Seanachai Posted November 24, 2004 Author Share Posted November 24, 2004 If you don't stop nattering on about redneck games, Shaw, we shall have...words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Posted in part, by Croda. Mr. Noba, please inform your son (young noba) that I do not own CMAK as it historically represents fighting against the Italians as real conflict, when everyone knows that the only good things to come out of Italy are meatballs, spaghetti westerns, and my ancestry. Plus, it is decidedly hot in Libya. No version but CMBO sees my CD drive these days (when I'm losing at PokerPornStars.com, that is). Still interested in my shoving 105s up your nostrils...let me know. Interested? In a mild sort of way. Only CMBO...my, we are a cheapskate. Still, chose your death since you are the undoubted expert at all things CMBO. Anything large would be nice, even an operation...that way I get to savour your loss over a longer period. But, your choice it shall be. Well, time to dust off the olde disk and do the olde re-install. (You really should stay away from "those" sites. Look what happened to Shaw.....) Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by OGSF: Noba as a sand gropin' clump o' quokka dung ..... Snipped to save translation time. Listen, oh ex Kombie-driving spaniel sucker. The world has moved on from affecting poxie and fake accents. Take the balls outa yer gob and speak in proper English. What you did to quokkas while you were here has been used as a baseline by the LAW to convict some young thugs who did Unspeakable things to the poor little furry rodents. Hmmm. Perhaps that's why you identify so closely with them. I'd take down the mirrors in your house. Can't be having more personality problems, can we? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: If you don't stop nattering on about redneck games, Shaw, we shall have...words. Seanachai I'm just attempting to give Boo Radley a glimpse at the world BEYOND the trailer park ... on the river ... the BAD part of the trailer park. Oh sure he has a snowball's chance in hell of actually OWNING a trucking company, I mean that's got to be the dream of ALL Ohioans, as I'm sure you'll agree ... well the woman probably dream of being Miss Corn Muffin or something. I'm doing a community service, it's practically a Faith Based Proposal Seanachai and therefore liable for funding under the Administratio ... opps, forgot, no more PF so best drop THAT line of thought. But I have FAITH Seanachai ... if we can raise Boo up by his bootstraps we can raise ANYONE up ... well ... not the Australians of course. Let him see the wonders of the world Seanachai and we won't be ABLE to keep him down on the farm ... or the trailer ... by the river ... in the BAD part, well you see my point. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: If you don't stop nattering on about redneck games, Shaw, we shall have...words. It's ... OK, Seanachai, Joe is just using his own life experiences in order to reach out to the world at large and try to find some common ground. He's like the yokel, who at his first elegant dinner party, sees a plate of oysters on the half shell and makes some totally innapropriate comment about boogers. Then hearing the vast silence which follows his remark and feeling the temperature in the room drop by tens of degrees, offers up a lame, self deprecating smile, wipes the flop sweat off his brow, sticks one toe in the carpet and mumbles, "Shoot... Ah's jest tryin' to lahten th' mood...". At which point, the other guests at the party, with understanding smiles and many a hearty chortle, take him outside and beat him to death with fire place tools. As they should. As we should too. Perhaps the "common ground" Joe needs to find is about six feet long, three feet wide and six feet deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: If you don't stop nattering on about redneck games, Shaw, we shall have...words. And you know what Seanachai is like with words. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 I can sense by the tension in the air that it's time for a jolly singsong. The geometry of innocent flesh on the bone Causes Galileo's Mapbook to get thrown At Delilah Who's sitting Worthlessly alone But the tears on her cheeks are from laughter —Bob Dylan 1965 There, I'm sure we all feel better now, don't we? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Fine Boo, fine. If you must set your sights lower then you must, perhaps we SHOULD go with baby steps. Therefore ... A TYCOON Boo, YOU a TYCOON! And you don't even have to move! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: There, I'm sure we all feel better now, don't we?Almost, but I really think this'll do the trick... Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, you must tell me, baby How your head feels under somethin' like that Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, you look so pretty in it Honey, can I jump on it sometime? Yes, I just wanna see If it's really that expensive kind You know it balances on your head Just like a mattress balances On a bottle of wine Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, if you wanna see the sun rise Honey, I know where We'll go out and see it sometime We'll both just sit there and stare Me with my belt Wrapped around my head And you just sittin' there In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you It's bad for your health, he said Yes, I disobeyed his orders I came to see you But I found him there instead You know, I don't mind him cheatin' on me But I sure wish he'd take that off his head Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, I see you got a new boyfriend You know, I never seen him before Well, I saw him Makin' love to you You forgot to close the garage door You might think he loves you for your money But I know what he really loves you for It's your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Bob Dylan - 1966 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 How's your birthday goin', Berli, under your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Seanachai! File! Now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Don't waste your time with that worthless and weak happy fellah. Process the file that you owe to ME and send it along. Jebus H Chippies but you are the slowest thing to play the game since HairyHiram lost 91 to 9 to me ina 20 turn CMBO game that lasted 6 months. Although I think his all time low was a 100 to nothin schelacking he took from Elvis. Now I don't usually bemoan slow turnaround times as I have been known to be a bit on the feckless side when it comes to returning turns. But really laddie, turn off the Pr0n, take the right off the joystick and the left out a tha nose and send a bloomin turn!!! Yeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Happy Thanksgiving to you lot. Here's a recipe for your very own cranberry sauce - it's excellent and easy to make. 2 12oz bags cranberries 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 cup orange juice (I recommend Simply Orange if you don't squeeze your own) 1 cup water 1 tbs grated orange peel 1 tsp ground ginger 1/2 cup (about 2 oz) minced crystallized ginger Combine first six ingredients in heavy large saucepan. Bring to a boil, stirring until sugar dissolves. Boil until cranberries pop, stirring occasionally, about 5 minutes. Cool. Mix in crystallized ginger. (Can be prepared 3 days in advance - cover and refrigerate.) Yeah, it's late, but if I need to visit the feckin' store every Turkey Day for something we forgot, odds are you do too. So pick up the ingredients and enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 *smacks Snarker around a bit* Snap out of it, man! This ain't the Recipe Thread! I think you shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque or sumthin' like that there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Will SOMEONE please inform this ... this ... whippersnapper that Peng as HE IS is naught but a pale reflection of the once great and munificent Peng that was. Will someone inform him that the Peng Challenge Thread has long since ceased to be ABOUT Peng and has, indeed, been abandoned IN THOSE WORDS by Peng himself. Indeed Peng has demanded that his name cease to be associated with this thread! Sigh. They have eyes, but they do not see. They have ears, but they will not listen. They have mouths, and those, those they never close long enough to get their teeth back to body temperature! I give a little laugh haha! in the general direction of you lot. Yet again we hear snarling terriers like Hiram declaiming 'Peng abandoned the Thread!', and pontificators like Joe opining, 'more in sorrow than in anger' that 'he doesn't even want his name associated with it'. What is the Cesspool? It is a place for the misfits, the rancorous, the satirical. It's where the insouciant jibe, and the angry stomp upon the terra. Who sits waiting throughout eternity, in the Wasteland, waiting for all those misfits and lunatics to create the world around them, so that they can move on? It is Seanachai the Daft, Berli the Dark One, and Peng the Curmudgeon. The Present, the Future, and the Past. The Intercessor, the Executioner, and the Judge. So, Peng, the Judge. The Curmudgeon. He despises the very Thread that takes it's being from him. He demands that all contact be severed. He mocks, belittles and abhors the very thing that he is said to epitomize. It is genius. And the mice squeak at his feet. It's also wonderfully post-modernist, but I don't expect any of you lot to give that more than a nod and an arse-scratch of incomprehension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: massive snippage to prevent painful ocular itchWell Seanacahi, with the proper proportions of disdain, abuse, sneering and alternately feigned (or is that ie?) interest I just might get a violent, deranged stalker out of this. Whatchoo think? And where's me fookin file? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 It's really amazing, Joe. Your posts are totally lacking in continuity. You post some sad drivel about an 18 wheeler game and I say you're trying to find common ground. You come back with some trailer park game and speak of "tycoons" and setting sights lower. I'm at a loss. On a clinical note, did you happen to smell burnt toast at any time today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: massive snippage to prevent painful ocular itchWell Seanacahi, with the proper proportions of disdain, abuse, sneering and alternately feigned (or is that ie?) interest I just might get a violent, deranged stalker out of this. Whatchoo think? And where's me fookin file? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by OGSF: Di' ye ken, Lady Moraine, tha' Ah put ye sig line ain google, ain there were twae hits - wun fer movie quotes an' a second fer ye postin' ain tha Pool.Well, *that's* interesting. I've now become famous...or infamous, whichever the case may be. Happy Thanksgiving tae all, an' tae all SOD OFF.Well, knowing the "sod off" part wasn't meant towards little ol' me, I'll say a hearty thank you, dear. I et entirely too much and am now paying the price for it with a sour stomach. Yes, I know some of you will say that's par for the course being married to Hiram, but I daresay there's naught a bit of truth to that, truly. Wi' ye noo gi' Hiram (Look yoo, Jimmy) Sedai a big wet sloppy kiss fraim mae? Thanks lass! Consider it done. But I'll not tell him the kiss is from you until AFTER the deed is done, or he may not let me kiss him. *giggle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Ditto the file thingy, Seanachai. It's been two weeks.TWO WEEKS?! How the Hell do you rate fast turn, turn around? The rest of us are on the one-a-month plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Ditto the file thingy, Seanachai. It's been two weeks.TWO WEEKS?! How the Hell do you rate fast turn, turn around? The rest of us are on the one-a-month plan </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by OGSF: Di' ye ken, Lady Moraine, tha' Ah put ye sig line ain google, ain there were twae hits - wun fer movie quotes an' a second fer ye postin' ain tha Pool. . "Faithful and Loyal Lady of House Rune." What the hell movie is that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I know that many of you find my presence overwhelming. I try and regulate the amount of awe I subject you to with my presence. Except on the Board, where it is more evenly spread over the population, and doesn't tend to drive everyone to their knees. More likely... You're a lazy git that can barely remember his name from day to day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: You're a lazy git that can barely remember his name from day to day. It's like you've known me from birth, sometimes. Is that the sound of Steel Drums I hear? Could they be marking time to yet another momentous occurrence, hard on the heels of the Rise of the Prince of Darkness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: It's like you've known me from birth, sometimes.Unlikely... I'd 'ave drown ya Is that the sound of Steel Drums I hear? Could they be marking time to yet another momentous occurrence, hard on the heels of the Rise of the Prince of Darkness? The rise of Emrys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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