The kitchen in Casa De Boo. The time: Sometime around Christmas 2004... around 9PM. Let's listen in, shall we? Phone: "Ring... ring... ring... Rose: "I'm just going to let the machine get it because it's probably one of your stupid friends." Boo: "Or it's one of your hillbilly relatives..." Rose: "WHAT?" Boo: " I SAID 'GIVE HIM A SEDAGIVE'" Rose: "That makes no sense." Suddenly, the machine picks up. Let's listen in, shall we? Hi, you have reached the number you dialed. We may be out or just monitoring our calls, making faces and rude gestures at the phone. If you care to, leave a message after the beep... or not. Really, it makes no difference to me. BEEEEEEEP! Seanachai: "Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, for Boo is the wind beneath my wings." Boo: "Aww, fr' cryin' out loud! HOW'D HE GET OUR NEW NUMBER?!?!" Rose: See? I told you it was one of your stupid friends, and I'll bet he's drunk, too!" Boo: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... Never mind that now, we have to get the hell out of here. Start packing!" Rose: "I AM packing and if that little bugger ever shows up on our doorstep, I'll drop him in his tracks!" Boo: "I love it when you get all butch." Rose: "Right back at ya, big guy!" THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 You know, during those rare moments when nothing is said and all is quiet yer can hear his pointy hat swaying in the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Rose: "That makes no sense."Ya get that a lot from her doncha ... Big Guy. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 People complain about the Insane all the time, but no one ever does anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: People complain about the Insane all the time, but no one ever does anything... Insane compared tae wha'? Tha worrld as a wild place o' idiot brutality, an' tha's afore ye factor ain "people". Some buggers noo hae tha ability tae cope wi' at an' ye label thaim "insane". Tha ainly thing tae di as relate wi' lovin' kaindness, relieve sufferin' as ye find at, an' seek tae awaken yesailf sae ye kin make a better jobbie o' tha first twae. Or ye cuid bollocks aboot fer eighty odd years an' try agin naixt time laddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: Or ye cuid bollocks aboot fer eighty odd years an' try agin naixt time laddie. Whoa! You're gonna give me 80 some years?! That's way better than I'm getting locally... Someone gie that bugger a VERY LARGE GLASS OF GOOD SCOTCH WHISKY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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